D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[TechnoScrabble]

What comic is THAT DM from? The art style looks familiar...almost like early Blaster Nation.

Then again, I am currently half blind owing to recent eye surgery.

[Mordokai]

Originally Posted by The Tygre

Like anybody needed more reasons to specilaze conjuration

Originally Posted by The Tygre

Oh so very true Also the reason why Don is my favourite Disney character.

Thank you kind sir, for making the generally lousy morning at work somewhat more bearable.

[Gettles]

Originally Posted by jaybird

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Call me crazy, but I kinda want to learn more.

[Siegel]

Originally Posted by Reynard

But all of this ignores the most important rule in Exalted: If you don't like how the rules work in a situation, change them.

Ah yes, the most stupid rule in all of rpgs...

[Morph Bark]

Originally Posted by jaybird

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So it's true what they say about redheads.

Originally Posted by The Tygre

THE THREADNOUGHT TIRES OF BANTER

FIRING MAIN CANNON

To Berlioz, no less.

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I don't suppose I can has sources? :3

Also, the Nucklave (sp?) is indeed one of the creepiest fey out there. No doubt.

[Man on Fire]

Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble

What comic is THAT DM from? The art style looks familiar...almost like early Blaster Nation.

Then again, I am currently half blind owing to recent eye surgery.

Looks like a comics who some time ago did anime club story, I forgotten it's name.

[Doorhandle]

So it's true what they say about redheads.

That you can spark fires by rubbing their hair together?

[nyarlathotep]

Originally Posted by Man on Fire

Looks like a comics who some time ago did anime club story, I forgotten it's name.

It's gunshow comic.

[The Tygre]

Gracias, gracias senores y senoras.

And because I am a loving threadnought, sources:

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And a link to the Gunshow Comic because while the rules don't say anything about comical scatophelia, I'm not taking any chances.

[Madara]

Here's some

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[Jade Dragon]

Link isn't an unoptimized fighter. Depending on version and willingness to refluff, he's either a warblade with a bunch of cool magic items, a warblade/factotum, a sorcadin (of freedom) (high charisma could be how he gets everyone to tell him stuff by just standing there), or a fighter/wizard gish build. He might be an unoptimized fighter in the old 2D ones.

[Madara]

Originally Posted by Jade Dragon

Link isn't an unoptimized fighter. Depending on version and willingness to refluff, he's either a warblade with a bunch of cool magic items, a warblade/factotum, a sorcadin (of freedom) (high charisma could be how he gets everyone to tell him stuff by just standing there), or a fighter/wizard gish build. He might be an unoptimized fighter in the old 2D ones.

Believe what you wish, but by our standards, he lacks out-of-combat skills and abilities and is therefore at the least low tier. In addition, all he does is hit things, with different weapons.

Don't get me wrong, I love Link.

[golentan]

Originally Posted by Madara

Believe what you wish, but by our standards, he lacks out-of-combat skills and abilities and is therefore at the least low tier. In addition, all he does is hit things, with different weapons.

Don't get me wrong, I love Link.

Uh... Music, ranching, fishing, entomology, climbing, swimming, utility magic, general problem solving, sailing, and half a dozen others. Also, that's rarely what people mean by unoptimized, I.E. tier almost always refers to combat capability, with utility as a secondary factor (because a combat focused character can beat the snot out of a utility character who can't also fight). Also Also, NO!

[Yora]

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http://ddemotivators.tumblr.com/post...rs-by-vortling

[Morph Bark]

Originally Posted by The Tygre

Gracias, gracias senores y senoras.

And because I am a loving threadnought, sources:

So you mean you just got the images off Google or Imageshack, not some special place where I can get more of it?

Originally Posted by Jade Dragon

Link isn't an unoptimized fighter. Depending on version and willingness to refluff, he's either a warblade with a bunch of cool magic items, a warblade/factotum, a sorcadin (of freedom) (high charisma could be how he gets everyone to tell him stuff by just standing there), or a fighter/wizard gish build. He might be an unoptimized fighter in the old 2D ones.

Originally Posted by Madara

Believe what you wish, but by our standards, he lacks out-of-combat skills and abilities and is therefore at the least low tier. In addition, all he does is hit things, with different weapons.

Don't get me wrong, I love Link.

In nearly all games, he has musical skills that he can practically do magic with: Bard.
In a lot of the more recent games, he uses combat maneuvers: Warblade. (Helmsplitter from Twilight Princess is Death From Above, period.)
In the earlier games (Majora's Mask and prior), he was more basic (due to programming also, no doubt) and didn't use special maneuvers like such, other than a whirlwind attack maybe: Fighter.
He uses a shield and sword, but also has an array of other weapons: as a Fighter this would be unoptimized. As a Warblade, he'd need proficiency with ranged weapons from elsewhere (race could do this).
In Majora's Mask, he'd either have levels in Master of Masks, or just a ton of brow-slot magic items.
In nearly all games, he uses a bit of magic, both from items and magic he's learned/awakened himself, but it's not strong enough to be anything on high Sorcerer levels. UMD accounts for the items, an unoptimized gish build or Bard levels could account for the learned/innate magic.
With the variety of skills he shows over the games, if you'd want to stat him as being capable of all the things he does in all the games, you'd have to make him a Factotum, too. Otherwise, some skillful class would do, like Rogue or Bard.

