D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals

[Erik Vale]

You get a black hole.

I insert the line 'We can rebuild him, we have the technology', as I repair the damage caused by said black hole.

[Odentin]

You get a red giant class star.

I insert a claymore.

[Ninja PieKing]

You get less clay.

I insert my WoW subscription.

[Zaydos]

You receive a box of free time.

I insert my campaign setting I'm working on.

@v: Excellent a campaign idea

[Blue Ghost]

You receive a seed, that plants itself into your campaign setting, and grows into an infernal weed that propagates itself all over, spreading the corruption of the Nine Hells into your setting and despoiling yet another world.

I insert a slab of orichalcum.

[Crisis21]

You get a robe of pure mythril.


I insert an infinity +1 sword.

[Cuthalion]

You get a transvorpal sword.

I insert a kiss.

[Ninja PieKing]

You get Gene Simmons.

I insert Gene Simmons.

[Odentin]

You get a lengua burrito.

I insert a mexican buffet.

[Erik Vale]

You receive a burning anus.

I insert your screams of agony.

[Cuthalion]

You get a burning head. It appears to be that of Gene Simmons.

I insert a hair from Galadriel.

[Zaydos]

You get a dwarf. He seems rather confused.

I insert heavy metal music.

[Odentin]

You get Van Canto.

I insert my original gameboy.

[Ninja PieKing]

you get a SNES

I insert Spock.

[Erik Vale]

You get Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.

I insert an Asian.

[Cuthalion]

You get noodle soup.

I divide one of those noodles into a hundred pieces, fry then, and put one into the machine.

[Gnomish Wanderer]

You get an order for 300 more.

I insert 300 bottles of fine wine.

[Xerinous]

You get 300 empty wine bottles and some very drunk gnomes.

I insert a box of cereal.

[Diego Havoc]

You get the prize from the box (a decoder ring!)

I insert a monster truck.

[Ninja PieKing]

You get Larry the Cable Guy.

I insert Larry the Cable Guy.

[Zaydos]

You receive Barry the Satellite Bear.

I insert the Loch Ness Monster.

[KazilDarkeye]

You get a note that reads "Seriously?"

I insert a nightmare and a dream.

[Crisis21]

You get an all-out war in your subconscious the next time you go to sleep. You will be unable to awaken until it's resolved.

I insert a coma.

[Xerinous]

You get a comma.

I insert a semicolon.

[Zaydos]

You receive a semi-automatic.

I insert my general unpleasantness and desire to inflict simulated pain.

[Gnomish Wanderer]

You get a nigh-endless supply of kobolds on which to enact your wrath.

I insert a bad mamajama.
@v No thanks.

[Odentin]

You get bad marijuana.

I insert a case of mountain dew and a king size bag of cheetos.

[Ninja PieKing]

You get Diabeetus powers.

I insert Lady GaGa

[Diego Havoc]

You get a dress made out of bacon.

I insert a giant redwood tree.

[Xerinous]

You get a mahogany tree. But not just any mahogany tree, this one is from Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and BREATHE FIRE!

I insert an ancient red dragon.