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Old 07-13-2012, 02:41 PM   Top  -  End  -  #1
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Welcome one and all, to Scene's We'd Like To See.

This game is for everyone I post a scenario w'ed love to see and the posters come in with their suggestions.

After a week has passed, one poster then puts their scenario and rhen a week after that another poster with a suggestion.

A poster must wait until three other posters have posted a scenario.


The first scenario:
Unlikely things to hear over a shop's intercom


This scenario is no longer in use. Please See The Succubus' post on page 2.
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Old 07-13-2012, 08:07 PM   Top  -  End  -  #2
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"Will the owner of the reptile please report to the front desk?"

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Old 07-13-2012, 10:13 PM   Top  -  End  -  #3
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"Beth, do you think this looks infected?"
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:36 PM   Top  -  End  -  #4
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"Hold up, let me put my glasses on."
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:05 AM   Top  -  End  -  #5
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"Can the paramedics please report to the salami slicer."
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:58 AM   Top  -  End  -  #6
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"Sir, will you please stop rolling in the fresh produce?"
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Old 07-14-2012, 12:08 PM   Top  -  End  -  #7
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"Attention all shoppers, I have bent the manager over desk as a way of distraction. Feel free to make your own sales if you know what I mean."
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:43 PM   Top  -  End  -  #8
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"May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #9
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"Clean up on aisle 5, someone killed a zombie. Again."
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Old 07-14-2012, 06:27 PM   Top  -  End  -  #10
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Staff, please report to aisles 1, 2, and 3 to clear away the snails placed here by some malicious person.
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Old 07-14-2012, 06:31 PM   Top  -  End  -  #11
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"Don't drink the wine!"
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Old 07-14-2012, 07:18 PM   Top  -  End  -  #12
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"Would the owner of the Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank please return to their vehicle."
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:54 PM   Top  -  End  -  #13
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"Is there a veterinarian in the house?"
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:00 AM   Top  -  End  -  #14
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Sir! Don't do that! Not in the store!
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:05 AM   Top  -  End  -  #15
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"Janet? Could you get me my rifle out from under the counter?
There's a dragon in the biscuit aisle again."
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:32 AM   Top  -  End  -  #16
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"Ignore hte squirrel in Aisle 12. He is an hallucination. Repeat, he is an hallucination."
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:38 AM   Top  -  End  -  #17
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"Honey, are you SURE you picked all of the scab off by the tomatoes?"
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:51 AM   Top  -  End  -  #18
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The biscuits are all half off now. Confound those chipmunks.
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:52 AM   Top  -  End  -  #19
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"Please, sir, do not read out of the Necronomicon aloud in the store."
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Old 07-15-2012, 02:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #20
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The management would like to offer a lifetime discount to anyone who can beat the store's security guard in an arm wrestle.
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:07 PM   Top  -  End  -  #21
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"Attention, all shoppers! This is the manager speaking. We'd like you to fasten your seatbelts because we're about to take off."
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #22
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"Hello, last customer of the day! The time is now fourty-eight minutes past the time we close. We staff would like to congratulate you for surpassing the record for most inconsiderate guest! Thank you! You'll find your prize just outside the main entrance!"
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:18 PM   Top  -  End  -  #23
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Please buy the cucumbers, ladies and gentlemen. We just realized they're two weeks old.
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:53 PM   Top  -  End  -  #24
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"Attention all customers. It has come to our attention that a member of our staff has a highly contagious flesh eating disease.
"As such, we are offering a ten percent discount on calamine lotion."
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Old 07-15-2012, 11:53 PM   Top  -  End  -  #25
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"Attention all store employees you have all been fired. Please see the back for your paycheck."
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Old 07-16-2012, 01:43 AM   Top  -  End  -  #26
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"Testing, testing... Hey, is this thing on? Aha! That's how you work it!"
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Old 07-16-2012, 02:34 AM   Top  -  End  -  #27
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"Please do not be alarmed; the Armored Scorpion of Death only fires helpful bullets."
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Old 07-16-2012, 04:37 AM   Top  -  End  -  #28
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"Attention shoppers, the doors have been locked and the weapons have been handed out. Last one standing gets a 5 minute spending spree. Good luck!"
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Old 07-16-2012, 05:41 AM   Top  -  End  -  #29
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"Dear Shoppers, please report employees who don't ask the 5 necessary questions so that we may beat them."
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Old 07-16-2012, 05:56 AM   Top  -  End  -  #30
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*Mike! How many times have I told you not to hex the customers?!"
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