D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[saxavarius]

One I found

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[Mordokai]

Originally Posted by saxavarius

One I found

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Alternatively:

[Shadowknight12]

Originally Posted by Mordokai

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Personally, I think this one only works if one replaces the succubus for two incubus.

[Mordokai]

Originally Posted by Shadowknight12

Personally, I think this one only works if one replaces the succubus for two incubus.

I'm not exactly sure why you'd think that way. I mean, it's probably really obvious and I'll be facepalming heavily when you explain yourself, but still... mind explaining why you think so?

[Shadowknight12]

Originally Posted by Mordokai

I'm not exactly sure why you'd think that way. I mean, it's probably really obvious and I'll be facepalming heavily when you explain yourself, but still... mind explaining why you think so?

A Malconvoker's free metamagic adjustment applied to Repeat a summoning spell gets you two demons for the same price. You could go with two succubi, true, but the message doesn't become a double-entendre (pun not intended) if you don't use two incubi.

[Morph Bark]

Originally Posted by Pokemon-freak89

Distracting? Everyone here's already distracted.

Seriously, we need less talk, more pictures. This isn't random banter.

We're not distracted! We're demotivated! It's entirely within purposes of the thread.

Originally Posted by Doorhandle

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What are the sources for these? *sorely needs new webcomics to read*

[Doorhandle]

I forgot the first one, and I don't feel like browsing tvtropes to find it.

The second one is from "Does not play well with others," from the same author as Exploitation now and Errant Story.

The final three are all from "Gilded age," which I highly recommend. It starts pretty well, and only becomes better with the huge twist half-way into the plot.

[The Tygre]

THREAD TRAIN, COMING THROUGH

WHOO-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!

[Rockphed]

Originally Posted by The Tygre

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Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!

New challenge time: Use a patriotic song, speech, or picture to make a demotivator. I'll start.

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[horngeek]

Originally Posted by The Tygre

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...source?

[Doorhandle]

Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!

I beleive you have succesfully unleashed 11 barrels of hell awesome, good sir.

Also, the prinicples one made me laugh. Petty* reasons for doing good are allways funnier then petty reasons for doing evil.


*A relative term in this case.

[some guy]

What's the source on this one?

Originally Posted by The Tygre

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I can swear I've seen it once in my childhood. I remember it.

[Beowulf DW]

I told you he had a threadnought!

[Dimonite]

Tax time!

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[Dienekes]

Originally Posted by some guy

What's the source on this one?

I can swear I've seen it once in my childhood. I remember it.

I believe that is Alice.

[Man on Fire]

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[NEO|Phyte]

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Not sure who made the picture, but the story it is from is Gav and Bob

[Craft (Cheese)]

Originally Posted by horngeek

...source?

Final Fantasy Tactics, I believe. The one in front is Agrias Oaks. Don't remember the name of the one behind.

[Mordokai]

Originally Posted by Man on Fire

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I am amused by this. Greatly

[FAD!]

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[AngelSword]

Originally Posted by The Tygre

Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!

Originally Posted by Rockphed

New challenge time: Use a patriotic song, speech, or picture to make a demotivator. I'll start.

With those two in mind...

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[Doorhandle]

That up there's funny, but neverless underscores for me why a serious or realistic campaign needs to be noted as such beforehand.

[NikitaDarkstar]

Originally Posted by Doorhandle

That up there's funny, but neverless underscores for me why a serious or realistic campaign needs to be noted as such beforehand.

So agreed. It's hilarious but does point out a few issues. Also make sure to tell the PC's that collateral damage does not count as bonus XP, otherwise you're just begging them to do strafing runs without firing solutions.

[golentan]

Not to quibble, but by far the most likely impact is going to be a sun or a completely lifeless planetoid. Now, if you're above an inhabited planet and firing in its general direction, you're a jerk. But otherwise...

[Ksheep]

Therefore, if you are attacking a planet, try to get between the defenders and the planet. If the defenders are sensible, they won't want to risk friendly fire on their civilian population. If they DO take the chance, then that's that much less resistance once you defeat the defenders…

[Kyrinthic]

Originally Posted by Doorhandle

I forgot the first one, and I don't feel like browsing tvtropes to find it.

The second one is from "Does not play well with others," from the same author as Exploitation now and Errant Story.

The final three are all from "Gilded age," which I highly recommend. It starts pretty well, and only becomes better with the huge twist half-way into the plot.

First one is from Roza, its been dead a while if I recall.

[Admiral Squish]

Originally Posted by Ksheep

Therefore, if you are attacking a planet, try to get between the defenders and the planet. If the defenders are sensible, they won't want to risk friendly fire on their civilian population. If they DO take the chance, then that's that much less resistance once you defeat the defenders…

Trouble with that plan is that this is space. Advanced trajectory calculations are required to do ANYTHING, targeting is going to be incredibly simple. And then keep in mind that since space is so very empty, you can have a shooting solution from the other end of the solar system. Heck, if you use laser weapons, the enemy won't even realize they're under fire until they're getting hit.

[Ksheep]

Originally Posted by Admiral Squish

Trouble with that plan is that this is space. Advanced trajectory calculations are required to do ANYTHING, targeting is going to be incredibly simple. And then keep in mind that since space is so very empty, you can have a shooting solution from the other end of the solar system. Heck, if you use laser weapons, the enemy won't even realize they're under fire until they're getting hit.

And with that observation, I give you these posters.

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[Rorrik]

On theme:

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[Ksheep]

Originally Posted by Rorrik

On theme:

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"Sir, it appears that they are charging weapons"
"You don't say? What was your first clue?"