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After making his repairs, Colt will go to the store, collect his winnings from his bet, and then bet all 3510 gp on their next match, being sure to check for the odds.
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"Just the plain and simple on the armor and shield.I realized today a bit more protection is needed."
"As for the whores; I will be frank. I have exactly eighty three gold left. I tell you this for the same reason we place bets through you. By making me money it helps you. I'm just going to turn around and spend it all on your services & products, because my future seems short. So I tell you I have eighty three gold because it is in your best interest to give me the best I can buy. If I enjoy myself and live through tomorrow, I'll be more likely to spend my money this way. And that's more profit for you. "
"So if that get's me only a couple of elves that can bend into a pretzel, sure I'm game. I'd prefer elf or human looking as my plain vanilla. But If it can get me something alittle more exotic,... alittle more planar... I would like that."
With that, the Aasimar who looks like a dirty old man winks at the merchant, and looks a little more dirty inside.
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Weirdest post I have ever done...
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After making his repairs, Colt will go to the store, collect his winnings from his bet, and then bet all 3510 gp on their next match, being sure to check for the odds.
The merchant tells you that he isn't aware of the odds as of yet but, will gladly take your money for the time being.
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"Just the plain and simple on the armor and shield.I realized today a bit more protection is needed."
"As for the whores; I will be frank. I have exactly eighty three gold left. I tell you this for the same reason we place bets through you. By making me money it helps you. I'm just going to turn around and spend it all on your services & products, because my future seems short. So I tell you I have eighty three gold because it is in your best interest to give me the best I can buy. If I enjoy myself and live through tomorrow, I'll be more likely to spend my money this way. And that's more profit for you. "
"So if that get's me only a couple of elves that can bend into a pretzel, sure I'm game. I'd prefer elf or human looking as my plain vanilla. But If it can get me something alittle more exotic,... alittle more planar... I would like that."
With that, the Aasimar who looks like a dirty old man winks at the merchant, and looks a little more dirty inside.
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Weirdest post I have ever done...
Ah... You like the extraplanars... Well, that might be a bit more work but, if that's what you want... I can probably make it happen...
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Weirdest post you've ever done? Well... I can assure you that there will be weirder posts... probably in this game even...
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Bourbon waits for his whore(s) and then rests for the evening in his quarters.
After a short bit, 2 Female Tieflings and 1 Female Aasimar come into your room... ((I would go in to excruciating detail as to what they look like, how they act, ect. But, instead I will allow you to imagine them however you would like... except, the Aasimar is the stereotypical blonde and is into any sort of weird sh*t you're into, and the Tieflings are bad girls who enjoy being spanked...))
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So some of us have better nights than the others, after sleeping in some Bourbon will go to compliment the merchant and find out if there is any news on what they're fighting.
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Vaarth barely got a night of sleep last night. "What in the nine hells was that last night! I could barely sleep with all that moaning and someone yelling spank me!" Vaarth yells to Bourbon with a slightly bewildered look.
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Necromancer's Tower
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Festav and his soulmelds
-strongheart vest
-mantle of flame (3)
-armguards of disruption (2)
-lucky dice (1) [bound to hands]
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"My apologies my comrade. I spent the remainder of my money on our merchant friends whore selection, and it went above and beyond. I have never been with two women before, and last Night I was with three. If I die in the area today, I will die a happy happy man. I recommend you spend your coin that way as well." Bourbon says with a very happy smile.
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"Sorry, my dad'll kill me. He has a reeeaally long memory, even by elven standards. In fact, he'd track down my corpse just to get the point across. He is a real stickler for tradition and he barely let me join the army," Vaarth says and waives dismissively.
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Necromancer's Tower
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Festav and his soulmelds
-strongheart vest
-mantle of flame (3)
-armguards of disruption (2)
-lucky dice (1) [bound to hands]
Assuming someone goes to check the odds for the day... the merchant tells you the odds are 3 to 1 that you'll die... he doesn't seem too worried though...
Edit: Also, I don't think I have to put this but... whenever your ready head to the arena...
