Re: [Nexus] The Sleeping Goblin III: 40% More Drow!
Marty glares at him. "Veirzt...you stay away from my family. You've broken enough of my bones to make me not trust you with my daughter, wife, or anything else of mine."
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Vierzt stifles a laugh.
You're really having a baby?
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
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Vierzt shrugs. Figures you would put a potato seed in my sister... kinky elves.
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Vierzt smirks. You said it yourself. You impregnated my Sister with something. What kind of baby you seeded her with is the confusion here..
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That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Oh, great. Should "Little Elf" just be killed now? Save the drow some time?
They hate half-breeded bastards.
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That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Whoa! Vierzt is flipped onto the table with a thud. He hops up and perches like a bird on another table.
'Course not! I'm saying it would be safer for T'rissylene. The drow don't like crossbreeding, especially with elves. If there's no baby, there's no danger. I'm saying it would just be eaier to toss it into AMEN's volcano, or even AMEN itself. Vierzt looks at Marty suspiciously.
Unless you're trying to get her killed?
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Marty growls at Veirzt. "Of course NOT! I will have a family, and no horrid dark elves are going to stop that! You horrid person! You'd kill a baby?! Do you have a heart?!"
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Vierzt puts his hands up in a "calm-down-man" sort of way.
I'm not heartless. I'm just practical! It'll take off the stress of some baby, and keep Sis safe.
He shrugs.
If you want two girls to die, fine. Do you even have a hospital?
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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"Good lord, boys, stop!" Gelley says, stepping between the two elves and looking between them. She seems upset with this sudden turn of events. "Vierzt, you don't know any of that! Stop saying such awful things! And both of you, just stop... bothering each-other!" She's less than angry with the two of them. Gelley was never very good at getting angry.
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You're wrong here, Divey. All of what I'm saying is true. Vierzt shrugs and turns to stare hatefully at Marty.
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That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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I love her too. It'd be safer without a child... You Want her to die?
Vierzt stays perched on the table, but flexes his toes, ready to jump if necessary.
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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But is getting a child worth all the danger? Get an abortion.
Vierzt snorts. Why do you want a kid anyways? And where would the thing come out?
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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"Vierzt, no. Stop being disgusting! We want a child! We want a family. We won't be in danger, the drow think she's dead. We're happy. Stop it!" He glares and makes a grossed out face.
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Vierzt glares. Dead, huh? Fine. Still why do you want a half-breed? And where would the bastard be delivered?
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Vierzt is punched! He rubs his nose.
Oh, so it's a triple bastard, Vierzt snarls.
Half-drow, quarter-elf, quarter-human. Great.
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That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Rrr! Vierzt growls, and grapples with his brother-in-law.
Kill the baby and everything is fine!
Vierzt will then try and shove Marty against a table and step back away from the elf.
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That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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"Hey. If you two are going to fight, then take it outside. Otherwise, just shut up." Maiden's still at the bar, now lamenting the apparent lack of a shotgun behind the counter.
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Vierzt smirks.
Should I call the abortionist?
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That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Vierzt will try and creep behind Marty, towards the stairs where Trissy is.
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That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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