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I Have Two Cows II: I Have Two "I Have Two Cows" Threads!
It's simple! Say the above poster's name, and state that they have two cows (or one cow, no cows, or otherwise as the joke dictates), and something witty.
For Example!
Belkar Bitterleaf had two cows. They didn't give much exp.
White Space has two cows. They don't have black spots.
Lix Lorn had one awesome thread.
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Lix Lorn has two cows that have been summoned by the creation of a new thread. May they live long and prosper, like this thread!
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Thread won! I don't think I have the authority to do that but whatever
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Death pig has two meat-eating cows that love bacon for some reason.
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I met a girl with a really pensive look. I walk up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand, "For your thoughts. I know the going rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball."
She gave it back, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."
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Kuroimaken has two cows. Once they trained as brothers at the feet of their master, but with his death he left them each one half of his mystic sword. Now they fight bitterly to gain the other's half, not knowing that the only way to make the sword whole once more is through the power of friendship.
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If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
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Crisis has two cows. They're panicky.
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There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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Guess who has two cows? Guesswho!
...alright, I need something better...
Guesswho has two cows. They both look a bit like cuttlefish, for some reason, though.
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Loreni has two cows famous for their terrible puns. Perhaps we need to introduce them to buns?
See what I did there?
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Thread won! I don't think I have the authority to do that but whatever
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Omeganaut has two Doom Cows. These hellish bovines graze on the fiendish grasses of the Fifth Circle and their milk is used to make Ice Cream of Despair. And if you think normal cows smell bad.....
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Elemental has two cows. They are on fire.
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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Loreni333 has two cows that have twice wandered onto my fields. I need to have a talk with that fella...
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I regret that I am actually busier during the summer than otherwise, plus the forums keep popping up error messages on me, so posting has been difficult for me. I'm trying.
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Originally Posted by MesiDoomstalker
Thread won! I don't think I have the authority to do that but whatever
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Crisis21's ponies just asked my cows if they wanted to be ponies, and my cows are wondering what the heck is up with the GitP website suddenly displaying "Ponies in the playground" on the forums.
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I met a girl with a really pensive look. I walk up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand, "For your thoughts. I know the going rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball."
She gave it back, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."
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Loreni has three cows. They each have three legs. In fact, some sources say they're ponies. It all depends on whether or not they've checked their calendar lately. (That, and time zones, but who's counting?)
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