Southern Comfort OOC - Page 8

Marlowe · 07-21-2012, 12:09 AM

Out of interest, is everyone having fun yet?

u-b · 07-21-2012, 12:46 AM

Lots of.

P.S. Gregor has no plans until the morning.

Marlowe · 07-21-2012, 02:32 AM

Linguz, make six strength checks to see who Dardiana drops into the lava.

Rolling to see who Bethlen's going to try hitting on:
(1d8)[4]

I might be joking. Might.

EDIT: Grath might like to keep one eye open.

mattie_p · 07-21-2012, 05:39 AM

Grath will be in his tent. It might be amusing to see Bethlen hit on him. I wonder if she'll just try to walk in on him, and what he would do if she did.

Marlowe · 07-21-2012, 06:34 AM

Could be worse. Could be Korgoth.

She can be Grath's wake-up call. Solves the "grumpy when woken" issue.

RaggedAngel · 07-21-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Marlowe

Out of interest, is everyone having fun yet?

Intensely, though I apologize for my slightly-fewer than average comments. Delphi is a bit quiet and observant, and that doesn't translate well into talking all the time.

Linguz · 07-21-2012, 12:02 PM

Yea, I'm having a ball.

Corsair420 · 07-21-2012, 12:02 PM

aye I'm having fun, I am quiet both due to my characters backstory and because I don't normally play casters, usually I'm a fighter who does ridiculous things and is loud and rambunctious

Linguz · 07-21-2012, 12:27 PM

Roll to determine who Delphi slept with?

1) Marn
2) Dardiana
3) Grath
4) Horbin

(1d4)[2]

Of course, RaggedAngel can overwrite this all she wants.

Spoiler

RaggedAngel · 07-21-2012, 12:46 PM

Sweet, I got Dardiana. Victory has been achieved!

So, how does Dardiana feel about that? Keep in mind that halflings are very cuddle-y.

Linguz · 07-21-2012, 01:04 PM

She's a little confused. Mostly over why Delphi is cuddling with her. But nonetheless, she doesn't mind it at all. And she finds Delphi cute.

Spoiler

RaggedAngel · 07-21-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Linguz

She's a little confused. Mostly over why Delphi is cuddling with her. But nonetheless, she doesn't mind it at all. And she finds Delphi cute.

Spoiler

I'm like 107% sure we should get extra xp for this.

But just to check, let me break out my BoEF.

Linguz · 07-21-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RaggedAngel

I'm like 107% sure we should get extra xp for this.

But just to check, let me break out my BoEF.

Why? Does Delphi own some of those items?! Dardiana wants some!

And good to know I'm not the only one here with the BoEF.

But who'd wake up first? Delphi or Dardiana? 'Cause if Dardiana, she'd have to wait for Delphi to wake up. She doesn't disturb someone's sleep for no good reason.

Linguz now has an image in his head of Dardiana stroking Delphi's hair in the morning, waiting for her to wake up.

Marlowe · 07-21-2012, 10:41 PM

Well, now we've got both attractions. Sex AND violence. We should start charging people to read the thread.

Seriously, I swear to all gods big and small that I did not plan this.

Linguz · 07-21-2012, 10:42 PM

Dardiana might be lesbian by the way. And if not, she's bisexual.

Marlowe · 07-21-2012, 11:17 PM

A bi or sapphic female PC played by a male? Whatever next?

RaggedAngel · 07-21-2012, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Marlowe

Well, now we've got both attractions. Sex AND violence. We should start charging people to read the thread.

Seriously, I swear to all gods big and small that I did not plan this.

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Originally Posted by Linguz

Dardiana might be lesbian by the way. And if not, she's bisexual.

Delphi is, if nothing else, extremely free-spirited. Depending on how you read the opening posts, she's may have had some drunken fun with Korgoth, and she certainly doesn't mind Gregor's attention.

I blame her picture. She's just so fine. (Though she has way more weapons on her than in that picture, and no bow. She bristles with axes, daggers, javelins, and a few slings.)

Marlowe · 07-21-2012, 11:22 PM

I was wondering about that business with Delphi waking up semi-dressed in the bushes at the time, but it wasn't any business of the DM to ask about it.

And yes, given how she looks, anything else would just seem like a waste.

RaggedAngel · 07-21-2012, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Marlowe

I was wondering about that business with Delphi waking up semi-dressed in the bushes at the time, but it wasn't any business of the DM to ask about it.

And yes, given how she looks, anything else would just seem like a waste.

