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#121
Troll in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get recordings of all infomercials ever set to a loop. Which you are forced to watch to the end, but due to the loop.....
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To avoid harming the sanity of the DM I can no longer:
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#122
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a rifle discharged at you.
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#123
Dwarf in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a hologram of your D&D campaign.
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#124
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a coupon for discount sunglasses.
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#125
Troll in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
A claw comes out. Throttles you, and then pulls you in.
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#126
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get slaughter ed.
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#127
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
you get an elf
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#128
Troll in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive rabid wolves....
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Woo, I have a Quote.
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#129
Dwarf in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get an 8-track with techno-remixes of his screams.
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Jabberwocky
In response to a thread asking how to manage an army:
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Originally Posted by
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1. Take Dread Necro.
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#130
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Database backup in progress. Please try inserting again in 30 minutes.
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#131
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get your insult back, which I suppose makes it a result.
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#132
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Thinking that the sneakers were suede, the gnomes all stepped on them. Apparently these gnomes are colorblind.
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#133
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a Shocker Lizard.
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#134
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get sued by the lizard Ouroboros for stealing its trademark trick.
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#135
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get Chris' Paper.(Seriously, chrome? Colour is misspelled, but taupe is okay? I'm onto you, Google...)
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#136
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a taupe flavoured slushie.
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
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SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#137
Troll in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
WHAT?! No, stop that!
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#138
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get treated to a musical welcome to the vending machine reminiscent of the welcome the munchkins gave to Dorothy when she arrived in Oz.
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#139
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive a fit of passion.
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LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 7, Session Count: 3
My full title is as follows:
Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit.
(Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Avatar by Elemental
My signature proper.
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#140
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
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#141
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get caught. Shame about that, marine week hasn't even started yet.
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#142
Troll in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Gah! You add to my madness!
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Co Founder of LUTAS.
For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My
Deviant Art . Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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#143
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a ball, a paddle and some bricks. Good luck.
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#144
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get blocked.
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#145
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a unitard.
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#146
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a watch.
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#147
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Quote:
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Xerinous
You get a watch.
You get 25 to life.
I insert a porcupine.
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#148
Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a pincushion.
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#149
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get rick rolled.
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#150
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a slot E-machine.
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