Yes, maybe the magic box will respond to further antenna manipulation. It should try that again. (It is clearly inorganic and non-animate, haven't we learned to ignore nomming those kind of things yet?)
__________________
If Charisma is a measure of social skills, force of personality and confidence, I definitely have a penalty.
I'll be honest here, someone care to explain me why should we follow logic and rationality when deciding upon the actions of a simple-minded (us) ooze?
[One for 'Squeeze inside the strange box and become one with it' here]
__________________ The Pen is mightier than the Sword - when the message is written in Blood.
I'll be honest here, someone care to explain me why should we follow logic and rationality when deciding upon the actions of a simple-minded (us) ooze?
[One for 'Squeeze inside the strange box and become one with it' here]
The ooze does not only have a simple mind, it is also contacted by several demons.
I am one of the demons, and i plan to use this ooze to spread evil throughout the land, possibly destroy/enslave it.
__________________
my diabolic pony! by Elemental the magnificent,
and who are these Dbags? Derpatar by Dirtytabs!
Spoiler
THE WEREWOLF GAMES. JOIN THEM.CLICK PIC.
by tinymushroom the not-mushroom-or-probably-mushroom.
2 for burning the TV
2 for apologizing / Calming it down
1 for running away
It's a good thing we tied instead of going with burning the TV. Because that option that would have probably killed us. You guys wanted to set a fire inside of a bush? I'm casting my own vote for the second option to break the tie.
New update, you wanna fight about it? - Apologize to / Calm down the Box-monster
Spoiler
You, being a horrible coward by nature, flee towards the edge of the hedge and apologize to the presumably evil box.
Nothing happens..
Suddenly, a pair of luminescent amber eyes gleam through the small vent at you.
Sheesh, I can't leave you people alone for five minutes without you almost killing yourselves....
Logical thought time:
1. Consider our TV friend's point of view. He has a limited field of vision, not helped by the fact there's a grill in the way.
2. We fled into the bushes before he looked out towards us.
3. This would suggest we weren't seen.
4. He's heard a voice speaking to him.
5. Is he wondering why the bush is suddenly talking to him?
6. If he was asking for a branch a) why didn't he get it himself and b) what exactly could he do with the branch behind the speaker grill?
My suggestion is that we slowly emerge from behind the leaves so as not to freak him out and try speaking with him.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas-Dakota
Succubus gets grongratulatory cookies from me. You have stepped into the realm of puns that only the likes of Death, Your Friend the Reaper have seen.
I agree with The Succubus. And if it turns out he wants a stick after all, we can always get him one next time.
I've just had a thought about all those calling for the stick. I don't know what the natural dexterity score is for an ooze but I have an awful feeling that if we attempt to pass a stick through a very narrow slit from a considerable distance away, there's a good chance we're going to jab the TV creature in the eyeball. And then he'll be *really* pissed. =/
Please change your minds, stick fetchers.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas-Dakota
Succubus gets grongratulatory cookies from me. You have stepped into the realm of puns that only the likes of Death, Your Friend the Reaper have seen.
1. Now that it's clear TV Boy wants a stick, the question is why he wants it.
2. The second pictograph makes it clear he wants to wave it around at something.
3. Or someone.
4. He was very pissed when we messed up his TV signal.
5. If we hand him a pointy stick, is he going to turn us into an ooze kebab?
6. On the other hand, he may want to just adjust the aerials from where he is.
My suggestion: Hand him a stick a) making sure we don't poke his eyes out and b) making sure he can't poke OUR eye out afterwards.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas-Dakota
Succubus gets grongratulatory cookies from me. You have stepped into the realm of puns that only the likes of Death, Your Friend the Reaper have seen.
Wow, telling people to agree with each other actually works. Who would have thought.
New update, not safe for pregnant women - Get the thing a stick
Spoiler
You decide to get the odd thing the stick it requested. After a few moments of searching, you find a short stick laying in the hedge and pull it out.
You slide the stick through the vents making sure to avoid impalement on either end in the process.
There. You continue to wonder why it wanted the stick tho- *krschk* *Krsschk*
A light shines from the end of the stick as the air begins to crackle.
Again.
You stay outside the bush for a moment, waiting to see if anything will happen.
Nothing does.
You can't help but feel slightly agitated at yourself, as you think about how your fear of the unknown has probably made you miss out on another opportunity.