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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
Golentan, that was epic. That poster was the best thing.
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Originally Posted by Chilingsworth
Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
One of my GMs once asked the players 'Why do you fight'? We tended to answer things in an OOC joke so we could answer it seriously IC, so the following occurred:
(We sang this, BTW.)
Mike: I fight for the babes!
Jojo: I fight for the hunks!
Marquan: I fight to watch things explode in meaty chunks!
Me: I fight not for glory, for that is free, no I fight for the very best thing!
All: I fight for XP!
__________________ Sergeant Scrabble slowly snuck up behind the pants militia...
Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
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Originally Posted by Feriority
Does this come from somewhere? I can't find the quote via google.
It's from a post earlier in the thread, right before it.
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One of my GMs once asked the players 'Why do you fight'? We tended to answer things in an OOC joke so we could answer it seriously IC, so the following occurred:
(We sang this, BTW.)
Mike: I fight for the babes!
Jojo: I fight for the hunks!
Marquan: I fight to watch things explode in meaty chunks!
Me: I fight not for glory, for that is free, no I fight for the very best thing!
All: I fight for XP!
Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
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(If you have a 1/4 chance of winning, use a luck reroll and a ring of "cheat", to boost it to 3/4 or even 4/4 depending on how you read how they work together)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
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One of my GMs once asked the players 'Why do you fight'? We tended to answer things in an OOC joke so we could answer it seriously IC, so the following occurred:
(We sang this, BTW.)
Mike: I fight for the babes!
Jojo: I fight for the hunks!
Marquan: I fight to watch things explode in meaty chunks!
Me: I fight not for glory, for that is free, no I fight for the very best thing!
All: I fight for XP!
I've got the next verse; anyone care to make a third?
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THIS aberrant, ancient evil ain't no playa! I'm gonna take care of my little Meduthids and my Spawnling Mama! Besides which--the Old Ones know the Elder Brain keeps pestering me about giving it some Grandspawnlings...
Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
Uncensored swear words (except for bitch, bastard, and hell, which the filter doesn't censor) aren't allowed. A link with a warning is the closest you can get to the line without gong over.
Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
Yeah, Iron Heart is a balance and cohesion based style, but let's face it, it's the official 'I'm a badass' style for ToB. You can block attacks with more attacks, recover from near death over and over, negate any effects that bother you, etc etc etc.
__________________ Sergeant Scrabble slowly snuck up behind the pants militia...
Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
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Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble
Yeah, Iron Heart is a balance and cohesion based style, but let's face it, it's the official 'I'm a badass' style for ToB. You can block attacks with more attacks, recover from near death over and over, negate any effects that bother you, etc etc etc.
You can deflect disintegrate rays into enemies within melee range of you....
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Originally Posted by Chilingsworth
Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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