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Today in the cafeteria we are serving portions of Miss Diane Smith, who thought she could hand us a counterfeit banknote. We will be serving her to everyone in the store who doesn't immediately hand over five pounds to the nearest member of staff.
"Attention shoppers. The store management has been taken over by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Please remain calm as employees check your shopping cart and re-educate meat buyers. Do not be alarmed by the gunfire."
"To the group of small children racing shopping trolleys down the aisles: Number three has had two false starts and is therefore disqualified from the event."
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
"Today, we're offering a special price on Sniper Rifles! Whomever can take it from its current owner can have it for free! Please report to Customer Service for sidearms."
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Attention customers: We know there is a flumph in aisle 3. This is not a valid excuse for climbing the shelves so you can fall on it.
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"The silver bullets deform badly on the werewolf's' armor, and do not penetrate."
"Oh..okay. Why is he wearing bullet proof armor?"
"It has special hooks to hold all his ammo, and it helps restrain his psychic energy... although you prolly wouldn't know that last bit."
"Ooookkkaayy!"
Warning:The cookies are now free. I would personally suggest staying away from aisle 6.
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Attention customers. You are about to witness the beginning of a glorious new era, the likes of which the world has never seen before. This is the day that mankind has been waiting for since the dawn of man, the day that we cast off our shackles of petty morality and seize the universal inheritance that is rightfully ours. This is the day that we shall become as gods...
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Love wins. S'agapo.
"Attention: A plague of shape-shifting beings from the Great Beyond has infiltrated the store. As such, the furniture and home-wares departments have been quarantined."
"For a limited time only, Walmart is offering customers free tentacle facials in Aisle 16. If your purchasing habits do not include a tentcle facial, please proceed to the exit in a calm and orderly manner."
I'd like to offer a new Scenario:
"World's most unlikely/unfortunate pillow talk."
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Succubus gets grongratulatory cookies from me. You have stepped into the realm of puns that only the likes of Death, Your Friend the Reaper have seen.
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"Attention Walmart shoppers, if you report to Aisle 12 you can see Lady Gaga giving a live demonstration of teh many firearms we sell on teh premises."
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Could the men with hoodies and bandannae over their mouths please stop pretending to shoot people with bananas they have not purchased?
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"Attention customers, we have a mildly important announcement. This building is scheduled for demolition at 5:15, which you may like to know is in 30 seconds. Thank you for your money."
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