At this point I really have a hard time condemning Gary if he was to cheat on Yuki... Especially if some girl came on to him. Like really hard.
Shams are shams. *shrug*
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
That said, while Yuki is being pretty damn bitchy here, I feel that it's more important for Gary to be able to confront her about it than her suddenly realising "omg I'm doing it wrong you guys".
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That said, while Yuki is being pretty damn bitchy here, I feel that it's more important for Gary to be able to confront her about it than her suddenly realising "omg I'm doing it wrong you guys".
Gary growing a spine? Fugeddaboutit.
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
Hmm, kinda wondering if I can tell where this is going next:
1) Yuki is being used by Gary as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
2) Amber also wants to use Gary as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
3) While being badly treated by Yuki, Gary is watching videos of Amber.
A possible step 4? Amber catches Gary alone, offers him a 'better deal'.... and falls into the same addicted pattern as Yuki, too obsessed with her own fun to remember to return the favour to poor, overworked Gary.
....I could probably have chosen a more/less appropriate smiley to end that sentence with, given the broader context.
1) YukiGary is being used by GaryYuki as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
Fixed that for you. I'm not sure why Yuki just crawled into bed with DiDi, but I see something potentially happening because one or more of the flatmates is getting annoyed by the situation.
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
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Ok, now yuki is being obliviously self absorbed. She just went right past the thing didi said that SHOULD have clued her in to the problem. Gary? He needs to show her why what she is doing is wrong. "Oooh gary-san! OOh, OOOH! Oo? Why did you stop?!" "Yuki, you see this feeling you are getting right now? Being on the edge and not being able to finish? Thats what you are doing to me 6 times a day now. Ill leave you to think about this for awhile. Good night."
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Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
Hmm, kinda wondering if I can tell where this is going next:
1) Yuki is being used by Gary as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
2) Amber also wants to use Gary as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
3) While being badly treated by Yuki, Gary is watching videos of Amber.
A possible step 4? Amber catches Gary alone, offers him a 'better deal'.... and falls into the same addicted pattern as Yuki, too obsessed with her own fun to remember to return the favour to poor, overworked Gary.
My own prediction is similar. I say that Amber will track Gary down and start coming on to him. He'll very much want to accept her advances, but at the same time want to stay faithful to Yuki. This will be played for much drama. Or rather...played for comedy. Maybe both.
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Can i throw my money into the ring saying Amber and DiDi find they share a common goal and join forces to defeat the evil japawitch and free poor Gary from her tyranny?
Oh wait, Amber thinks DiDi is Yuki, neeevermiiind!
Gary will always have the "spineless pathethic loser" (a.k.a. SPL) status quo.
Sure, he got laid once. Kudos.
But he still the SPL, as we can see Yuki do now (and probably, in the future, other girls in comic)
I put my money with Wraith's
He is being used by Yuki.
Then by Amber.
Then by Didi.
Ok, I'm not expecting excatly Shakespearean level of writting, but come on, this is just stupid I mean, does porn like that really exist? And some people actually get turned on by this?
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Ok, I'm not expecting excatly Shakespearean level of writting, but come on, this is just stupid I mean, does porn like that really exist? And some people actually get turned on by this?
Well, it actually reminds me of some kind of Barbarella spoof.
Also, it contains girl-on-girl, many heterosexual guys are into that. It's even a trope!
The scenario is rather goofy though, and rather expensive to film for porn.
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Ok, I'm not expecting excatly Shakespearean level of writting, but come on, this is just stupid I mean, does porn like that really exist? And some people actually get turned on by this?
Are you kidding? This is a complex, character-driven narrative compared to most porn plots.
It's not the kind I look for if I look for porn but... yes. This exists. And it's made with pretty cheesy costumes. And other things to keep the budget low. No idea whether they do this because the director wants to make something more fun than just porn or if they are actually trying to sell a fetish...
So, what IS Gary's problem? Place your bets!
1) Gary can't get off of porn after he had real sex.
2) All those swirlies made him think of a vagina as a weird tasting lollipop and that kills his boner.
3) He feels he's cheating on Yuki.
4) He sees Amber as a real human being and can't fap to her.
5) The plot is just THAT BAD.
6) ???
Well, it actually reminds me of some kind of Barbarella spoof.
Also, it contains girl-on-girl, many heterosexual guys are into that. It's even a trope!
The scenario is rather goofy though, and rather expensive to film for porn.
I'm as much of fan of hot girl-on-girl action as the next straight guy, but quite seriously, this looks like too much. Good catch on Barbarella, though. I thought there was something familiar in there, but couldn't quite put my finger on it.
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Are you kidding? This is a complex, character-driven narrative compared to most porn plots.
I wanted to see a porn with story. If it's like this, I will take the old "guy comes to fix girls washing maching, they make hot monkey love instead", or whatever passes as an excuse for a plot in porn, anyday of the week.
