Stabbity Death LXX

[Balmas]

Amidus Drexel dies a *zero degrees Kelvin death* for daring to kill two people at once.

[Socratov]

Balmas gets *porcupined* by 7777 daggers which get thrown by my 3.5 gatling masterthrower, whisperknife etc.

[PurityIcekiller]

Socratov dies a *stabbity death* for neglecting to give a reason. We can't just stabbity people all willy-nilly like that, you know.

[Elemental]

Yes we can.
*stabbity death*

[Amidus Drexel]

Wait, since when did we need to have a reason to kill people?
I'll just have to be schneeky, then... *stab*

[Balmas]

Amidus Drexel dies a *Stabbity Death* for hiding in the whitespace.

[Archonic Energy]

Balmas Dies a *stabbitty death* for only having white text. *stab hippie*
white text is only used when it's funny. *stab hippie again*

[Elemental]

Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death* before he mind controls one of my Arbiters. Aliens are on their way to invade!
I mean... That is really annoying! Someone warn the President!

[Socratov]

with a sense of normality I proudly announce that I will now give elemental a liver and spleen biopsy as it would be done by an anmateur. Elemental will probably die from this operation but he will always be rememberd...

[Amidus Drexel]

On that note, Socratov dies a *stabbity death* for not being an amateur.

[smellie_hippie]

A D dies a *stabbity death* because his abbreviated username is just close enought to AE that I get a little twitchy. *stabbed with LARGE weapon, so Archie is stabbed as well*

[PurityIcekiller]

SH dies a *stabbity death* for reminding me of all the incorrect abbreviations of my username.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Pik...errr..PIK...ummmm..PI.....I mean.. that pony above me dies a stabbity death for being awesome and changing his subject line in 5 People.

[Amidus Drexel]

Atreyu the Masked Llama dies a *stabbity death* and is then burned to death by a meteor.

[Elemental]

Amidus Drexel dies a *stabbity death* upon a sacrificial altar such that his energies can be used to restore that which has been lost.

[Kneenibble]

Poor Elemental, suffering the wracks of his wisdom teeth rumbling about in his jaw. I *stab* him with a sterilized syringe full of opium that I refined from poppies in my garden, and play gentle Satie-esque music on the piano nearby to give him soothing dreams while he drifts far away from pain.

[Socratov]

Kneeknibble get *stabbed* by me with a syringe containing tetanus vaccine. he won't be able to sit for the coming 3 days.

[PurityIcekiller]

Socratov dies a *stabbity death* with a vial of strychnine because these latest stabbings aren't quite cutting it. No pun intended.

[Archonic Energy]

PIC dies a stabbitty death for constantly reminding me of the electronics course I took but have no use for. smartphone white text stabbitty for hippie

[smellie_hippie]

Originally Posted by Archonic Energy

smartphone white text stabbitty for hippie

Very funny.

*stab*

Now, THAT was actually pretty funny! Wanna see it again?

*stab*......... *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

[Socratov]

*stab* smellie_hippie in the head. That's how it's done.

[Lord_Xerxes]

Socratov dies a stabbity death because I miss silly message board games.

[Amidus Drexel]

Lord Xerxes dies a *stabbity death* because I've been slacking, and because your name is not easy to type.

@v Lies! I keep hitting z and not x.

[Elemental]

Amidus Drexel dies a *stabbity death* with the Heart of Winter.
Thus prevented from immolating upon the cessation of his immortal existence, I cut out his heart and eat it to gain Eternal and Unending Life.

And Lord_Xerxes is easy to type.

[Drakeburn]

Elemental dies of a Stabbity Death because I need someone to stab here.

[Akowrules]

Drakeburn dies a stabbity death with a branding iron because he needs to feel the burn like I did.

[Amidus Drexel]

Akow dies an *branding irony death* as I stab him with his own implement of stabbing.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Amidus dies a stabbity death because....I...wait...was that MY OLD COLLEGE ROOMMATE a few posts ago?? He's returned....but why?? Is he to reveal a dark secret from my past??

ummmmm....I forget to stabbity Amidus in my shock.

[PurityIcekiller]

Atreyu dies a *stabbity death* for lying about the cake.

[Socratov]

PurityIceKiller walks away a happy customer of Earlobotomies Inc.