Kiss or Kill LXXXVIII: Please Kiss or Kill the Messenger

[Amidus Drexel]

So, it has come to this. Wait, no; wrong line. Nevermind.

Anyways, welcome to the game of kissing, killing, and whatever else you feel like. The rules are simple: Do something to the person above. It doesn't have to be just kissing or killing; any action will do as long as it doesn't violate forum rules. For instance, a series of posts might look like this:

Poster#1: *gives cake*
Poster#2: *steals cake and eats*
Poster#3: *kills*
Poster#4: *perches on shoulder*

That's pretty much it.

*attempts to prepare a dessert for the new thread*

Um... maybe one of you chefs should do this.

[LordDeathkeeper]

*brings snacks*
I'm here for the new thread party?

[MageOfCakes]

*helps with new thread dessert preparation hence forth know as operation CREAM PUFF*

All systems go!

[Lateral]

*prepares a chocolate truffle the size of a basketball, filled with high-quality butter pecan gelato*

[Lycunadari]

You look like you're on fire. Let me help you.

*throws snowball at*

[Mercenary Pen]

time to heat things up... *throws a snowboil at- aka a bucket of hot water*

[Amidus Drexel]

*spends a few minutes making snowballs*

Um, these are kind of icy. Sorry, I don't have much to work with.

[Gnomish Wanderer]

*builds a snowfort with a snowcatapult to launch your snowballs*

[Amiria]

* flies to the moon ! *

[Balmas]

*examines from afar*

[Amidus Drexel]

*drags to the depths of the thread*

Robs of all valuables and leaves. We can't be having any trees down there.

[Strategos]

"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**traps in a forest**
"Now, I'm not letting you out until you give Balmas back his valuables. You can keep the leaves though."

[Blue Ghost]

*tacklehugs*
*scans your Cyndaquil with my Pokedex*

[Mercenary Pen]

*captures your sanity inside a playing card*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

*wins Blue Ghost's sanity card in a game of Go Fish*

[Gnomish Wanderer]

*'acquires' Blue Ghost's Sanity Card from Fullbladder's safe*

[Balmas]

*teleports into the saddlebags and back out again, taking Blue Ghost's sanity card with him* The prize of the century!

[Mercenary Pen]

*reclaims the sanity of Blue Ghost, and captures your sense of smell in a domino*

[Amidus Drexel]

*wanders around aimlessly*

*bumps into a tree*

@v *stares blankly and rubs eyes*

I must be dreaming. Or this forest is messing with my head.

[Kneenibble]

*shapeshifts out from the bark of the tree into the form of a lush-bodied woman with golden curls and gypsy rags*

*gives to sit on a boulder nearby in the sunlight, and teases hair with a pick carved from mammoth ivory into a glorious globe of fro*

[Mauve Shirt]

*sighs at* You're like, super angry at me lately, which doesn't make sense 'cause it's not like we interact much.


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[Drakeburn]

*offers some coffee*

Would you like some?

[Blue Ghost]

*finds my sanity card lying around*
*wonders why everyone was playing with my sanity*
*offers cookies to TPAM and TPBM*

[Gnomish Wanderer]

YAY, COOKIES
*noms*

[Amidus Drexel]

*pokes*

Hey, you wander, right? How does one get out of this forest? And can I take the fair maiden with me?

[Balmas]

*pelts with riceballs* It's like a snowball fight, but tastier!

@V: Gloop! *holds breath*

[Elemental]

*traps in a snow globe*

@V Thank you kindly.
I fear that I may have offended you, and for that, I apologise.

[Kneenibble]

*cuddles with budgies, budgies whose feathers are as chilly as a the blades of a lunar Prairie wind; whose feathers are as cool as the silver twinkling of clear-skied Prairie moonlight*

*gives, just in case this is too cool, a bone china mug of drinking chocolate made on the stove with cocoa, cream, honey, orange rind, and grated cinnamon bark*

edit Did I really write this post twelve hours ago? I could have sworn I wrote this same thing to you like, days and days ago... Also, no, you didn't offend me.


@v Why hello! *cuddles them*

[Lycunadari]

*introduces to my penguin friends*

[Mauve Shirt]

Gooooooooood morning. Have pancakes.