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Torunn, Prodigy, Cable, Squirrel Girl, Iceman and Mr. Fantastic all join the fray as registration closes. On that- hey wait a second…
Who invited the abstract concept?!
“I will show you abstract as your lifeless bodies litter the floor.”
…Yeah, okay. Fortunately, however, we have a way to thwart you! Reed?
”Based on my calculations for the sub parallel matter reconstruction device, any drastic changes made towards physical wellbeing for the next approximate equated time period will be increased in effect by 1.94783836463 times, to the second power. Given that singulars are, by necessity, involved in the process of reanimation of tissue and are a fully-regulatory instance, however, the equation itself is given a secondary basis which brings it to a non-carrying instance, therefore changing the entirety of the equation into an equal 200%-per-application cellular-regeneration effect.”
I see. And again, In English?
”…Why, it doubles the effects of heal votes for the day of course.”
Great. HEY DOOM! COME HUG YOUR BEST BUDDY!
“What? Who is- ARRRGHHH! RICHAAAAARRRRRRDS!!!!!”
”Well that is a disturbingly unacceptable vari-ooof!”
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Apocalypse
11
+1
Cable
10
-
Captain America
9
-1
Deadpool
9
-1
Death
10
-
Doctor Doom
12
+1
Dr. Strange
10
-
Galactus
10
-
Ghost Rider
10
-
Hulk
10
-
Iceman
10
-
Iron Man
14
+1
James Rogers
10
-
Kingpin
10
-
Loki
10
-
Magneto
10
-1
Moon Knight
12
+1
Mr. Fantastic
10
-
Mystique
10
-
Nick Fury
9
-
Prodigy
10
-
Professor X
7
-1
Ricochet
10
-
Scarlet Spider
10
-
Spider-Man
11
-
Squirrel Girl
10
-
Storm
7
-1
Torunn
10
-
Thor
12
+1
Venom
11
-
Wolverine
6
-
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
None. Yet.
Polls Open For Medical Monday
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"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
”Hello, loyal voters, Captain America here. I’ve got the other heroes and villains in the Danger Room, training for their inevitable rise to pow- Wait a minute, who wrote this? Doom?”
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! RICHARDS IS OBVIOUSLY FRAMING ME!
“Clearly, Victor, our definitions of ‘obvious’ differ.”
SILENCE YOUR PRATTLE, both of you! I have had enough of your bickering since the very fir- HOW DARE YOU STRIKE THE MASTER OF MAGNETISM?!
”…Anyways. They’re actually training for today’s boost, where your encouragements will determine an instant Power boost for one of the competitors.
”Okay, wait. First of all, why don’t’cha just call them ‘Votes’ and ‘Arbitrary Measurements Of Level Up Mode’ like everyone else does?”
”…Only you call them that, Deadpool.”
”And second of all, since when is the color scheme of America red, SILVER and blue? Did you switch to some randomly-colored Scandinavian country or something?”
”…white doesn’t show up on the posts…”
“And thirdly, why did our idiot Game Master not allow BATMAN in here?!?”
”Actually, that’s a very good point.”
BBZZZZZZTTTTTTZZZAP
“Huh. Nice shot, Storm.”
”…What are you talking about, Wolverine? I aimed my lightning strike at Apocalypse!
”*lights a cigar* Heh. All according to plan.”
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Apocalypse
13
+2
Cable
10
-
Captain America
8
-1
Deadpool
10
+1
Death
10
-
Doctor Doom
11
-1
Dr. Strange
10
-
Galactus
10
-
Ghost Rider
10
-
Hulk
10
-
Iceman
10
-
Iron Man
14
-
James Rogers
10
-
Kingpin
12
+2
Loki
10
-
Magneto
10
-
Moon Knight
14
+2
Mr. Fantastic
12
+2
Mystique
10
-
Nick Fury
9
-
Prodigy
10
-
Professor X
6
-1
Ricochet
10
-
Scarlet Spider
10
-
Spider-Man
13
+2
Squirrel Girl
10
-
Storm
5
-2
Torunn
10
-
Thor
12
-
Venom
11
-
Wolverine
7
+1
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
None. Yet.
