Kingmaker: Here Comes the Cavalry! (OOC)

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Steckie

All want to give the centipede eggs to the Kobolds or does anybody want one for himself?
For instance, Maple. She could eat Apples and train a centipede to use as a mount


Oh, and are we going to explore the hexes the Kobold takes us through to the tribe? I don't know how far it is.

Well Maple could ride such a steed but we could always make scrambled eggs and turkey sausage... couldn't we? As for exploring/mapping why not? Though we could give the eggs to the kobolds if nothing else they'd eat them...

[Tsumeken]

Back, had to work on the laptop, had a weird virus that kept making any site I went to redirect me to three others. it's gone now though.

[Lost Demiurge]

Welcome back! Glad to hear things are working now...

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Tsumeken

Back, had to work on the laptop, had a weird virus that kept making any site I went to redirect me to three others. it's gone now though.

You need to stop looking up so much porn Tsu

[Steckie]

Originally Posted by Morbis Meh

You need to stop looking up so much porn Tsu

Pot....Kettle.....black......

Edit: Oh a note to everybody: Don't forget to add 50 GP to your sheet, equal share of the gold loot all around.
If anybody wants those flawed potions, take them.

[Morbis Meh]

Due to the sensitivity of the statue issue I suggest roughly sketching/hurrying towards the kobolds.

[Steckie]

Originally Posted by Morbis Meh

Due to the sensitivity of the statue issue I suggest roughly sketching/hurrying towards the kobolds.

I second that.

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Steckie

I second that.

Yay support!, I will take one of the flawed potions also, Brin has a high enough fort save to have a relatively low chance of vomiting and it will at the very least give her some measure of a last resort option since she hangs in the back.

[Chained Birds]

Maple's self-healing makes the need for cure potions unnecessary for her. Now potions of restoration would be nice... Hopefully it takes us a day to get to the Kobold's lair so everyone can rest up. The battle was far more grueling then I initially predicted.

Edit: I'm starting to think that Maple's immunity to Fear was probably the worst thing to happen to her.

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Chained Birds

Maple's self-healing makes the need for cure potions unnecessary for her. Now potions of restoration would be nice... Hopefully it takes us a day to get to the Kobold's lair so everyone can rest up. The battle was far more grueling then I initially predicted.

Yay for not being a front liner... I would hate to thick of what could have happened to felix down there...

[Steckie]

Still loving the Kobolds speaking in draconic

[Morbis Meh]

Originally Posted by Steckie

Still loving the Kobolds speaking in draconic

I do say I concur dear sir, it truly is a pleasure to see such fine, sophisticated conversationalists within this conclave of kobolds. I vote we head to chief first

[SamBurke]

Apparently, threatening works.

[Chained Birds]

Originally Posted by SamBurke

Apparently, threatening works.

Sorta, the roller did troll him by giving him 2 1s (11).

Perception: (1d20+2)[12]

[Lost Demiurge]

Swear to gosh, you people drive me nuts. Diplomacy checks left and right when it doesn't make a difference, and now when it's critical not a single check from any of yas.



Ah well, I can work with this. Or roll for you, why don't I do that... ::Gets on with it::

[Morbis Meh]

I just want to say... I love you guys you are a swell party! LD you are also a great GM!

[Lost Demiurge]

Originally Posted by Morbis Meh

I just want to say... I love you guys you are a swell party! LD you are also a great GM!

Heh, thanks! Yeah, we've got a pretty good group going! I'm happy with this one.

[SamBurke]

Originally Posted by Lost Demiurge

Heh, thanks! Yeah, we've got a pretty good group going! I'm happy with this one.

./Agreeing.


This is an Aid Another Check to look helpful. I'm using another use of my ability (I forget what it's called, sigh...):
Diplomacy - (1d20+2)[5]

EDIT: LOLLLL. Fail. How's that for a diplomacy check, my good GM?

[Lost Demiurge]

Originally Posted by SamBurke

./Agreeing.


This is an Aid Another Check to look helpful. I'm using another use of my ability (I forget what it's called, sigh...):
[roll0]

EDIT: LOLLLL. Fail. How's that for a diplomacy check, my good GM?

Sam, I think you should stop getting drunk and beating up the dice roller when we're not looking. You ARE doing that, right? That's why it hates you, RIGHT?

[Morbis Meh]

Nah, it just hates all of us because we touch ourselves at night

[SamBurke]

Originally Posted by Lost Demiurge

Sam, I think you should stop getting drunk and beating up the dice roller when we're not looking. You ARE doing that, right? That's why it hates you, RIGHT?

