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09-08-2012, 07:17 AM
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#181
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Master, the bailiffs have come to repossess your death ray. I told you we were supposed to keep up the repayments."
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09-08-2012, 09:18 AM
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#182
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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"I bet you're too coward to actually use the world-ending Apocolypse-o-Doom-atron."
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Mad scientists. Undead cultists. Friendship Antimatter. OFC bombardments.
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09-12-2012, 08:04 AM
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#183
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Y'know, a slow painful death that you're not even gonna watch doesn't seem like the best course of action. I mean, if I get out, you'll still think I'm dead, so why not make sure and just shoot me?"
09-12-2012, 08:25 AM
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#184
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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"You need a better name, Dark Lord Mordaloth. Something with an X in it or the like, so it better fits the evil wizard theme you have going."
09-12-2012, 04:17 PM
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#185
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Hmm boss... that upstart young kid just escaped. And I think he stole the doomsday device
09-12-2012, 04:40 PM
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#186
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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"No boss, you should totally leave a weak spot in your amazing well defended fortress. It's not like anyone's going to find the plans to this, or know we have a weak spot. I mean, who is going to tell anyone that?"
09-13-2012, 05:14 PM
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#187
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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"Ya did good , boss."
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09-14-2012, 01:37 AM
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#188
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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"Ya did good , boss."
"Now stop visiting those orphans at the hospital and, I don't know, turn Canada into a melon or something!"
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09-14-2012, 04:02 AM
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#189
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Your plan to conquer the world involves setting a giant robot loose on Japan?
Wouldn't it be more unexpected if the robot attacked Zanzibar?
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09-14-2012, 04:27 AM
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#190
Ogre in the Playground
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"Hey boss, this weeks maintenence checks are finished. All except for one, but not to worry. The test of the self destruct system should be finished in about five, four, three, two...."
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09-14-2012, 07:14 AM
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#191
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Has anyone seen my keys?
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New Scenario Time!
This week - "What a patient was not expecting to hear from a doctor".
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09-14-2012, 10:33 AM
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#192
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Largs, Scotland
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"Whoa! What is that? No, seriously. What the hell is that? Get it away from me!"
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KuReshtin too, because he's awesome and a Swede, and therefore double awesome.
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09-14-2012, 10:34 AM
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#193
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2007
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"Bad news is that the test results showed you've only got 24 hours left to live.
Worse news is that I couldn't get hold of you yesterday."
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Thanks KuReshtin, Chief Nerd-Hurder of the UKitP Clan.
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KuReshtin too, because he's awesome and a Swede, and therefore double awesome.
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09-14-2012, 12:04 PM
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#194
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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"I can juggle up to 3 of your organs at the same time. Any more than that and they wind up on on the theatre room floor."
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09-14-2012, 01:45 PM
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#195
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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"Let's see... Which of these is the drug and which of these is the rat poison?"
09-14-2012, 03:09 PM
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#196
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Trapped in my own mind
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"hmmmm, now what wire do i cut to defuse the bomb? Wait! what do you mean this is a person? He can't be a person, people don't have wires inside of them! What? Oh ****."
09-14-2012, 03:47 PM
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#197
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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"I am sorry to tell you, Mrs. Johnson, that we could not completely finish your breast augmentation. We had ran out of silicone before we could get to your other breast, and the next shipment of silicone won't be in for another couple of weeks...."
09-14-2012, 06:23 PM
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#198
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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"Yes, that's my medical degree from Jimmy's Chinese Takeaway University- I took a distance learning course."
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09-15-2012, 12:48 AM
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#199
Ogre in the Playground
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"Doctor, that isn't lo mein you're eating."
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Co-Founding Member of LUTAS
For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
09-15-2012, 04:48 AM
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#200
Troll in the Playground
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"Why yes, cannibalism can be part of a healthy diet."
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09-15-2012, 04:50 AM
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#201
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2011
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I hate to tell you this... But I'm a Doctor of Archaeology, not medicine.
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09-15-2012, 09:39 AM
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#202
Ogre in the Playground
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"But don't worry, I saw this on tv once."
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Co-Founding Member of LUTAS
For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
09-16-2012, 04:08 AM
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#203
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2006
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"Congratulations, we've succeeded at turning you into a sea bass. You still have lung disease, but it should matter less now!"
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There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Most awesome thread derailment ever.
09-16-2012, 08:28 AM
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#204
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2005
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"Hi Everybody"
09-16-2012, 09:34 AM
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#205
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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"I'm going to need a chainsaw for this one."
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09-16-2012, 01:25 PM
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#206
Ogre in the Playground
Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Whoa. I've never seen that before."
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Co-Founding Member of LUTAS
For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
09-16-2012, 10:42 PM
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#207
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Scenes we'd like to see
"Well, I'm afraid to tell you that your plastic surgery did not go well. On the plus side, you look like a Picasso masterpiece!"
09-16-2012, 10:56 PM
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#208
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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"Is there a 'right way up' for the lungs?"
09-17-2012, 12:59 AM
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#209
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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I don't even know anymore
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"Nah, I'm totally certified. I won the Operation world championships twice back in the eighties."
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09-18-2012, 03:59 PM
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#210
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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"I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we accidently gave you a sex change. The good news is I think you'll make a pretty hot woman."
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Archonic Energy
"Hi Everybody"
"Hi Dr. Nick!"
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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