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07-13-2012, 02:41 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Scenes we'd like to see
Welcome one and all, to Scene's We'd Like To See.
This game is for everyone I post a scenario w'ed love to see and the posters come in with their suggestions.
After a week has passed, one poster then puts their scenario and rhen a week after that another poster with a suggestion.
A poster must wait until three other posters have posted a scenario.
The first scenario:
Unlikely things to hear over a shop's intercom
This scenario is no longer in use. Please See The Succubus' post on page 2.
Last edited by Sgt. Cookie : 07-25-2012 at 08:08 AM .
07-13-2012, 08:07 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Will the owner of the reptile please report to the front desk?"
(Bonus points if you can name the movie that's from)
07-13-2012, 10:13 PM
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Beth, do you think this looks infected?"
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07-13-2012, 10:36 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
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"Hold up, let me put my glasses on."
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
07-14-2012, 11:05 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Can the paramedics please report to the salami slicer."
07-14-2012, 11:58 AM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Inside my imagination
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Sir, will you please stop rolling in the fresh produce?"
07-14-2012, 12:08 PM
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Hell itself (Ohio)
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Attention all shoppers, I have bent the manager over desk as a way of distraction. Feel free to make your own sales if you know what I mean."
07-14-2012, 05:43 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
07-14-2012, 05:57 PM
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Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Clean up on aisle 5, someone killed a zombie. Again."
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07-14-2012, 06:27 PM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
Staff, please report to aisles 1, 2, and 3 to clear away the snails placed here by some malicious person.
07-14-2012, 06:31 PM
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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"Don't drink the wine!"
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I laughed! I cried! I lost 12 pounds!
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You have a fan in me!
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May you always rock the stage of G&S.
Play on my recently acquired TF2 server:
Curse the Atlantic Ocean!
07-14-2012, 07:18 PM
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Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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The Battlefield
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Would the owner of the Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank please return to their vehicle."
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07-14-2012, 10:54 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Hudson Valley, NY
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Is there a veterinarian in the house?"
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07-15-2012, 09:00 AM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
Sir! Don't do that! Not in the store!
07-15-2012, 09:05 AM
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Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Wherever there is hope
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Janet? Could you get me my rifle out from under the counter?
There's a dragon in the biscuit aisle again."
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07-15-2012, 10:32 AM
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Hell itself (Ohio)
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Ignore hte squirrel in Aisle 12. He is an hallucination. Repeat, he is an hallucination."
07-15-2012, 10:38 AM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Inside my imagination
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Honey, are you SURE you picked all of the scab off by the tomatoes?"
07-15-2012, 11:51 AM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
The biscuits are all half off now. Confound those chipmunks.
07-15-2012, 11:52 AM
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Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Please, sir, do not read out of the Necronomicon aloud in the store."
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Peanut Dracolich avatar by Emperor Ing.
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If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
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07-15-2012, 02:57 PM
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Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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The Battlefield
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
The management would like to offer a lifetime discount to anyone who can beat the store's security guard in an arm wrestle.
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07-15-2012, 03:07 PM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Where I want to be
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Attention, all shoppers! This is the manager speaking. We'd like you to fasten your seatbelts because we're about to take off."
07-15-2012, 07:15 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Hello, last customer of the day! The time is now fourty-eight minutes past the time we close. We staff would like to congratulate you for surpassing the record for most inconsiderate guest! Thank you! You'll find your prize just outside the main entrance!"
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
07-15-2012, 08:18 PM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
Please buy the cucumbers, ladies and gentlemen. We just realized they're two weeks old.
07-15-2012, 11:53 PM
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Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Attention all customers. It has come to our attention that a member of our staff has a highly contagious flesh eating disease.
"As such, we are offering a ten percent discount on calamine lotion."
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07-15-2012, 11:53 PM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2010
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Around Washington
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Attention all store employees you have all been fired. Please see the back for your paycheck."
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07-16-2012, 01:43 AM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Where I want to be
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Testing, testing... Hey, is this thing on? Aha! That's how you work it!"
07-16-2012, 02:34 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Please do not be alarmed; the Armored Scorpion of Death only fires helpful bullets."
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
07-16-2012, 04:37 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Attention shoppers, the doors have been locked and the weapons have been handed out. Last one standing gets a 5 minute spending spree. Good luck!"
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
Last edited by Diego Havoc : 07-16-2012 at 06:51 AM .
07-16-2012, 05:41 AM
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Dear Shoppers, please report employees who don't ask the 5 necessary questions so that we may beat them."
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Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
07-16-2012, 05:56 AM
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Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Wherever there is hope
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
*Mike! How many times have I told you not to hex the customers?!"
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Rest in peace little kitty...
Current avatar by Smuchmuch.
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Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer and Cuthalion get cookies for making me avatars.
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Co Founder of LUTAS.
For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My
Deviant Art . Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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