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I'm going with 4...
Put me down under number 3.
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"There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."
Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
And I don't think pron has had a plot since the invention of the Internet. But I am old enough to remember when it did! I've stumbled across the rare video with a plot, but they are few and far between.
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And I don't think pron has had a plot since the invention of the Internet. But I am old enough to remember when it did! I've stumbled across the rare video with a plot, but they are few and far between.
Late night cable TV tends towards more plot as well. Sometimes the resulting love triangles or pentagons or even dodecahedron are almost interesting in and of themselves.
Almost.
Anime and manga hentai are also often more plotted, to the point where non-pornographic versions can become popular in their own right.
As for #3, I don't see why. She's not dating him, she's dating his tongue.
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Derp. Thank you - How on earth did I evolve a blind-spot for cute Asian girls and gorgeous blondes?
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So, what IS Gary's problem? Place your bets!
1) Gary can't get off of porn after he had real sex.
2) All those swirlies made him think of a vagina as a weird tasting lollipop and that kills his boner.
3) He feels he's cheating on Yuki.
4) He sees Amber as a real human being and can't fap to her. 5) The plot is just THAT BAD.
6) ???
Yeah, I think someone else already talked about this. I'm not particularly proud to admit it, but I have witnessed #5 and in comparison Amber Amber's XXX Favs is almost Gone With The Wind.
...wait what? You people watch porn with the sound on? Weirdos.
I'll just censor myself a bit. Sorry for drifting off. If anyone really cares highlight, but I don't think so.
To be honest, porn without sound does nothing for me. Or when they play some horrible music over the sound... (Then again, if some male leads feel they need to grunt all the time that's annoying in it's own right) In the same way that girls who are absolutely quiet in bed are total turn offs... Er, getting off topic.
@Ravens_cry: he doesn't look like he is in physical pain to me so I didn't consider hos problem to be a physical one.
...okay people, time to talk about something else.
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The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
Yeah, most "plots" consist of the excuse for there to be a guy and a girl, (or any combination up to 35 or so participants) together. School photographer and student, prisoner and cop, there is generally one line of dialogue, "Im the plumber maam, im here to snake out your pipes." "Oh, I BET you are!" Then the bow chika music starts up and plot goes away once the uniform does. I have heard of the movie spoofs though, saving ryans privates, the sexorcist, sexual predator, "Get to the choppa! We are naked and waiting!" I honestly dont know if they exist, or if its all a joke, but I wouldnt be surprised.
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Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
Ok, I'm not expecting excatly Shakespearean level of writting, but come on, this is just stupid I mean, does porn like that really exist? And some people actually get turned on by this?
The point is that it's an exaggeration of bad, campy and cheesy porn plots. And, really, it's a form of kitsch that is unto itself.
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
I have heard of the movie spoofs though, saving ryans privates, the sexorcist, sexual predator, "Get to the choppa! We are naked and waiting!" I honestly dont know if they exist, or if its all a joke, but I wouldnt be surprised.
If you aren't likely to get in trouble for it, a quick Google search for "porn parody" reveals some mind-bending things; Not Married (With Children). The *BIG* Bang Theory. The Simpsons (complete with neon body-paint). The Smurfs.
Be warned: None of your childhood memories are safe.
If you aren't likely to get in trouble for it, a quick Google search for "porn parody" reveals some mind-bending things; Not Married (With Children). The *BIG* Bang Theory. The Simpsons (complete with neon body-paint). The Smurfs.
Be warned: None of your childhood memories are safe.
The Lord of the G-Strings, How I [Slept With] Your Mother, the incredibly lamely titled Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (could have at least made it Episode XXX: [pun goes here]), Carolina Jones... There are truly a lot out there.
I think my point should be that, Traab, the dialogue in the in-comic porn today? Superior to that in the typical porn parody.
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No author should have to take the time to say, "This little girl ISN'T evil, folks!" in order for the reader to understand that. It should be assumed that no first graders are irredeemably Evil unless the text tells you they are.
It's about time that
1 Gary learns to standfor himself (but that's not gonna happen).
2 Kiley starts really treating Yuki's phobia. The sausages havent helped much, not too mention that learning to bite it isn't the point. She needs a better fear exposure treatment. Why not sex toys? Starting with a small and non-threatening vibrator and moving on to more and more anatomically accurate dildos? That seems like the obvious solution, since the point was to be able to have sex not eating a sausage or a banana.
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Ok, I'm not expecting excatly Shakespearean level of writting, but come on, this is just stupid I mean, does porn like that really exist? And some people actually get turned on by this?
Any kind of porn that you can imagine, and some that you cant, does exist.
For those of you who are curious but don't want the mental scars, I suggest checking out the Cinema Snob's reviews. He doesn't review only porn flick, but you can spot them by the title. His videos are sfw.
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