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As you enter the arena you see 3 women... 2 Tieflings and 1 Aasimar... they all begin giggling when they see Bourbon... If the rest of them are anything like he was, this is going to be a quick and short fight... says one of the Tieflings...
Initiative A: (1d20+10)[26]
Initiative T1: (1d20+8)[12]
Initiative T2: (1d20+9)[25]
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Negative. You are out numbered and out matched.
Replies Colt, suit humming as it shifts into a more combative form, flaming claws at the ready on each hand.
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As I now have beam and improved beam, there is no downside to fighting in altform. Meaning more speed and energy claws for me.
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Vaarth takes a side-long glance at Bourbon after seeing this. "If we get done with this Bourbon, please promise to take a vow of chastity or at least not to sleep with women that could prove dangerous."
(1d20+5)[6]
edit: that was a total fail... a natural one, really?
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Necromancer's Tower
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Festav and his soulmelds
-strongheart vest
-mantle of flame (3)
-armguards of disruption (2)
-lucky dice (1) [bound to hands]
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"Wait! I got to spend the night with three prostitutes and then kill them? THIS IS THREE TIMES BETTER THAN MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!!"
"Hey John, could you take the blonde? Use a little non-lethal if possible. I'd pay for a piece of that again! But the tieflings, I can tell you from experience that they would like it!" Bourbon says with a joyful laugh.
"Wait! I got to spend the night with three prostitutes and then kill them? THIS IS THREE TIMES BETTER THAN MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!!"
"Hey John, could you take the blonde? Use a little non-lethal if possible. I'd pay for a piece of that again! But the tieflings, I can tell you from experience that they would like it!" Bourbon says with a joyful laugh.
So sorry to point this out, but I've done it as a DM before too. A halberd isn't a reach weapon. If you would like to keep the reach weapon, a Guisarme can also be used to trip your opponent. It does 2d4 damage.
Or you can just have them move adjacent to their targets and do the same amount of damage. Your call.
"I like how they're avoiding me. Clearly I made more of an impression than they're leading on."
Bourbon casts Lesser orb of acid, using his arcanist gloves. He throws it at T2.
Ranged Touch attack(1d20+7)[26] (4d8+7)[2][5][5][4](23)
He then takes a 5 ft step back, grinning.
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So sorry to point this out, but I've done it as a DM before too. A halberd isn't a reach weapon. If you would like to keep the reach weapon, a Guisarme can also be used to trip your opponent. It does 2d4 damage.
Or you can just have them move adjacent to their targets and do the same amount of damage. Your call.
"I like how they're avoiding me. Clearly I made more of an impression than they're leading on."
Bourbon casts Lesser orb of acid, using his arcanist gloves. He throws it at T2.
Ranged Touch attack[roll0]
[roll1]
He then takes a 5 ft step back, grinning.
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Sh*t... I guess that means they go right up to them... I always good for thoroughly reading things before using them... and I guess I slipped this time.
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Colt easily tumbles to W20, so as to flank T2 with Vaarth via chronocharm, and then tears into T2 with his Power Claws.
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swift:tumble, a roll of 1 would succeed, no need to roll
Full round: full attack
Claw 1 (1d20+12)[23] damage (3d4+5)[11]
Claw 2 (1d20+12)[25] damage (3d4+5)[14]
Slam (1d20+7)[25] damage (1d4+5)[7]
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Colt easily tumbles to W20, so as to flank T2 with Vaarth via chronocharm, and then tears into T2 with his Power Claws.
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swift:tumble, a roll of 1 would succeed, no need to roll
Full round: full attack
Claw 1 [roll0] damage [roll1]
Claw 2 [roll2] damage [roll3]
Slam [roll4] damage [roll5]
All attacks hit... she looks like she is in some pain but not enough to prevent her from saying, Ladies, after we win this fight... we need to get ourselves one of these fancy back scratchers.
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That is correct. Bourbon side steps the arrow and makes some sort of crude gesture with his groin.
"What's wrong baby? You having trouble hitting this now? Well don't worry, I won't have trouble NAILING YOU later!"
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John and Vaarth are up
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