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Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
It seems we filled up the last one with all sorts of nasty rumours and harsh lies.
It was all in good fun? Right?
The title is, naturally, rather self-explanatory.
But for those who can't read, you basically post a random lie about the Person Above You.
I.e. The White Space always manages to post the wittiest of comments.
Now, let the falsehoods fly!
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Re: Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
I don't want to know Gnomish better.
__________________ zimmerwald1915 made my avatar!
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
Grue Bait had a tigress for a nurse maid, whose flinty tits and savage milk made his heart callow and jagged against the gentility of his breeding. In him those fluids run and commingle together with the milk of his mother, and he strikes a terrific figure -- wild and reckless in battle, dainty as a sparrow in court.
@v I have a lustrous violet pearl from a particularly juicy secret. I will stir it into a glass of Lacrima di Morro d'Alba for you.
Last edited by Kneenibble : 03-30-2012 at 08:20 PM.
Re: Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
Kneenibble coaxes forbidden pearls of secrets from the lips of those who confide in him, and stores them in a heavy glass jar on his desk. When he prepares a particularly sumptuous dessert, he retrieves one and uses it for garnish. I haven't yet tried such a preparation, but he tells me that he savours such a dish tenfold.
Re: Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
Crisis does not have a smooth, tan body that looks wonderful when rubbed in olive oil in harmony by moi and Kneenibble.
__________________ zimmerwald1915 made my avatar!
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
Elemental is secretly working through history to fix what once went wrong by jumping into the bodies of complete strangers and taking over their lives.
Re: Post a random lie about the user above you II. The previous thread was not funny.
Gnomish Wanderer is a con artist. That avatar is to get you interested in buying her crudely displayed treasure maps. All of them lead to a black hole.
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