Kingmaker: Here Comes the Cavalry! (OOC)

[Steckie]

Originally Posted by Chained Birds

Steckie kind of ninja'd me so I didn't think to escape artist out... So best to Grease the enemies instead. Maple's 16AC should be fine... For now.

I'll change my post.
Should have remembered that those dastardly halflings are Houdini's spawn.

[Morbis Meh]

Lol so Sam, you are attacking something that is already likely dead? Brin already blew it away with her bow (I am guessing anyways)

[Steckie]

Well, my wife gave birth to our son this night.
Everything is going pretty good so far, so i don't think my posting will suffer much under it. I may produce posts that are a bit shorter, but we'll see what happens.

His name is Wieland, born at 53 cm and 4.4 kg for the people that are interested and understand the European measurement system

[Lost Demiurge]

Originally Posted by Morbis Meh

Lol so Sam, you are attacking something that is already likely dead? Brin already blew it away with her bow (I am guessing anyways)

Eh, I'll run the numbers after everyone's done. If there's overkill I'll shift it onto the next target. No attack shall be wasted!


EDIT: WOOOO!!! GO STECKIE!

Seriously, congrats. My wife doesn't pop 'til December...

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Steckie

Well, my wife gave birth to our son this night.
Everything is going pretty good so far, so i don't think my posting will suffer much under it. I may produce posts that are a bit shorter, but we'll see what happens.

His name is Wieland, born at 53 cm and 4.4 kg for the people that are interested and understand the European measurement system

CONGRATS GOOD SIR! I also have exciting news, I just got engaged to my gf! As for metric, thank heavens there are others that do not use that silly imperial system on this forum!

[Steckie]

Originally Posted by Morbis Meh

CONGRATS GOOD SIR! I also have exciting news, I just got engaged to my gf! As for metric, thank heavens there are others that do not use that silly imperial system on this forum!

Congratulations to you for getting engaged.
Better start practicing on sentences like: "Yes dear, you're right." and "Sure i'll go mow the lawn, do the dishes, start cooking,...."

[Chained Birds]

Chained Birds: Hey Maple, everyone seems to be married and having kids. I am starting to feel out of place as a single 20 something with no current gf. What should I do?
...
...Maple?
Maple: Why are you asking me? I'm just a character you created on a whim and am currently the most developed one you've dealt with on this site. Why do you think I care? Go do some college homework or something.
Chained Birds:...

But really, Cheers to you guys and good luck.

[Sithis]

Originally Posted by Chained Birds

-Everything you just said-

I know that feeling man.

But yes, congratulations to all you peoples!

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Steckie

Congratulations to you for getting engaged.
Better start practicing on sentences like: "Yes dear, you're right." and "Sure i'll go mow the lawn, do the dishes, start cooking,...."

Are you kidding me? I grew up in a house with 3 sisters I was born with those phrases my dear sir! As for cooking and mowing, I actually enjoy doing those tasks... call me weird lol

Sam and Chained: Don't feel bad fella's I was a single until I was 20, when I met my fiance, patience shall win the day and if it doesn't abduct a girl you like then hold her in your underground fortress until stolckholme syndrom kicks in

[Steckie]

Confirming crit: (1d20+3)[19]
Damage: (1d8)[4]

First time i rolled high on a crossbow attack.

[Chained Birds]

Originally Posted by Morbis Meh

?..if it doesn't abduct a girl you like then hold her in your underground fortress until stolckholme syndrom kicks in

But I've still got another month or two before that kicks in.

[Lost Demiurge]

Alright, now we're waiting on you, Tsumeken.

Give it an hour or so, then can somebody please puppet Fae'l?

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Lost Demiurge

Alright, now we're waiting on you, Tsumeken.

Give it an hour or so, then can somebody please puppet Fae'l?

I will see what I can do sir!

[Tsumeken]

Sry about my absence, ISP went out and the blinking light baffled the people in charge of it. Needless to say they do not hire people here based on their tech saviness.

[Lost Demiurge]

S'cool, no worries. Sam, ouch! What did you DO to get the dice roller so annoyed with you?

Anyway, back to Tsu. Give it an hour or two, then someone puppet Fae'l, please.

[Tsumeken]

sry for the delay gents, at least we saved Thanksgiving though.

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Tsumeken

sry for the delay gents, at least we saved Thanksgiving though.

...now who said we were giving them back? We should have ourselves a fine meal and Brin/Femor would be the best for acting chefs XD

[Steckie]

Originally Posted by SamBurke

"I'll go after Alistair, keep 'em safe."

With the luck you've been having with the dice, Fermor will probably kill Alistar instead off the mites, trip over his dead body and fall into a conveniently placed spike trap.

[Sithis]

Originally Posted by Steckie

With the luck you've been having with the dice, Fermor will probably kill Alistar instead off the mites, trip over his dead body and fall into a conveniently placed spike trap.

And that would be hilarious incredibly sad.

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Steckie

With the luck you've been having with the dice, Fermor will probably kill Alistar instead off the mites, trip over his dead body and fall into a conveniently placed spike trap.

...somehow I can actually believe this would happen and I know what you did to provoke the anger of the dice gods.... you made a beardless dwarf the ultimate sin, shame on you!

[Lost Demiurge]

Hee hee!

Okay guys! I'm heading to Gencon. I'll post what I can from there, but expect intermittant contact at best. Sit tight 'till sunday, I'll be back then.

[Morbis Meh]

Have a good time LD!

[Lost Demiurge]

Back!

Give me a bit to get settled. Still a bit frazzled from the convention and various errands...

[Lost Demiurge]

Whew! Took longer than I thought. Thread is updated!

EDIT: As are the experience trackers over in the first thread. Don't think you've got another level yet...

[Steckie]

Roqoan will translate what the kobold just said in draconic, so if you want you can read the spoiler.

LD: The spoiler was awesome. I was completely taken by surprise

[Morbis Meh]

YAY LD has returned now to rejoice we must sacrifice 3 goats, 2 bulls and a virgin so our god of this forsaken land won't leave us....

[Lost Demiurge]

Originally Posted by Steckie

Roqoan will translate what the kobold just said in draconic, so if you want you can read the spoiler.

LD: The spoiler was awesome. I was completely taken by surprise

Heh, glad you liked!

I've always felt that monsters should be more eloquent when you speak to them in their native tongue. Common's more of an afterthought for'em, a trade tongue...

[Tsumeken]

testing a post here, I can't see my post in the main thread but it swears it's there, I can see it if I try to reply again but not the roll.... testing here

[Chained Birds]

So much Knowledge (Religion) Checks:
- (1d20+4)[5]
- (1d20+4)[22]

[Steckie]

All want to give the centipede eggs to the Kobolds or does anybody want one for himself?
For instance, Maple. She could eat Apples and train a centipede to use as a mount


Oh, and are we going to explore the hexes the Kobold takes us through to the tribe? I don't know how far it is.