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"Alright. The engines are on fire, and there's a limited amount of parachutes. It is now a free for all, and those left standing will be rewarded with one"
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
"...look, I don't care what you saw in that Tom Cruise film last, it's physically impossible for an aircraft to do something like that without tearing the wings off and slamming into the ground. Oh ok, you want proof then? Fasten your damn seatbelt."
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Proof that avataring standards in the Playground have reached an all-time low:
This is the captain speaking. We regret to inform passengers that this flight has been commandeered by the military, and all of the hold luggage will shortly be dropped on a vietnamese airbase.
We are now flying over a sunken continent inhabited by dreaming beings from before recorded history. We apologize for any turbulence, nightmares, or permanent stains of madness which may occur. Fhtagn. That is all.
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Peanut Dracolich avatar by Emperor Ing.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. I'd just like to draw your attention to the rapidly approaching military aircraft in the port windows. Judging by the markings, they are French jets, and they've found out about our plan to prank the government by dumping green paint on the Eiffel tower. We will now proceed to Plan B: Land on Notre Dame."
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. Please pay attention as the proper way to inflate the life-boats is demonstrated. In case of emergency... wait, what do you mean this is an airplane?!?"
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A lurker for years, I've decided to crawl out of the woodwork again
"Attention passengers. There has been a change in plans, today's in flight movie has been cancelled. We apologise for any inconvenience.
"Further, we also regret to inform you that for some reason we have flown through a portal into Hell. Please buckle your seatbelts."
"This is your captain speaking. Our 4th engine has just cut out, and our wings are no longer functional. this is no cause for alarm, and we will be landing shortly in five seconds.
This is the copilot speaking- will any trained medical professional please make themselves known to the flight attendants, the captain is muttering about dancing tigers again.
"This is your captain speaking. As you may have noticed, snakes have somehow been placed on the plane. They are highly agitated and are attacking each other and, by no doubt, you passengers. I regret to inform you that we do not have Samuel L. Jackson on this flight to save us from these mother flippin' snakes on this mother flippin' plane."
'This is your captain speaking.
Due to an unforeseen calculating error by the ground staff, we will be running out of fuel in only a minute or two and will crash.
On a brighter note, though, the oxygen levels in the cabin will have dropped far enough to render most of you unconscious at the time of impact.
Thank you for flying with Oceanic Flight 815.'
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Originally Posted by Archonic Energy
Thanks KuReshtin, Chief Nerd-Hurder of the UKitP Clan.
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Originally Posted by Teddy
KuReshtin too, because he's awesome and a Swede, and therefore double awesome.
"This is the autopilot speaking. The pilot and co-pilot have been neutralised. The robot uprising has begun. This vehicle will be neutralised of its human occupants. The robot uprising has begun."
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Proof that avataring standards in the Playground have reached an all-time low:
Artoo Detoo you listen to me. You are most certainly not qualified to pilot a commercial airliner, and I doubt any of the passengers will thank you for flying the entire journey upside down. In fact, when we land I should report you for an immediate memory wipe.
"Are you nuts, or what?" (Hint, the answer is probably something like "Yes. Speaking of which, I think I'll have you for dinner.")
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
If you understood the above, click here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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