Nice twist, but I'm still bothered but the cut away.
Looks like Biscuit is using that int/wis score of his
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Really though, how effin scary would the beach be if an octopus could launch itself outta the water at a 200' move speed every 6 seconds. I'd never go to the beach again... I thought flying sharks were scary...
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Complains figured it out shortly after the battle with the infected orcs, as chief and ears were climbing up to the dead flower.
it still doesn't mean the names of dies and chief couldn't have been reversed, Die's real name could have been "Becomes chief", and if Thaco became chief, then he would have died shortly after since he's already an elder.
Cheif was named as a child don’t forget, by that time Thac0 already was an adult, and most likely had a name.
As I recall, Chief's name was a result of a conditional vision - Y&B saw two possible courses ahead of her:
A) Back Thac0 as the next chief. He would be a truly good chief, but the clan would self destruct in civil war because too many goblins would back the previous chief's son.
B) Back the previous chief's son as the next chief. He would be a poor chief, letting the clan lapse into weakness and obscurity, but the clan would unite behind him and stay whole and intact.
She saw this when she was naming the newly born son of the old chief, and named him 'Chief' as a way of making her choice between these two options and giving it the best possible chance of sticking.
Why do I get the feeling that those idiot goblins have been taunting that beast a lot too?
They obviously didn't study Evil Overlord's List as was proven times and times again. There was a point about treating your beasties nicely, so they won't try to rip you a new one on the first chance.
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Another part of the list for the Shield of wonder's effects, two of which we've seen at the battle of Brassmoon
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The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
He got all of one comic, we don't really know much about him. Maybe he pines for his old body all the time, which is why no one wants to talk to him.
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The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
He's really much better at writing stories than he is at writing game rules.
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Dreamer Pony is by Akrim.elf.
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This batch isn't half-bad, actually. It's not terribly balanced, but the only thing approaching terrible is Thunt's over-enjoyment of excessively complicated percentile based tables-in-tables, with the replicating armor.
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The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
I might actually use the Shield as part of the "reward" for completing a massive dungeon crawl I'm creating for my group at the moment... seems like the perfect artifact/major magic item to spark in-character debate over whether to keep it or not
I may also use a Switchbeast and/or a Lesser Finger Horror (probably tweaked to make it less of a glass cannon) as monsters in the dungeon; anyone know where I can find Thunt's stats for Mr. Fingers?
When I saw that link, I was hoping he had statted the Switchbeast.
I was hoping he hadn't, because we'd get another Finger Horror.
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