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"No, I don't... let me ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, do you happen to have four cups of goat's blood? It's important for the salvation of an extremely repressed angel. No? Oh well."
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
"For the love of god... No, I was not swearing fealty to him. No, I, IT'S A FREAKING EXPRESSION for Christ's sake. No, I, just. Look, I'm gonna try OK? But do you really think think that I will find a 21 year old virgin in Ibiza?"
"I'm not killing the police officer which gave you a ticket... Just because I have a double 0 rating is not a good reason... No... Fine, just let me get my beretta... That is not a lady's gun!"
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Peanut Dracolich avatar by Emperor Ing.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
"Look, I'm sorry to keep calling you up, but none of the stores in town have even heard of this thing you sent me to get, much less carry it... What do you even do with something like this?... No, wait, forget I asked. I don't want to know..."
"Ok, ok. Make sure I've got this right, you left a kettle on, this steamed over and caused droplets of water to spill into the chip pan, this caused a fire, opened up a brand new room in the house, and finished a spell that summons Cthulu? Ok, good. But just what do you expect me to do?"
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
How about the last words of mad scientists/evil wizards/whatever?
"Oh dear, the dragon/gorgon/kraken monster is angry."
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
If you understood the above, click here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
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