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"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
“What, you mean the knockoffs got beaten by the real deal in his own comic? Color me shocked.”
”And that color would be pink, webhead.”
”Shut up, scarface.”
Stepping back from this a tad…today’s power might have been expected by some to just be 6 free votes. But since when have I been linear?
”It’s basically the same thing as that, just without the spread.”
I…shut up, webhead!
”Yeah, call me when you guys come up with something more original.”
”Today be hath like any Freya’s Day, mortals. Thou hast three of thine ‘heals’ and ‘hurts’ to spread as thou wish. However, if all of them heal or hurt one individual, that individual will be verily reduced in health or increased in health by a total of six.”
”Gee, thanks exposition bo-” *WHACK*
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Abomination
5
-2
Archangel
10
-
Joined
Blade
12
-
Blood Spider
10
-
Joined
Dazzler
7
-1
Dusk
14
+1
Hawkeye***
19
-
Hercules
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Hulk**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Invisible Woman
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Iron Man**+
11
-
Longshot
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Magneto*****+
37
+3
Healing Factor (1)
Moon Knight******+
28
+1
Ms. Marvel
14
-
Tarantula
1
-
Thing
15
-
Thor****
21
-
Nick Fury**+
14
-
Ricochet**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Scarlet Spider******
25
-
Scarlet Witch
18
+1
Sebastian Shaw
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
She-Hulk*
1
-
Songbird**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Spider-Man*******
38
-
Spider-Woman*
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
Storm
Mr. Fantastic
Galactus
Squirrel Girl
Venom
Wolverine
Daredevil
Green Goblin
Kingpin
Cable
A-Bomb
Apocalypse
James Rogers
Ghost Rider
Ares
Arnim Zola
Prodigy
Slapstick
Black Widow
Bullseye
Death
Doctor Bong
Human Torch
Man-Thing
Maria Hill
Punisher
Scorpio
Torunn
Volstagg
Professor X
Red Skull
Captain America
Iceman
Loki
Thanos
Wasp
Rocket Raccoon
Doctor Doom
Mystique
Deadpool
Dr. Strange
Polls Open For Heal/Hurt Bomb Friday
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
Hey, speaking of spectacular standoffs…that’s pretty much what today is about.
Everyone votes for a character to participate. The one with the most votes enters Power Up, and those with the least votes takes 10 damage or the new Health of the winner divided by 5 (whichever is higher). However, if there is a tie with no clear winner, all of the participating characters lose their current health, and are rendered UNCONSCIOUS.
Think tactically, kids! I'm gonna enjoy the results, I can just tell.
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Abomination
5
-
Archangel
16
+6
Blade
12
-
Blood Spider
10
-
Dazzler
7
-
Dusk
14
-
Hawkeye***
19
-
Hercules
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Hulk**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Invisible Woman
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Iron Man**+
11
-
Longshot
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Magneto*****+
40
+3
Moon Knight******+
34
+6
Ms. Marvel
14
-
Tarantula
1
-
Thing
15
-
Thor****
21
-
Nick Fury**+
14
-
Ricochet**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Scarlet Spider******
31
+6
Scarlet Witch
18
-
Sebastian Shaw
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
She-Hulk*
1
-
Songbird**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Spider-Man*******
44
+6
Spider-Woman*
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
Storm
Mr. Fantastic
Galactus
Squirrel Girl
Venom
Wolverine
Daredevil
Green Goblin
Kingpin
Cable
A-Bomb
Apocalypse
James Rogers
Ghost Rider
Ares
Arnim Zola
Prodigy
Slapstick
Black Widow
Bullseye
Death
Doctor Bong
Human Torch
Man-Thing
Maria Hill
Punisher
Scorpio
Torunn
Volstagg
Professor X
Red Skull
Captain America
Iceman
Loki
Thanos
Wasp
Rocket Raccoon
Doctor Doom
Mystique
Deadpool
Dr. Strange
Polls Open For Spectacular Standoff Saturday
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
”Hey, kids! Just to let you know, Deadpool has me doing today’s review at katanapoint. So that’s why I’m dancing.”
”Faster, webhead! Move those legs!”
”Yeah yeah. So anyway, it turns out that Nick Fury’s science team has been working on bionic attachments. He walked in on Thing and Ms. Marvel (who, sidebar, is really hot) and decided to join in on the arm wrestling contest.
Uhm. They say it was just a prototype, and the end result will be a lot more stable. All I know is Fury got blown straight into Limbo and I can’t even recognize the other two.
An- Wait, what? You want me to do what??”
*shiiing*
”Okay, fine! So, the in-joke of the day is that The Thing and Ms. Marvel’s status effects are listed as ‘standoffed’. Which is a play on words. Because it was standoff Saturday, and they were ‘offed’! Get it? AHAHAHA please kill me.”
Uhhh. I don’t want to know or ask.
”Good call.”
Madness aside, it’s Retcon Sunday again, and you all know how this goes. Get voting!