Ah, read again; semi-dressed in a barn. Conspicuously, Korgoth happened to sleep in a barn.

And I checked my Book of Excellent Fiction; it doesn't say anything about human/halfling interactions other than the fact that they can't have children. Being a lady myself, and knowing about certain, er, size limitations, I wonder if a female halfling and a medium sized male could do anything (without it hurting a lot, of course).

...I'm almost afraid to ask, but what are your thoughts on the matter?

Linguz · 07-21-2012, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RaggedAngel

Ah, read again; semi-dressed in a barn. Conspicuously, Korgoth happened to sleep in a barn.

And I checked my Book of Excellent Fiction; it doesn't say anything about human/halfling interactions other than the fact that they can't have children. Being a lady myself, and knowing about certain, er, size limitations, I wonder if a female halfling and a medium sized male could do anything (without it hurting a lot, of course).

...I'm almost afraid to ask, but what are your thoughts on the matter?

Don't look if you don't want to know (RA, you look):

Spoiler

And at Marlowe: Yea, pretty much. :3

mattie_p · 07-22-2012, 05:27 AM

I can't see why human/halfling couples can't have children. I mean, humans can and will breed with any and all other races and species, humanoid or not, in the game. If you can have half-ogres, and half giants, half dragons, and half-fey, I can't imagine half-halflings (quarterlings?) being off the table. There is even precedent in webcomic form in YAFGC.

EDIT: Now I know where the comfort in the campaign name came from.

Marlowe · 07-22-2012, 05:53 AM

Well, that could have gone worse. This is going to make certain things I had planned a lot more...complicated and hilarious later.

So, to summarise. On our first day and night we antagonised a party member into leaving, looted a battlefield, killed some relatively blameless people who formed a family group (and some other idiots), abetted a barely-humanoid sacrifice, picked up a quest to help a naked cannibal monster, had a discussion on the importance of private property, the DM ripped off a number of things quite shamelessly, three PCs got laid, two outed themselves, and we got our innocent Orc Barbarian deflowered by a brutal textile merchant. I think that's good enough for one day.

Linguz · 07-22-2012, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Marlowe

Well, that could have gone worse. This is going to make certain things I had planned a lot more...complicated and hilarious later.

So, to summarise. On our first day and night we antagonised a party member into leaving, looted a battlefield, killed some relatively blameless people who formed a family group (and some other idiots), abetted a barely-humanoid sacrifice, picked up a quest to help a naked cannibal monster, had a discussion on the importance of private property, the DM ripped off a number of things quite shamelessly, three PCs got laid, two outed themselves, and we got our innocent Orc Barbarian deflowered by a brutal textile merchant. I think that's good enough for one day.

And this was half a day, I believe. From noon onwards. I'm too lazy to check page 1.

Edit: Checked. No, it was a full day.

mattie_p · 07-22-2012, 06:21 AM

Well, Grath was kind of shell shocked on seeing his first sets of naked bodies that day. To review: the half-orc porn mag, then a giant naked water nymph, then a life-sized naked woman. As a teenager, you going to turn that down?

RaggedAngel · 07-22-2012, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by mattie_p

Well, Grath was kind of shell shocked on seeing his first sets of naked bodies that day. To review: the half-orc porn mag, then a giant naked water nymph, then a life-sized naked woman. As a teenager, you going to turn that down?

I'm a teenage orc barbarian, and I can confirm that I would not turn that down.

mattie_p · 07-22-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RaggedAngel

I'm a teenage orc barbarian, and I can confirm that I would not turn that down.

That might need to be sigged.

EDIT: originally posted in IC thread, needs to be here:

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Only 230 xp to go until level up. Can't complain too much.

Don't forget Bethlen gets 50 xp as well

Linguz · 07-22-2012, 09:38 AM

Ragged, how was Dardiana?

u-b · 07-22-2012, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Marlowe

...
Gregor gets 170
...
Gregor get 195
...

O RLY?

mattie_p · 07-22-2012, 10:17 AM

By the way, Marlowe, thanks for fading to black. It does happen in games, but can you say "Awkward!" I'd rather it go that way, too.

Re: "performance" isn't that a con or cha check?

Linguz · 07-22-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mattie_p

By the way, Marlowe, thanks for fading to black. It does happen in games, but can you say "Awkward!" I'd rather it go that way, too.

Re: "performance" isn't that a con or cha check?

Performance is a perform (sex) check that can be done with con through a feat.

Duration is a con check with multiple other things adding to it.