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Damn it, I've been found innocent again. That's the 15th murder I've gotten away with this year!
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
"Sheesh, what a day. The belt on my designer trousers snapped and the weight of all my money caused my trousers to fall down. A passing supermodel rushed over and knelt down in front of me (I assume it was to cover my embarassment...right?) but then I tripped over her and landed face first in the world's most delicious chocolate cake...
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Proof that avataring standards in the Playground have reached an all-time low:
"Look, girls, I know you're all very eager, and I can't blame you. However, you have to understand that even I have my limits; I need to sleep. So, please, go outside. Go home. Tell the others in line to do the same."
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
If you understood the above, click here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
"Now listen, I know you're bored, Igor. You're my trusted lieutenant, and you run the base when I'm off having epic confrontations with those bunch of namby-pambies and their dog. However, running a betting pool on the life expectancy of specific minions is considered bad form. Especially if you take actions to reduce that life expectancy so you won't lose."
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Villain 1: "I'll bet you fifty that I can steal the Eiffel Tower before you."
Villain 2: "Okay, done."
*Villain One points to the Tower from the Paris casino in Las Vegas.*
Villain 1: "You lose. Pay up."
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Co-Founding Member of LUTAS For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
"You sent your one and only daughter to try and kill the hero before he reaches your citadel of evil?"
"Yeah, what of it? She's entirely loyal to the cause and is absolutely ruthless."
"I bet you two grand that she comes back as an ally to the main hero after she falls in love with him and he convinces her that you need to die."
"Ha! Make that four grand and we have a deal. I completely trust in my daughter's ability to resist that ruggedly handsome buffoon."
"Fine." *shakes hands* "Oh, and they're already on their way." *points out window to see hero and his merry band of misfits riding up, the evil overlord's daughter plainly visible.*
"Crap."
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"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist..." Barriers to Trans-Dimensional Travel, Rosalind Lutece, 1889
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Bet you $500 I can give the head torturer nightmares.
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
If you understood the above, click here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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