Stabbity Death LXX

[Amidus Drexel]

Hippie dies a *stabbity death* so that I can test out this new multi-bladed chainsawaxesword.

[Balmas]

Amidus dies a *chainsawaxeswordy death* for not exercising proper safety protocols.

[smellie_hippie]

Balmas be dying a *stabbity death*

No I not be given a reason! It be a pirate's duty to stab and plunder!

*stabs the next person fer questioning me motives*

[Elemental]

Smellie_Hippie dies a *brick accelerated due to the force of gravity-ibbity* death for trying to stab me after he assumed I was going to question his motivations for stabbing Balmas.
I mean... We're on the Stabbity Death thread!

@V I have always desired a jacket of such quality to wear and have always been unlucky in my pursuit of one.
Thank you very kindly.

[Kneenibble]

Elemental dies a *Tailor of Gloucesteribbity* death, stabbed with a piece of cherry-coloured twist.

By which I mean that I put the finishing touch on the fabulous jacket I made for him. You can't go around pirating and throwing bricks in a state of undress!

[Archonic Energy]

Kneenibble dies a *Summon Blue-Eyed White Dragon in attack mode* death to get me in position it set this trap card down for the next player...

Trap card: if Hippie is summoned send directly to graveyard before activating effect

[PurityIcekiller]

Archie dies a *stabbity death* because Hippie's the one who's supposed to set up traps for you, not the other way around.

[Amidus Drexel]

Purity dies a *stabbity death* for the rum and the gold!

[Thump]

Amidus Drexel! I sentence you to a *stabbity death to the head* for killing for your own profit and... ooh, is that rum?

>_>

<_<

^_^

*glug glug*

[smellie_hippie]

Thump dies a *stabbity death* because I just reeeeeeeally want to know what sound his body makes when it his the floor...
*Archie is pistol whipped with my flintlock pistol... then shot with it*

[Balmas]

Smellie Hippie dies a *stabbity death* for not sharing his rum.

[Hbgplayer]

Balmas dies a *cannonitty* death for possesing rum while I have none.

[PurityIcekiller]

Hbgplayer dies a *stabbity death* because there's no rum for more of it in this thread.

[Amidus Drexel]

Purity dies a *punnity death* for reasons that are somewhat self-explanatory.

@v Wizards don't wear armor!

[Balmas]

Amidus dies a *stabbity death* because he foolishly forgot to wear armor. Speaking of which... *equips razorback*

[Elemental]

Balmas dies a *stabbity death* in order to protect the secret.

[Archonic Energy]

Elemental dies a *Stabbity* Death because i'm not sure what immunities he has... so brute force it is.
no white Hippie text here... well ok since you asked, *STAB*

[KuReshtin]

Archonic Energy dies a *stabbity sneak attackity* death for having ready access to Krispy Kreme donuts.

[The Succubus]

Ku dies a *nuclear glowy death* because Cassie never comes to this neck of the woods, although I'm sure she'd appreciate the gesture.

[Hbgplayer]

The Succubus dies a *Bath in Holy water-itty* death because you are clearly evil. It says so on your MM entry.

[PurityIcekiller]

Hbgplayer dies a *stabbity death* because for all you know, the Succubus could have put on a Helm of Opposite Alignment at some point.

[Archonic Energy]

Originally Posted by PurityIcekiller

Hbgplayer dies a *stabbity death* because for all you know, the Succubus could have put on a Helm of Opposite Alignment at some point.

PurityIcekiller dies a stabbity Death for consorting with Evil.

see capital E.

@V what did the poor Alienware do to you?

[The Succubus]

Archie dies a *being-beaten-to-death-by-a-4kg-laptop-y death* for preventing me the chance to "consort" for the first time in frikking months. Not cool, dude.

[Kneenibble]

What kind of friend would I be if I didn't step in to help? The Succubus dies a *consortitty death*.

[Hbgplayer]

Kneenibble dies a *pluckitty death* only because I haven't had the chance to kill him in awhile.

[Amidus Drexel]

Hbgplayer dies a *stabbity death* for having a difficult name to type whilst drinking lemonade.

[Elemental]

Amidus Drexel dies a *taken-out-of-circulation-ibbity death*. He'll be melted down and made into new coins.

[Balmas]

Elemental dyes a *paintful death* for having a messy mane.

[PurityIcekiller]

Balmas dies a *stabbity death* because I'm getting lost in your roleplay thread.

@V: Eh, you can ignore it. It's pretty much insanity anyway.

[Amidus Drexel]

Purity dies a *stabbity death* for drawing my attention to another thread I'll never have time to read through.