Polls Open For Triathalon Tuesday
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"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
Just add in 'Triathalon: (Insert Character Here)' in addition to heals/hurts. The one with the most votes will allow their Power Up effects to be voted on without actually going to Power Up Mode. Think of it like instant-god-mode without HP change or cooldown.
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"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
And the winner of ‘Most Fit This Week’…DEADPOOL? You didn’t even do anyth-oof!
”And THAT’S why I won, loser. Remember kids, slacking is fun AND helps you win!”
Hang on a sec, I need to go break up that big ball of violence.
…
Hang on a sec, I need to go ask Thor to break up that big ball of violence.
”Thor is IN the big ball of violence, Poindexter.”
”NO ONE INSULTS MJOLNIR!”
”Yeah well it’s still small!”
Sighhhh. Yo players, go bash some skulls in with this extra hurt, would you?
“Hey, only I’m supposed to break the fourth wall.”
Shut up…
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Apocalypse
14
+1
Cable
10
-
Captain America
8
-
Deadpool
9
-1
1UP!
Death
10
-
Doctor Doom
11
-
Dr. Strange
10
-
Galactus
10
-
Ghost Rider
10
-
Hulk
10
-
Iceman
10
-
Iron Man
14
-
James Rogers
10
-
Kingpin
13
+1
Loki
10
-
Magneto
9
-1
Moon Knight
15
+1
Mr. Fantastic
12
-
Mystique
9
-1
Nick Fury
9
-
Prodigy
10
-
Professor X
5
-1
Ricochet
10
-
Scarlet Spider
10
-
Spider-Man
14
+1
Squirrel Girl
12
+2
Storm
2
-3
Torunn
10
-
Thor
12
-
Venom
11
-
Wolverine
8
+1
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
None. Yet.
Powers Available For Voting:
Best Buddy: +2 Cable MercButt Monkey’s Revenge: -2 Squirrel Girl
Polls Open For Wham Wednesday
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"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
(That's what we do, right? Vote for one over the other?)
Yessireebob. THERE, you stupid arbitrary censor, is THAT 10 or more letters for what should be a nice concise response?!
Meh. I blame Cable.
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"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
Hi everyone! Me again. It looks like Apocalypse, Moon Knight and Spider-Man are pressing forward as Storm goes down and Professor X takes a few more hits, looking ready to follow. Fortunately, this gives us a power! Oh and some options for a Newcomer. You can vote for one of these three teams:
The Avengers
The Thunderbolts
The Fantastic Four
Or toss in a vote for a character someone else suggests. Either way, we get a new hero (or villain) to fill the small hole in our hearts left by uh…what was her name again? Anyways.
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Apocalypse
15
+1
Cable
12
+2
Captain America
6
-2
Deadpool
7
-2
Death
10
-
Doctor Doom
11
-
Dr. Strange
10
-
Galactus
10
-
Ghost Rider
10
-
Hulk
10
-
Iceman
10
-
Iron Man
14
-
James Rogers
10
-
Kingpin
14
+1
Loki
10
-
Magneto
9
-
Moon Knight
16
+1
Mr. Fantastic
12
-
Mystique
7
-2
Nick Fury
9
-
Prodigy
10
-
Professor X
3
-2
Ricochet
10
-
Scarlet Spider
10
-
Spider-Man
15
+1
Squirrel Girl
11
-1
Storm
0
-2
UNCONSCIOUS
Torunn
10
-
Thor
13
+1
Venom
11
-
Wolverine
8
-
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
None. Yet.
Powers Available For Voting:
Desperate Support: +1 Wolverine and Professor X Fellow Ruler: +2 Doctor Doom
Polls Open For Three-Choice Thursday
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!