D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals

[Socratov]

you get a labradoodle.

I insert a teddybear and a bottle of booze

[GuesssWho]

You get an angry grizzly bear with a hangover.

I insert the gold found by the retriever.

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive a small golden amulet.

I insert a set of terrible headphones.

[Odentin]

You get a walkman.

I insert a bag of garbage.

[Groundhog]

You get a pop song.

I insert a piece of junk mail.

[Balmas]

You get a coat of Chain-link-fence-mail.

I insert the metaphysical concept of Greed.

[Drakeburn]

You get a politician!

I insert Groundhog's commiepuppy....

[MageOfCakes]

You get Mao Pug.

Insert a jar of honey.

[Woodzyowl]

You get a jug of pure maple syrup.

I insert Vermont.

[Odentin]

You get New Hampshire.

I insert a paperclip, a rubber band, and a utility knife.

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive MacGyver, who promptly uses those to make a bomb.

I insert a fusebox.

[D_Man_7733]

You recieve a box made of garbage

I insert gum. (the food)

[Socratov]

you get a balloon

I insert an empty coffeecup

[Drakeburn]

You get decaf.

I insert my Christmas wishlist.

[Xerinous]

You get a gnome who explains to you the differences between gnomes and elves, and why you should be giving that list to the elves.

I insert Captain Falcon.

[D_Man_7733]

You get an abortion

I insert my toe (still attached to my foot)

[Odentin]

You get sucked in and end up in a tentacle hentai realm.

I insert a hearthstone.

[GuesssWho]

You get Hestia.

I insert Hera.

[Socratov]

you get an adulterous husband

I insert Aphrodite

[Odentin]

You get a massive pair of testicles and some sea foam.

I insert Eros.

[Balmas]

You get shot by Cupid.


I insert a Dalek.

[D_Man_7733]

You get a stethescope

I insert a salt shaker

[MonkeyBusiness]

You get a pepper shaker.

I insert NOMAD.

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[Drakeburn]

You get SEGA Nomad.

I insert a lawn gnome

[Balmas]

You get a lawn dart.

I insert a full suit of mail.

[Amidus Drexel]

You receive a postage stamp.

I insert a business card.

[LordDeathkeeper]

You get a businessman.

I insert a bottle of milk.

[Socratov]

you gain small sticks of CaCO3

I insert blisters

[Drakeburn]

You get chicken pox

I insert a dead gnome

[Odentin]

You get killed.

I insert a murder contract.