I don't know, man, I don't know. I"m just glad I don't have to make rolls to cast, so I should be relatively useful at this point.

[Lost Demiurge]

@Morbis

Agh! Ceiling Dice roller is watching us??!?!

On a different note... To comment on your observation in the IC thread Morbis, it IS possible to play a kobold. They have fairly crappy stat modifiers, but they're completely doable. Anyone who goes that route is definitely playing the "plucky underdog" card.

@Sam: It's cool, it's cool. Your dice are just waiting for something epic, is all. Have patience...

[Morbis Meh]

Yes it is waiting for a spot check to see if he has something in his teeth XD As for the kobold... their start mods are a little more than crappy... I think they have a -4 in total? Which is really bad lol Anyways, I guess lone monk assassin it is? Yay for LN, she is pragmatic enough to see the necessity of the action without being tripped up by the moral aspect of it all!

[Chained Birds]

I don't know what you guys are talking about:

General Diplomacy Roll for Later: (1d20+8)[11]

[Tsumeken]

So I had a thought and it involves self touch attacks. Things like Cure light wounds or even Inflict light wounds on yourself which I think is feasible. My main question on it invloves my Erase from Time ability

Erase from Time (Su):

Spoiler

As a melee touch attack, you can temporarily remove a creature from time altogether. The target creature must make a Fortitude save or vanish completely for a number of rounds equal to 1/2 your oracle level (minimum 1 round). No magic or divinations can detect the creature during this time, as it exists outside of time and space—in effect, the creature ceases to exist for the duration of this ability. At the end of the duration, the creature reappears unharmed in the space it last occupied (or the nearest possible space, if the original space is now occupied). You can use this ability once per day, plus one additional time per day at 11th level.

Now could I techinically use this touch attack on myself, thereby removing myself for the duration?

[Lost Demiurge]

Originally Posted by Tsumeken

So I had a thought and it involves self touch attacks. Things like Cure light wounds or even Inflict light wounds on yourself which I think is feasible. My main question on it invloves my Erase from Time ability

Erase from Time (Su):

Spoiler

As a melee touch attack, you can temporarily remove a creature from time altogether. The target creature must make a Fortitude save or vanish completely for a number of rounds equal to 1/2 your oracle level (minimum 1 round). No magic or divinations can detect the creature during this time, as it exists outside of time and space—in effect, the creature ceases to exist for the duration of this ability. At the end of the duration, the creature reappears unharmed in the space it last occupied (or the nearest possible space, if the original space is now occupied). You can use this ability once per day, plus one additional time per day at 11th level.

Now could I techinically use this touch attack on myself, thereby removing myself for the duration?

Hm. Nothing forbidding it. Sure, you could use it on yourself. Mind you, you couldn't shave the duration short. Full time out or nothin'.

[Steckie]

Originally Posted by Tsumeken

So I had a thought and it involves self touch attacks. Things like Cure light wounds or even Inflict light wounds on yourself which I think is feasible. My main question on it invloves my Erase from Time ability

Erase from Time (Su):

Spoiler

As a melee touch attack, you can temporarily remove a creature from time altogether. The target creature must make a Fortitude save or vanish completely for a number of rounds equal to 1/2 your oracle level (minimum 1 round). No magic or divinations can detect the creature during this time, as it exists outside of time and space—in effect, the creature ceases to exist for the duration of this ability. At the end of the duration, the creature reappears unharmed in the space it last occupied (or the nearest possible space, if the original space is now occupied). You can use this ability once per day, plus one additional time per day at 11th level.

Now could I techinically use this touch attack on myself, thereby removing myself for the duration?

So what you're saying is that when you touch yourself, it's so good that you're out of this world for a moment?

[Tsumeken]

Alright thanks, had a funny thought on it when I remembered a old DnD game I used to play where the clerics couldn't target themselves so they couldn't cure light themselves if they were hurt. Dang 1st edition game, and not programming in common sense.

@Steckie: yes, yes I am. Also maybe could use it for the old "Guard a prisoner has escaped!" bit to get them to open a jail cell an reappear to beat them over the head.

[SamBurke]

How I wish I knew Draconic at this moment.... grrrrr....

[Morbis Meh]

Well while all of you mull over the various aspects on how murder is wrong Brin is just going to walk up and bust a cap in Shaman man before any of you notice