D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals

[Odentin]

You get Amidus and a swift kick to the nethers. The gnomes don't want him back...

I insert a door.

[MonkeyBusiness]

You get an odor.

I insert a bottle of febreeze.

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@ Woodsy:

[Woodzyowl]

You receive the gnomes' garbage. Apparently they thought you called them smelly.

I insert a letter of apologies, insisting that the perpetrator of this crime was just monkeying around.

[Amidus Drexel]

For some reason they thought it was a reference letter. Anyway, you receive a job interview.

I insert a very long song.

[GuesssWho]

You get The Song That Never Ends.

I insert Yon Yonson.

[Socratov]

You get the novel Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut

I insert a cow

[Woodzyowl]

You get bacon made via gnomish butchermancy.

I insert gnomish butchermancy.

[Socratov]

you get a gnomish quickrazor

I insert a bar of gold

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive fifty coins, although they are not gold.

I insert the "submit reply" button.

[Xerinous]

You get this post, mysteriously brought about despite the lack of a Submit Reply button.

I insert an enigma wrapped in a mystery.

[Woodzyowl]

You get Enigma. I thought I told you never to do random .

I insert DotA.

[Woodzyowl]

I get an empty forum, apparently.

I reinsert DotA.

[Socratov]

you get warcraft 3 plus it's expansion frozen throne...

I insert Team fortress 2 with a bottle of whisky

[MonkeyBusiness]

You get War Banana 2. Evidently the gnomes created this game for you after drinking the whisky you sent. As you play it, you begin to realize it is an indicator both of their appreciation and their abysmally low tolerance for alcohol. Though the graphics are awesome, and the battle lemmings are rather cool.

I insert some black coffee, ice packs, and a bottle of asprin.

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[GuesssWho]

You get a hangover.

I insert an overhang.

[Woodzyowl]

You receive a gable roof with no walls.

I insert a house with a hip roof AND walls.

[Socratov]

you get a skycastle, but without a floor...

I insert a dragon

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive a hoard. Of mongols.

I insert Attila the Hun.

[MonkeyBusiness]

You receive Attila the Pun.

I insert a plate of spaghetti, a loaf of crusty bread, and a glass of wine.

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[Woodzyowl]

You receive a romantic dinner with a gnome.

I insert pictures of said dinner.

[Balmas]

You get a box, a diamond ring, and a marriage proposal.

I insert Woodzyowl.

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive three Woodzyowls, one of which is a duplicate.

I insert serialism.

[Socratov]

You get Igor Stravinsky

I insert Pride and Extreme Predjudice

[D_Man_7733]

You get Jane Austen decked out in full plate.

I insert all Anime ever created

[Odentin]

You get pulled In through the Out slot by tentacles.

I insert Bigby.

[Woodzyowl]

You get a Dungeon Master's guide thrown at your face.

I insert several llamas and a duck.

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive several gooses. Goosi. Goosae. Geese. Whatever.

I insert the mess that is English grammar.

[D_Man_7733]

You get a blank book with the world "You give it a try" written on the front.

I insert the out slot in the in slot, before jumping in trapping myself in the limbo that is the paradox. (Before Odentin gets me)

[Socratov]

You get a talk with Shrödinger on the meaning of thought experiments

I insert Wagner

[GuesssWho]

You get some annoyed Valkyries.

I insert a joke about surrealists changing a lightbulb.