Hey, Klik and Kills Horriably where not listed on the fight anoucement page. We are getting a surprise bonus fight! Hope Klik can get some metal soon though.
This kind of reminds me of that Clone Wars episode where R2-D2 fights another R2 unit. Which, incidentally, was hilarious.
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Methinks the advantage goes to Dies' Hand here, since he can just flick some blood into Klik's face.
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Hey, Klik and Kills Horriably where not listed on the fight anoucement page. We are getting a surprise bonus fight! Hope Klik can get some metal soon though.
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He's(?) got some right in front of him(?).
He(?) brought him(?) into this world, and he(?) can take him(?) out.
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H'uh, guess Kills' positive really IS blood as a whole. Or at the very least Goblin blood. Would make a pretty awsome weapon if you ask me :P
Yeah, if you can keep it from taking over your body and killing everyone you love. Its only real weakness is an obscure energy type, it gets stronger or repairs itself upon eating blood, and it can be whatever the hell weapon you want it to. I just had this mental image of a green handed barbarian whose hand morphs into looking like its holding onto a huge green battleaxe. Or turning it into a sword that works like orochimarus kusanagi, a sword that can extend to ludicrous lengths near instantly.
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"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
Assuming Kills Horribly's positive is all humanoid blood, or even just all goblinoid blood, and not just Dies's... Dies has just unwittingly unleashed a nightmarish monster on his own people.
No, he was not. That was the point of demon contract backfiering - they have to seperate souls.
Well yeah they have seperate souls. but that doesn't mean they can't symultainiously be shairing one. maybe Kills still has a fragment of Die's shared soul.
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Mongolian hordes. Lots of lots of mongolian hordes. With a mongolian warrior chief. They will conquer Gobbotopia and rename it as Mongolitopia. Because that makes so much sense.
I just had this mental image of a green handed barbarian whose hand morphs into looking like its holding onto a huge green battleaxe.
This would be extremely similar to whatever was up with Dellyn Goblinslayer being half wood. kicks Minmax for pre-empting Kin when she was about to explain it....
On a related tangent, I won't be one of the first adopters for the book Thunt mentions his wife having written, but it very much piques my curiosity, I'd be interested in hearing from anyone who checks it out what they thought of it.
This would be extremely similar to whatever was up with Dellyn Goblinslayer being half wood. kicks Minmax for pre-empting Kin when she was about to explain it....
On a related tangent, I won't be one of the first adopters for the book Thunt mentions his wife having written, but it very much piques my curiosity, I'd be interested in hearing from anyone who checks it out what they thought of it.
I thought it was Chief that did that?
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I stand corrected. (Which only makes it more annoying because you expect Minmax to do something that stupid, while Chief was...okay, under a lot of stress, but still.)
Kills Horribly is reminding me of Junior from the long-completed 1/0 webcomic. If he starts klikking about old Arab women, I'm out of here.
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You know which one I'd really like to see with fancy new shading? That one shot from the Shield of Wonder battle when Complains is leaping into the fray with magical effects going off all around him and a long IME trail spiralling behind him.
Klik aint doing so good. he is a stubborn old mule, but damn.
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Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
Klik aint doing so good. he is a stubborn old mule, but damn.
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I'd say "At least that doesn't hurt" but then I remembered that he totally does feel pain because he goes Reeeeeeeee! when he gets blood on him. That's a heck of an injury, there aren't a lot of people who could get back up after that let alone to kill their own child. Stubborn old mule indeed.
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Klik aint doing so good. he is a stubborn old mule, but damn.
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Yep, looks like he's done for for sure, just like Biscuit and Fox. Oh wait...
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Yep, looks like he's done for for sure, just like Biscuit and Fox. Oh wait...
Yeah yeah yeah, I know, it aint over yet. The way I see it, klik will start devouring everything metallic and causing damage to kills horribly, and kills will keep dunking his face into dies blood pool to heal himself. This could take awhile. Assuming something doesnt interfere somehow. Oh god, fox is on her way there right now.
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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
Yeah yeah yeah, I know, it aint over yet. The way I see it, klik will start devouring everything metallic and causing damage to kills horribly, and kills will keep dunking his face into dies blood pool to heal himself. This could take awhile. Assuming something doesnt interfere somehow. Oh god, fox is on her way there right now.
At what point in this pitched battle for survival is one of them going to have a chance to fly off and heal? Junior can't go get blood because Klik is grappling him to keep him off Dies, and Klik can't go find metal because the whole point is to keep Dies alive. You can't just call a time out in a real fight, the only one who's going to get to heal is the one that doesn't die before his opponent.
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Kills Horribly is metal. What if Klik tries to eat him?
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last Fridays final colors are up, btw. I'm currently working on Tuesdays. Should finish that tonight no problem and I'll try to get this Friday's page colored by tomorrow.
As a teaser, here is the green monster's coloring:
Kills Horribly really is a monster isn't it? And Dies is rather a nice guy and so is Klick. I wonder how it happened that Kills turned out so bad?
My guess is that the concept of every Klikkian having a "positive" and a "negative" implies magnetic polarity, and that it also applies to their alignments. In this case, two wrongs literally do make a right - while two rights make a wrong. So it's just too bad that Kills is Dies' left, or "sinister" hand.
(Then again, it could conceivably have something to do with Dies having only ever used his hand to murder things that were trying to murder him; one can imagine Kills has had rather a traumatic upbringing, and anyone with that traumatic a childhood is likely to turn out rather warped.)
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The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
Maybe Dies soul split in two and Kills got all the evil, mean and sadistic goblin stuff and Dies is left with the wussy, whiny parts?
I would go with this except that Dies never seems to have HAD any evil mean sadistic parts. He has been all but scared of his own shadow since the very start. And he does have some real guts. I mean he hacked off his own arm to stop Kills from murdering Saves. He can be very brave, but he just does not seem to be able to be brave for himself.
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