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05-19-2012, 12:14 PM
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal: Steve
. . . What? I can't do that? Fine.
Heal: Emerald Dragon
Hurt: Stirge
Metal
4E Retcon
Succubi never felt demon-y to me. JOIN YOUR DEVIL BRETHREN!
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05-19-2012, 12:40 PM
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#332
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
heal Gelatinous Cube
hurt Dire Elephant
wood
4e retcon
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05-19-2012, 01:59 PM
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#333
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Welcome, Steve!
Heal Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Beholder
4th Edition Retcon
Thunder
05-19-2012, 02:26 PM
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#334
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
*waters Steve with the blood of the innocent*
Heal Beholder
Hurt Stirge
Wood
Blood War
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I just want to say that if this isn't the weirdest line of argument I've seen this thread take yet, it's not for lack of trying.
Last edited by Sorator : 05-19-2012 at 02:26 PM .
05-20-2012, 01:12 AM
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#335
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Eh, Devils already have Erinyes, but I want a seduction power!
Heal Nightmare
Hurt Gelatinous Cube
4th Edition Retcon
Wood (I'll avoid the easy puns...Treant? Or is that too obvious?)
Oh and for the record:
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05-20-2012, 02:43 AM
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#336
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Dire Elephant
Hurt Gelatinous Cube
Wood
4th Edition Retcon
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05-20-2012, 04:15 AM
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#337
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Emerald Dragon
Metal
Blood War
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05-20-2012, 11:10 AM
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#338
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Polls Closed!!
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Originally Posted by Sorator
*waters Steve with the blood of the innocent*
"Kill me..."
Hm, that's odd. Never had a plant that said that before. Well he is the Raised-but-Never-Dead. In any case the Gelugon subscribes to more recent lore resulting in a Rampaging Succubus:
Flyswatter : -2 Stirge
Bigger Flyswatter : -2 Gelatinous Cube
As for the new contestant, it hails from a forest I once visited contaminated with raw magic, allowing its bark to achieve a...you know what, the explanation's not that interesting - it's an
Ironmaw .
Name Points Net Notes Beholder* 11 0 Dire Elephant** 17 0 Emerald Dragon*** 22 0 Gelatinous Cube*** 16 +1 Gelugon** 15 0 (VERY) COOLDOWN Ironmaw 10 0 Nightmare*** 17 +1 Stirge+ 4 -2 Succubus 20 +3 RAMPAGE * Number of Rampages + Has Died Once
Dead Mummy~ ~ Lost one Raise vote
Extinct:
Polls Open!!
Ironmaw picture (that's a face only a mother could love, so it's a pity that it's a tree)
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You seem to like summoning monsters and watching them beat the everloving crap out of one another.
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05-20-2012, 12:39 PM
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#339
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Beholder
Hurt Stirge
Normal Potted Plant
Flyswatter
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I just want to say that if this isn't the weirdest line of argument I've seen this thread take yet, it's not for lack of trying.
05-20-2012, 12:50 PM
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#340
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Emerald Dragon
Flyswatter
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05-20-2012, 01:04 PM
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#341
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Dire Elephant
Hurt Gelatinous Cube
Bigger Flyswatter
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05-20-2012, 01:45 PM
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#342
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Beholder
Flyswatter
Water (with pure mountain spring water) Steve
05-20-2012, 05:53 PM
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#343
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal: Emerald Dragon
Hurt: Gelatinous Cube
BEEG FLYSWATTER FOR BEEG MANLY FLIES
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05-20-2012, 06:35 PM
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#344
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
heal Gelatinous Cube
hurt Dire Elephant
flyswatter
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05-21-2012, 12:01 PM
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#345
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Polls Closed!!
A nice quiet day apart from a faint *bzz-t* noise as the Succubus finds that flyswatter. Lets see how Steve is doing:
"Kill me..."
Nope, doesn't look like the spring water helped. I know, lets try channeling Mystical energies through it: it's
Mystic Monday .