Rather than agreeing with him being low-Tier, I'd say he is low-level. The Zelda world could actually be prettymuch a perfect E6 example, even.

I've actually Tiered a homebrew class based off Link a while back. I think it fell between Tier 3 and 4, but it only had the OoT/MM Link's abilities.

[ExtravagantEvil]

How about, just agree to disagree, and claim that he's a Bardblade build (generally speaking), E6 Does also answer a lot of questions doesn't it?

Also: First time poster & Tax

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[FAD!]

Originally Posted by Jade Dragon

Link isn't an unoptimized fighter. Depending on version and willingness to refluff, he's either a warblade with a bunch of cool magic items, a warblade/factotum, a sorcadin (of freedom) (high charisma could be how he gets everyone to tell him stuff by just standing there), or a fighter/wizard gish build. He might be an unoptimized fighter in the old 2D ones.

He also loses to chickens. That screams commoner.

Originally Posted by ExtravagantEvil

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What show is that?

[Madara]

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[Jade Dragon]

Originally Posted by FAD!

He also loses to chickens. That screams commoner.

Chickens? That's a swarm of level 1 chicken barbarians!

I forgot bard. But we could say that a bunch of his spells come from the ocarina/baton, since he doesn't really have any traditional bardic music.

[Dusk Eclipse]

Originally Posted by FAD!

What show is that?

Not sure; but I'd guess Persona 3 (which is a game not an anime, Persona 4 on the other hand does have an anime which btw means:)

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[Arbane]

Originally Posted by Dusk Eclipse

Not sure; but I'd guess Persona 3 (which is a game not an anime, Persona 4 on the other hand does have an anime which btw means:)

There actually was a Persona 3 anime "Trinity Soul", but it wasn't very good.

And this is ridiculous. The Persona-users are clearly Binders.

The Shin Megami Tensei main characters, THOSE are Summoners.

[NikitaDarkstar]

I hate to be a spoilsport or a whiner, but could people please remember to put images (even quoted ones) in spoiler tags? Think of it as a courtesy to members with amazingly craptastic connections and/or computers. (I can sadly count myself as an owner of both for a little while. dialup connection with a windows98 machine, whee!! >.<)

[Dusk Eclipse]

Originally Posted by Arbane

There actually was a Persona 3 anime "Trinity Soul", but it wasn't very good.

And this is ridiculous. The Persona-users are clearly Binders.

The Shin Megami Tensei main characters, THOSE are Summoners.

I didn't know about the Persona 3 anime, I actually found the Persona 4 anime by pure luck and I have never played the games, so please forgive my ignorance concerning them.

I was going for the fact that playing an actual character from the games/anime is almost custom tailored for the PF summoners

Originally Posted by NikitaDarkstar

I hate to be a spoilsport or a whiner, but could people please remember to put images (even quoted ones) in spoiler tags? Think of it as a courtesy to members with amazingly craptastic connections and/or computers. (I can sadly count myself as an owner of both for a little while. dialup connection with a windows98 machine, whee!! >.<)

Dial up connection

[Arbane]

I haven't seen the anime, but the way the Personas work in the games is very much a Binder thing. (They're not always around the way an Eidolon would be.)

Anyway, enough nitpicking. Here's tax:

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[The Tygre]

Originally Posted by Morph Bark

So you mean you just got the images off Google or Imageshack, not some special place where I can get more of it?

Oh, there is a place.

But riding the CHAN-WORM is not for the faint of heart.

[Mordokai]

Originally Posted by NikitaDarkstar

I hate to be a spoilsport or a whiner, but could people please remember to put images (even quoted ones) in spoiler tags? Think of it as a courtesy to members with amazingly craptastic connections and/or computers. (I can sadly count myself as an owner of both for a little while. dialup connection with a windows98 machine, whee!! >.<)

You do realize thoes images need to be loaded up, spoilered or not?

[FAD!]

Originally Posted by Dusk Eclipse

Dial up connection

Dial-up! The horror! The noise still freaks me out. I have also associated it to Internet Explorer in my memories (and they don't stretch that back), which clearly doesn't help. Also, black-text-in-white-background sites. That's it, maybe some blue for links, and an image here or there.

[NikitaDarkstar]

Originally Posted by Mordokai

You do realize thoes images need to be loaded up, spoilered or not?

Sure as hell FEELS like it goes faster when everything is spoilered, but that could obviously be a trick of the mind too, the brain is prone to things like that after all.

@FAD! You forgot the sparkly .gif animations and the absurdly colorful and/or annoying backgrounds, preferably also .gif animations. Ahhh.... don't you miss the early days of the internet? (The internet generation, possibly the generation the least prone to nostalgia in the history of mankind.)

[FAD!]

More FF:

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[Randomguy]

Who's the girl in the "Psychopath meets psychosis itself" poster?