Whew! Alright, that's the fight. Congrats, the odds were tough on that one! Now to go check on the exp value of a 6th level sorceror with situational bonuses...
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Whew! Alright, that's the fight. Congrats, the odds were tough on that one! Now to go check on the exp value of a 6th level sorceror with situational bonuses...
OH HO HO!
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Spellcraft DC 16: (1d20+8)[16]
Spellcraft DC 18: (1d20+8)[27]
Spellcraft DC 20: (1d20+8)[25]
Spellcraft DC 20: (1d20+8)[10]
Spellcraft DC 18: (1d20+8)[9]
Edit: failed the last two, if somebody else could roll these please?
And the wedding band says: 'to S from O', i think we've found Svetlana's wedding ring.
Spellcraft DC 16: (1d20+3)[18]
Spellcraft DC 18: (1d20+3)[12]
Spellcraft DC 20: (1d20+3)[17]
Spellcraft DC 20: (1d20+3)[21]
Spellcraft DC 18: (1d20+3)[10]
EDIT: yay I made it for the boots, the dust is just I don't know, dirty as far as my character knows.
EDIT2: Is that wand the one i used or did he have a spare on him just in case?
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Well I believe either Alistair or Brin should get the boots, if Sithin really wants him he can have them but so far i think Brin has been the most stealthy out of everyone... them monk assassins are sure nasty
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Well I believe either Alistair or Brin should get the boots, if Sithin really wants him he can have them but so far i think Brin has been the most stealthy out of everyone... them monk assassins are sure nasty
Everyone laughed at Rockefeller the Dwarf for his class choice of Ninja, but no one expects a Dwarven Ninja.
Um... Sam, I think you are still in Tartuk's chambers with the rest of the group. Only Maple and Brin were present for the chiefs spiel... Brin would probably eat the heart since it would be offensive to decline such an offer and hey it probably tastes just like chicken
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Um... Sam, I think you are still in Tartuk's chambers with the rest of the group. Only Maple and Brin were present for the chiefs spiel... Brin would probably eat the heart since it would be offensive to decline such an offer and hey it probably tastes just like chicken
1. Walked out earlier, and now I'm walking back.
2. I'll give you a hint: heart doesn't taste like chicken. Please don't ask.
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I've eaten Chicken Hearts + Kidneys mixed in some Dirty Rice. Was different but still tasty, though eating Dirty Rice can be weird to some people.
If you've eaten other animal organs before, you've already got a feeling for the texture of Hearts.
Edit: And Maple wouldn't eat the Heart considering she probably would have Brin eat it as it was her kill, and because Maple doesn't want to be seen as the "Eat Your Heart Out" sort of Halfling.
I've eaten Chicken Hearts + Kidneys mixed in some Dirty Rice. Was different but still tasty, though eating Dirty Rice can be weird to some people.
If you've eaten other animal organs before, you've already got a feeling for the texture of Hearts.
Edit: And Maple wouldn't eat the Heart considering she probably would have Brin eat it as it was her kill, and because Maple doesn't want to be seen as the "Eat Your Heart Out" sort of Halfling.
The heart would have a higher iron content thus a slightly metallic taste to it, something akin but not as bad as the liver but the texture would indeed be much different caridac muscle is much more rigid than skeletal muscle hence the toughness. It is actually interesting to look at the diffence between the two under a microscope, as for Brin eating the heart alone she would be down with that, heck when in Rome right? Might as well go all out and wear feathers and put on war paint, though she might scare the kobolds with her face, though her scars may appear like scales and put them at ease.
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I'll take the Journal, if anything just to hold onto until we find someone to read it
I was interested in it as well. Perhaps we can get it translated at Oleg's or send it into Brevoy to get translated.
Oh, and i don't really need the flaming crossbow bolts, so somebody else who uses a crossbow can take them.
Roqoan misses too much of his shots, it's probably more usefull to sell them if nobody else wants them....
Bracers +1 might be pretty useful for me... would that stack with my current armor?
... I don't think so, sadly. What does Dust of Illusion do?
Bracers of armor are for squisher arcane types that don't have armor... or monks lol but I do believe Roquan should get something to aid in his efforts of not dying though mage armor doesn't stack with them... I think
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Bracers of armor are for squisher arcane types that don't have armor... or monks lol but I do believe Roquan should get something to aid in his efforts of not dying though mage armor doesn't stack with them... I think
He can grab that, then. Not really needing much atm, as my armor covers fairly well... some resistance would be nice, though... I have a terrible Reflex Save.
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He can grab that, then. Not really needing much atm, as my armor covers fairly well... some resistance would be nice, though... I have a terrible Reflex Save.
I think Fermor could use some Thaibo XD maybe even some Jazzercise though with the assorted wealth we have been accumulating I imagine you can afford a cloak of resistance, it is only 1000 gp.
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I would say I'd like a chance at the boots as well, since Alistar is allegedly our scout/tracker (not that my rolls show that)
Also, Alistar would totally have been playing with the kobold kids. When he's not fighting, he's totally just a big friendly puppy.
Well I would consider Brin a scout as well, though she cannot turn into a wolf (does all of your items get absorbed into your body like wildshape?). So I ask how would you like to settle it? We both can roll a d20 and whoever has the highest can take it this time if that is fine.
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