Name Points Net Notes Beholder* 11 0 Dire Elephant** 17 0 Emerald Dragon*** 22 0 Gelatinous Cube*** 17 +1 Gelugon** 15 0 Ironmaw 10 0 Nightmare*** 17 0 Stirge+ 1 -2 Succubus* 15 0 COOLDOWN * Number of Rampages + Has Died Once
Dead Mummy~ ~ Lost one Raise vote
Extinct:
Polls Open!!
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Originally Posted by
Raging Gene Ray
You seem to like summoning monsters and watching them beat the everloving crap out of one another.
At university. Posting may be affected.
05-21-2012, 12:11 PM
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#346
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Beholder
Mystic Succubus
Fertilize (With MiracleGro) Steve
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05-21-2012, 12:46 PM
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#347
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Emerald Dragon
Mystic Dire Elephant
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05-21-2012, 01:08 PM
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#348
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Dire Elephant
Hurt Gelatinous Cube
Mystic Emerald Dragon
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05-21-2012, 01:40 PM
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#349
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Beholder
Hurt Stirge
Mystic Dire Elephant
Give Antidepressants To Steve
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Originally Posted by
ti'esar
I just want to say that if this isn't the weirdest line of argument I've seen this thread take yet, it's not for lack of trying.
Last edited by Sorator : 05-21-2012 at 01:40 PM .
05-21-2012, 05:54 PM
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#350
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Emerald Dragon
Hurt Treebeard
Mystic Elephant
Give Steve A Hug
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05-22-2012, 07:22 AM
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#351
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
heal Gelatinous Cube
hurt Dire Elephant
mystic Gelugon
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05-22-2012, 11:05 AM
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#352
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Polls Closed!!
That didn't work, so lets-hey what's that Stirge doing?
<chomp>
*belch*
Oh, he wasn't depressed, he was hungry (well he is new to the whole "talking" thing I suppose). Anyway, it's
Double Heal/Hurt Tuesday .
Name Points Net Notes Beholder* 11 0 Can't be Hurt Dire Elephant** 17 0 Emerald Dragon*** 22 0 Can't be Healed Gelatinous Cube*** 19 +2 Gelugon** 15 0 Ironmaw 9 -1 Nightmare*** 17 0 Succubus* 15 0 * Number of Rampages + Has Died Once
Dead Mummy~ ~ Lost one Raise vote
Extinct:
Polls Open!!
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Spoiler
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Originally Posted by
Raging Gene Ray
You seem to like summoning monsters and watching them beat the everloving crap out of one another.
At university. Posting may be affected.
05-22-2012, 12:44 PM
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#353
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Beholder & Gelatinous Cube.
Hurt Ironmaw & Succubus.
Feed Steve a large pot of chilli.
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I just want to say that if this isn't the weirdest line of argument I've seen this thread take yet, it's not for lack of trying.
05-22-2012, 01:17 PM
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#354
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube and Succubus
Hurt Beholder Dire Elephant and Emerald Dragon
Feed to Steve Audrey II
05-22-2012, 01:30 PM
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#355
Halfling in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Gelatinous Cube and Gelugon
Hurt Emerald Dragon and Ironmaw
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05-22-2012, 02:12 PM
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#356
Firbolg in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Beholder & Gelatinous Cube
Hurt Nightmare and Succubus
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05-22-2012, 04:11 PM
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#357
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Dire Elephant and Nightmare
Hurt Gelatinous Cube and Ironmaw
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05-22-2012, 04:59 PM
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#358
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Emerald Dragon and Jellycube
Hurt Ironmaw and Succubus
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05-22-2012, 07:30 PM
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#359
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
Heal Nightmare and Succubus
Hurt Gelatinous Cube and Ironmaw
Hm. What do Nightmares and Succubi do when they get together? *peek*
"Got any fours?"
"Go fish."
....Huh.
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05-22-2012, 09:05 PM
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#360
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Monster Heal/Hurt 9: 9 Doors, 9 Rounds, 9 Hells
heal Gelatinous Cube & Nightmare
hurt Dire Elephant & Succubus
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