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Old 08-12-2012, 06:18 PM   Top  -  End  -  #361
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Very stringy and tough if you don't cook them right.

@V: I like mine slow roasted in the shell, basting them with a mix of olive oil and herbs. Takes about 7 hours, but mmmmmm... **starts drooling and staring off into nowhere**
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Old 08-12-2012, 07:16 PM   Top  -  End  -  #362
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What method are you using? If you take them out of the shell and grill them quickly, they actually taste somewhat similar to octupus.
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:24 PM   Top  -  End  -  #363
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Xeno cuisine aside, any other benefits to attracting daleks?

@V What dracolich? All I see is a pretty rad dragonponytar.
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:27 PM   Top  -  End  -  #364
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Yes, dalektanium might be of use in building an escape pod that is not secretly designed by a dracolich intent on your destruction.

@^: He's gone for the moment, why do you think I'm helping you instead of plotting against you all
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:28 PM   Top  -  End  -  #365
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Zeukronian metal is a fascinating substance, is it not?
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:41 PM   Top  -  End  -  #366
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Alloys of Zeukronian metals and mithral are quite good for kitchen appliances, I've heard.
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:52 PM   Top  -  End  -  #367
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Baloney! I don't believe you!
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Old 08-13-2012, 12:13 AM   Top  -  End  -  #368
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Careful... The Union of Zeukronium Metal Miners might here you saying that it's useless and have you dealt with...
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:45 AM   Top  -  End  -  #369
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Dealt with? How? I'm kind of worried.
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:51 AM   Top  -  End  -  #370
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Electrocution most likely, I know they like that as a means of execution.
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:24 AM   Top  -  End  -  #371
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Fine, I'll withdraw my previous skepticism. My batteries, however, don't believe.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:42 AM   Top  -  End  -  #372
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Goodness gracious, look at all of these Zeukronium Metal/mithral alloy blenders! Did someone find my catalogue?
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:51 PM   Top  -  End  -  #373
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Hey! The catalogue is right here! *waves it around*
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:10 PM   Top  -  End  -  #374
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I think that's just an extra large Sky Store catalog.
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #375
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Just about the same thing, isn't it?
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:50 PM   Top  -  End  -  #376
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Keep it away from me, that catalog eats souls.
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:05 PM   Top  -  End  -  #377
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Let's try killing the daleks with the magazine, harvest the shells, then roast the innards for lunch! Wait, it is lunchtime in the elevator, right?
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:53 PM   Top  -  End  -  #378
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My that sounds good. I consider myself to be a bit of a grill master. Let's see what I can make. Dalek burgers, dalek hotdogs, dalek ribs...Do daleks have ribs?
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #379
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No, I don't think so. And while you foodies were discussing xenocuisine, I was busy digging an escape tunnel. Get a move on, 'cause I intend to collapse the tunnel after m'self.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:35 PM   Top  -  End  -  #380
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One who was feeling generous would point out that the tunnel is as likely to collapse on you as behind you.

Unfortunately, I'm not feeling generous.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:41 PM   Top  -  End  -  #381
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Preposterous, one who was being generous would point out the tunnel has already become a staging ground for the daleks and collapsed on them sometime ago and now simply leads back into the elevator from the other side and is filled with dangerous destructive energies more likely to kill you than do anything else.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:47 PM   Top  -  End  -  #382
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Quick question. Can I have the dangerous, destructive energies? I have a gift for harnessing energy.

@V Of course! If you want some, I can give you some!
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:55 PM   Top  -  End  -  #383
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Really? Can I watch? Harnessing energies is so exciting!
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:09 PM   Top  -  End  -  #384
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Should make for an interesting show. Go right ahead. I'll sit back and design a new pair of pants.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:28 PM   Top  -  End  -  #385
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Thank that gods! Hopefully they wont be skin tight this time... I'm still having nightmares about that!
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:37 PM   Top  -  End  -  #386
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Unless I'm feeling particularly evil, I will make sure the pants have a crotch sewn in. Of course, this could change at a moments notice.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:39 PM   Top  -  End  -  #387
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Very well, note though mister Bond that if I am in anyway unhappy with these so-called pants I will dine upon your soul like a fine pile of sugar cubes.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:42 PM   Top  -  End  -  #388
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While I find this concept intriguing, I am busy zapping daleks with lightning 2.
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Old 08-13-2012, 10:50 PM   Top  -  End  -  #389
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Xenocuisine is tricky. I'll be harvesting those daleks, thank you very much. Quick, BlazingAngel! Start up the grill! Yes! I finally got letter X. I feel accomplished
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You know, it's funny how it seems like every 26th thing said starts with "xeno"...
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