Stabbity Death LXX

[smellie_hippie]

Gd8908 dies a *stabbity death* for combining letters and numbers.
*Archie's tea privileges are revoked*

[Archonic Energy]

Originally Posted by smellie_hippie

Gd8908 dies a *stabbity death* for combining letters and numbers.
*Archie's tea privileges are revoked*

*looks to right*
after this cup or straight away?

Smellie Hippie dies a *Stabbity Death* because i'm not able to make it over the pond to do it in person this time...

[Amidus Drexel]

Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death* again, because I'm too happy not to stab someone.

[Zaydos]

Amidus dies a *stabbity death* 'cause it's been too long.

[Elemental]

Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* to protect him from all those clerics and paladins.

[KuReshtin]

Elemental dies a *pre-emptive stabbity death* because I'm sure he was planning to stab me if I hadn't stabbed him first.

[smellie_hippie]

KuReshtin dies a *stabbity death* for consorting with the enemy. *The enemy gets stabbed too, just for good measure*

[Kneenibble]

I opened the first bottle of my honey brown ale last night, and found it inexplicably cloudy. I drew a peace sign on the floor in coloured chalk; I burned patchouli and beeswax; I may have puffed a little grass; I strummed an out-of-tune guitar and sang words of power. And yet the smellie hippie did not appear to answer my questions. I therefore *stabbity* he who failed me in my time of greatest need.

[Archonic Energy]

Kneenibble dies a *Sentdownamineinacageabbity* death for getting between me and "the enemy".

@V *MindControl*

[Elemental]

Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death* for sending Kneenibble down into the mines.
Also, dark archons are really annoying!
*stabs with warp blades*

[Amidus Drexel]

Elemental dies a *stabbity death* fore playing too much golf.

@v OW! Quite sharp, I assure you. I'll be billing you for the cost of re-attaching my arm.

[PurityIcekiller]

Amidus Drexel dies a *stabbity death* to test the sharpness of my ice-wings.

[Mauve Shirt]

*stab* Good evening.

@V: FOREVER!!!! Or until I stopped being bored with it and started being bored without it. Amazing what a timesink this place is.

[Tectonic Robot]

I thought you said you had quit the SMBFG forever? *Pointed look*

[Amidus Drexel]

Tectonic dies a *stabbity death that also impales mauve* for failing to kill anyone!

@v Oh, there you are! *stab into ground so you can't leave*

[Zaydos]

Amidus dies a *tiny stabbity death* before I scurry back into the shadows.

[PurityIcekiller]

Zaydos dies a *huge stabbity death* because biggest stabbity death is best stabbity death!

[Archonic Energy]

PIC dies a *Stabbity* Death because i'm surrounded by idiots, have a headache, and someone needs to die...

nothing personal.

[Kneenibble]

Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death*. Surrounded by idiots? Birds of a feather, sweety.

[Amidus Drexel]

Mmm... Birds... I *stab* thee so I may feast upon thine avian flesh.

[PurityIcekiller]

Amidus Drexel dies a *stabbity death* because this thread is getting buried.

[Elemental]

Purity dies a *stabbity death* because if you had read its will, you'd know that it wished to be cremated.

@V Though, as a non-coffee drinker, I can't adequately feel your pain, I still know how you feel.

[Mauve Shirt]

*stab* Because I can't find coffee ANYWHERE.

[smellie_hippie]

Mauve dies a *stabbity death* because no coffee IS death.

It was a mercy killing. *unlike the delayed blast fireball I cast on Archie*

[Amidus Drexel]

Smellie Hippie dies a *stabbity death* because I found this sharp thing. The pointy side goes in the direction of what I'm stabbing, right?

[Archonic Energy]

Amidus Drexel dies a *stabbity death* because he's between my target and I.

[Elemental]

Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity death* for reasons classified in the interests of the state.
*jumps out of the way to avoid being stabbed*

[Balmas]

"Raight Be'ind yoo." Elemental dies a *stabbity death* for failing to notice my decloak sound.

[PurityIcekiller]

Balmas dies a *bludgeonitty death* because no, he may not borrow my earpiece.

[smellie_hippie]

PurityIcekiller dies a *cutlass stabbity death* for bringing a bludgeoning tool to a stabbity game... *obligatory stabbity for Archie*