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Old 10-21-2012, 02:13 AM   Top  -  End  -  #271
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What is the answer to this question?

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Old 10-21-2012, 05:18 AM   Top  -  End  -  #272
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:59 AM   Top  -  End  -  #273
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Old 10-21-2012, 10:57 AM   Top  -  End  -  #274
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #275
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Where was that stooped and mealy-colored man I called Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

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Old 10-22-2012, 12:48 AM   Top  -  End  -  #278
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Explain in one hundred and fifty words or less the nature of time.

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How many times have I had to explain this to you? You must be within 5 times of the correct amount without going over.

@ elemental: Timey-wimey.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:12 AM   Top  -  End  -  #280
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Cindy believes that Justin Bieber is the greatest singer of all time. Explain why Cindy is wrong.


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a) An average adult male weighs 189 pounds. Calcium oxide, more commonly known as "quicklime", reaches an average temperature of 150 C upon contact with water containing substences. Assuming ideal conditions, how much quicklime would be needed to dispose of a human corpse?

b) Quicklime burns through human tissue at a rate of 1 pound per 90 seconds. Taking into account surface area and blood lost after slashing the person's throat, how long would you need to stall the police for in order to ensure complete disposal of the evidence?
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:28 AM   Top  -  End  -  #282
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:03 AM   Top  -  End  -  #283
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:50 AM   Top  -  End  -  #284
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On a scale of one to yellow, how unprepared are you?
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b) Quicklime burns through human tissue at a rate of 1 pound per 90 seconds. Taking into account surface area and blood lost after slashing the person's throat, how long would you need to stall the police for in order to ensure complete disposal of the evidence?
A 10 pounds, just to make sure that the corpse is gone.

B If you can keep them stalled for a few hours, you're good to go.
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Oh yeah, that happened at his seventeenth funeral!
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"BOOM! Wham! Socko!"
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