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Abomination
4
-1
Archangel
16
-
Blade
12
-
Blood Spider
9
-1
Dazzler
7
-
Dusk
15
+1
Hawkeye***
19
-
Hercules
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Hulk**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Invisible Woman
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Iron Man**+
11
-
Longshot
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Magneto*****+
40
-
Moon Knight******+
35
+1
Ms. Marvel
0
-14
UNCONSCIOUS, Standoffed
Tarantula
1
-
Thing
0
-15
UNCONSCIOUS, Standoffed
Thor****
21
-
Ricochet**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Scarlet Spider******
31
-
Scarlet Witch
19
+1
Sebastian Shaw
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
She-Hulk*
1
-
Songbird**
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Spider-Man*******
44
-
Spider-Woman*
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
Storm
Mr. Fantastic
Galactus
Squirrel Girl
Venom
Wolverine
Daredevil
Green Goblin
Kingpin
Cable
A-Bomb
Apocalypse
James Rogers
Ghost Rider
Ares
Arnim Zola
Prodigy
Slapstick
Black Widow
Bullseye
Death
Doctor Bong
Human Torch
Man-Thing
Maria Hill
Punisher
Scorpio
Torunn
Volstagg
Professor X
Red Skull
Captain America
Iceman
Loki
Thanos
Wasp
Rocket Raccoon
Doctor Doom
Mystique
Deadpool
Dr. Strange
Nick Fury
Beatdown Powers Available For Today:
At Least It Was More Reliable Than Starktech: -4 Iron Man But About Eighty Thousand Times More Expensive Than Your Suit: +4 Spider-Man
Scrappers: +3 Thor Creeps: -3 Blade
Disco Is Dead. Get Over It: -3 Dazzler And No, I Won’t Call You: -3 Iron Man
Polls Open For Retcon Sunday
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
Heal: Moon Knight
Hurt: Abomination
But About Eighty Thousand Times More Expensive Than Your Suit
Scrappers
Disco Is Dead. Get Over It
Retcon: Deadpool
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
So, I’d like to day that I totally anticipated the results of today’s retcon, and thus Deadpool was raised retroactively yesterday for his appearance…but eh. I just forgot.
”Also, I can’t die.”
Yeah yeah. Go…eat a mine, or something.
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Abomination
2
-2
Archangel
16
-
Blade
11
-1
Blood Spider
8
-1
Dazzler
7
-
Deadpool
10
-
Retconned
Dusk
16
+1
Hawkeye***
19
-
Iron Man**+
8
-3
Magneto*****+
41
+1
Moon Knight******+
36
+1
Ms. Marvel
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Tarantula
1
-
Thing
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Thor****
24
+3
Scarlet Spider******
32
+1
Scarlet Witch
19
-
Sebastian Shaw
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
She-Hulk*
1
-
Spider-Man*******
48
+4
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
Storm
Mr. Fantastic
Galactus
Squirrel Girl
Venom
Wolverine
Daredevil
Green Goblin
Kingpin
Cable
A-Bomb
Apocalypse
James Rogers
Ghost Rider
Ares
Arnim Zola
Prodigy
Slapstick
Black Widow
Bullseye
Death
Doctor Bong
Human Torch
Man-Thing
Maria Hill
Punisher
Scorpio
Torunn
Volstagg
Professor X
Red Skull
Captain America
Iceman
Loki
Thanos
Wasp
Rocket Raccoon
Doctor Doom
Mystique
Deadpool
Dr. Strange
Nick Fury
Hercules
Hulk
Invisible Woman
Longshot
Ricochet
Songbird
Spider-Woman
Polls Open For Medical Monday
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!
Okay, Super Combo’s are once again available. Though I should note that the Triathlon effect doesn’t count as a power for the 5-power minimum.
As such, I’ll stake a Combo at Wednesday. Of course, I could be wrong.
”Could?”
Alright, I’m probably totally off base. But it’s fun to try, eh?
Character Status:
Spoiler
Character
Health
Change
Effects
Abomination
1
-1
Archangel
16
-
Blade
10
-1
Blood Spider
7
-1
Dazzler
6
-1
Deadpool
12
+2
Dusk
18
+2
Hawkeye***
19
-
Iron Man**+
8
-
Magneto*****+
41
-
Moon Knight******+
38
+2
Ms. Marvel
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Tarantula
1
-
Thing
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
Thor****
24
-
Scarlet Spider******
34
+2
Scarlet Witch
19
-
Sebastian Shaw
0
-
UNCONSCIOUS
She-Hulk*
1
-
Spider-Man*******
48
-
+ = Raised
* = # of Power Ups
Limbo:
Spoiler
Storm
Mr. Fantastic
Galactus
Squirrel Girl
Venom
Wolverine
Daredevil
Green Goblin
Kingpin
Cable
A-Bomb
Apocalypse
James Rogers
Ghost Rider
Ares
Arnim Zola
Prodigy
Slapstick
Black Widow
Bullseye
Death
Doctor Bong
Human Torch
Man-Thing
Maria Hill
Punisher
Scorpio
Torunn
Volstagg
Professor X
Red Skull
Captain America
Iceman
Loki
Thanos
Wasp
Rocket Raccoon
Doctor Doom
Mystique
Deadpool
Dr. Strange
Nick Fury
Hercules
Hulk
Invisible Woman
Longshot
Ricochet
Songbird
Spider-Woman
Polls Open For Triathlon Tuesday
__________________
"Don't mess around with elves. You can't argue with them and they always have a fireball up their sleeve. Or maybe a pegasus. With...like...crossbow machine guns on it or something." -Anonymous
Sadly, I have forgotten who made this avatar. But whoever it was, good show!