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Condors are awesome. Especially in an elevator. Hey, why are y'all looking at me like that? (Example: )
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Elasmosauruses are not actually dinosaurs but aquatic reptiles... that doesn't explain why they're in the time warp or so big, though. Warriors assemble!
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Killer, please. There are easier options. Just reverse the polarity of the elevator's electromagnetic field and teleport the dinosaurs to the Meteors thread and let nature sort things out.
Oh, I think it's only rational, considering we're in a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. I've already been rewiring the controls, so when the polarity is reversed the lamp should produce a graviton beam which will bounce off the main deflector dish to the dinosaurs, destabilizing their subatomic tachyon structure and allowing us to beam them to another thread.
Now stand back, this is a delicate process.
*smashes the controls with planswalker's pants filled with diamonds and BBQ Dalek ribs*
Perhaps I could throw pointy accented letters at them? Ðîè ŝǐłlȳ ðĩñösåúrŝ!
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Often in the Lord of the Rings, if people need a Deus ex Machina: Gandalf. But if Gandalf needs a Deus ex Machina: eagles. And if the eagles need a Deus ex Machina, then you should probably just pledge undying loyalty to Sauron right there and save yourself the trouble.
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Everyone knows frying pans are actually weapons that people repurpose for cooking
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@V Sorry 'bout that. I have terrible aim
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Often in the Lord of the Rings, if people need a Deus ex Machina: Gandalf. But if Gandalf needs a Deus ex Machina: eagles. And if the eagles need a Deus ex Machina, then you should probably just pledge undying loyalty to Sauron right there and save yourself the trouble.
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Everyone knows frying pans are actually weapons that people repurpose for cooking
Take that, dinosaurs! Also, I could use a regeneration spell.
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My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
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X-ray the remains of the vampire! Hey, at least it's not in the elevator anymore.
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 1
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Often in the Lord of the Rings, if people need a Deus ex Machina: Gandalf. But if Gandalf needs a Deus ex Machina: eagles. And if the eagles need a Deus ex Machina, then you should probably just pledge undying loyalty to Sauron right there and save yourself the trouble.
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Originally Posted by Razanir
Everyone knows frying pans are actually weapons that people repurpose for cooking
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 1
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)