D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals

[Elemental]

You get crushed under an avalanche of light bulbs. Also a melting clock.


I insert lemonade.

[Diego Havoc]

You get Lemongrab.

I insert the entire cast of Stargate SG-1.

[Socratov]

you get six seasons and a movie

I insert Jim Henson and John Hurt

[Woodzyowl]

You receive a new dictatorship, where the ruler is only a puppet controlled by... Fred Rogers? Man, let me go there.

I insert a cookie, a quantum tunneling device, and a large wooden badger.

[Elemental]

You get a coat hanger.


I insert the constellation Scorpio.

[Balmas]

You get Sting, the rapper.

I insert a twenty-pound textbook.

[TinyMushroom]

You get a dead pet cat the book landed on. One gnome is now very sad.

I insert the tears of a very sad gnome.

[D_Man_7733]

You get a keg of famous Drow Ale

I insert an elf with the ears shaved off who thinks he's a dwarf that sees unicorns.

[Drakeburn]

You get a little half - elf girl with a beard.

I insert a mousetrap with a dead mouse

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive some very well-aged cheese.

I insert the sunglasses formerly belonging to three blind mice, who have run afoul of similar devices.

[MageOfCakes]

You get a tiny cane and top hat, and what's this? A DvD of Welcome Back Kotter...
Who knew mice liked such things, and would they see it?

Insert someone who has not posted in a long time.

[Woodzyowl]

You receive me, having posted a whole 6 posts before you previously.

I insert myself to run for the gnomish hills.

[Socratov]

you get rejected by the vote for leader of the gnommish hill.

I insert handsome Jack from Borderlands 2

[GuesssWho]

You get Jack Harkness.

I insert all of the Doctor Who episodes. All of them.

[MageOfCakes]

You get a time paradox.

I insert a colourful flower.

[Drakeburn]

You get a mass of rainbow butterflies

I insert a black kitten

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive an inverted ladder and a poorly kerned 13 that looks more like the letter B.

I insert the Cyrillic alphabet.

[D_Man_7733]

You get a blank piece of paper... or is it?

I insert a surface gnome.

[Drakeburn]

You receive a aerodynamic dwarf.

I insert a magic ring and a magic sword

[MageOfCakes]

You receive a keyblade.

I insert Drakeburn.

[Woodzyowl]

You receive drakeburn, but not even in his final form.

I insert memes about something's final form.

[Socratov]

you get a fully powered up Son Goku

I instert Handsome Jack's face (had a spare one as loot last night)

[Christ0ph3r4]

You get air freshener.

I insert nothing.

[PurityIcekiller]

You get me and Bobby McGee.

I insert my Spanish homework.

[Woodzyowl]

You get a Tequila Quesadilla. It works. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

I insert an Apple store (No, not a fruit store).

[Socratov]

you get a turtleneck sweater and a pair of jeans.

I insert the previously gotten airfreshener

[MonkeyBusiness]

You get a gallon of fabric softener and a talking teddybear. Not sure why.

I insert a cord of neatly chopped firewood.

.

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive an axe and a tree.

I insert frustration.

[Groundhog]

You get a Head Desk.

I insert linoleum.

[MageOfCakes]

You receive flax seed.

I insert a golden retriever.