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Old 09-08-2012, 07:17 AM   Top  -  End  -  #181
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Old 09-08-2012, 09:18 AM   Top  -  End  -  #182
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:04 AM   Top  -  End  -  #183
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Y'know, a slow painful death that you're not even gonna watch doesn't seem like the best course of action. I mean, if I get out, you'll still think I'm dead, so why not make sure and just shoot me?"
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:25 AM   Top  -  End  -  #184
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:17 PM   Top  -  End  -  #185
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Hmm boss... that upstart young kid just escaped. And I think he stole the doomsday device
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:37 AM   Top  -  End  -  #188
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Old 09-14-2012, 04:02 AM   Top  -  End  -  #189
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Your plan to conquer the world involves setting a giant robot loose on Japan?
Wouldn't it be more unexpected if the robot attacked Zanzibar?
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Old 09-14-2012, 04:27 AM   Top  -  End  -  #190
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:14 AM   Top  -  End  -  #191
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Has anyone seen my keys?


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Old 09-14-2012, 10:33 AM   Top  -  End  -  #192
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:34 AM   Top  -  End  -  #193
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #194
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:45 PM   Top  -  End  -  #195
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:09 PM   Top  -  End  -  #196
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Old 09-15-2012, 12:48 AM   Top  -  End  -  #199
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:50 AM   Top  -  End  -  #201
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I hate to tell you this... But I'm a Doctor of Archaeology, not medicine.
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:39 AM   Top  -  End  -  #202
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Old 09-16-2012, 01:25 PM   Top  -  End  -  #206
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