"You may now escort the prisoner to the tunnels, in accordance with your orders. A spatula may be helpful in that regard." Team Peregrine Commander
VS 19: Demon-Roaches "They had theurge for a snack!"
Poor commander. Must be hard to be beaten by some Roaches...
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Great analysis KA. I second all things you said
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Great analysis KA, I second everything you said here.
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If I have a player using Paladin in the future I will direct them to this. Good job.
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THIS is proof that KA is amazing
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Killer Angel, you have an excellent taste in books
"You are what you do. Choose again, and change." --Miles Vorkosigan
"The really unforgivable acts are committed by calm men in beautiful green silk rooms, who deal death wholesale, by the shipload, without lust, or anger, or desire, or any redeeming emotion to excuse them but cold fear of some pretended future. But the crimes they hope to prevent in the future are imaginary. The ones they commit in the present--they are real." --Aral Vorkosigan
My gut sez Hank but my brain sez Durkon...what to do?
Grukgruk
Don't care for either.
Demon Roaches! Truly a hellish caliber of puns...
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At least now I can get back to enjoying my glass of elven wine in peace and quiet, without being called on to intervene in someone else's problems. Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley! Ring, ring, ring goes the bell! Git away from me, ye daft fool! *sigh*
General Chang got to be a ghost marter, which is awsome in it's own right
meh.... Pompey .... I guess...
Demon-Roaches have almost a monopoly on the best one-liners (not total, but close)
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General Chang got to be a ghost marter, which is awsome in it's own right
Only Paladins of the Sapphire Guard got to be ghost-martyrs, and General Chang wasn't one of them - he was simply a secular General of the Army of Azure City.
Team Peregrine Commander VS Demon-Roaches
I almost want to vote for the Team Peregrine Commander, just to spite the weirdos who got way too upset that a comic-strip character was racist, but I have to vote for... Demon-Roaches
Their: a possessive pronoun like “her” or “our” There: refers to a place ("the Kobold is over THERE"), or to indicate the existence of something, or to mention something for the first time. ("THERE is a Halfling sneaking up on him") They're: a contraction of “they are.”
Only Paladins of the Sapphire Guard got to be ghost-martyrs, and General Chang wasn't one of them - he was simply a secular General of the Army of Azure City.
Geh! I got confused, I thought I saw him in the throne room scene, but the link was to the courtyard. For some reason the old fighter in this scene was stuck in my head.
Don't change my answer though, just the reason for it. Still a cool old dude, who I think was in more scenes than his opponent in this match-up, anyway....
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.The players were attacked individually on the road on the way to town by werewolves. To survive, they had to team up then and there without knowing anything about eachother (literally -- all character sheets were completed without other players' knowledge).
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Durkon (as amazingly awesome as Hank is, I've always liked Durkon)
Chief Grukgruk
Grand Larcenist
Demon Roaches
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General Chang - 6 - 20.00%
VS chief grukgruk - 24 - 80.00%
Pompey - 13 - 46.43%
VS Grand Larcenist - 15 - 53.57%
Team Peregrine Commander - 2 - 7.14%
VS 19: Demon-Roaches - 26 - 92.86%
[In one instant, Greenhilt will take one look and notice all of the discrepancies... But you've been practising for weeks now. You have the perfect words to convince him that you are Elan. You have an answer for every possible line of inquiry. You will convince him, via sheer willpower, of your identity. This will be your finiest moment as an evil mastermind. Let the verbal game of cat and mouse commence!] Nale: "Roy! I'm-" Roy: "No time, Elan! We need to help those cops subdue Thog." 7: Nale
VS Kazumi Kato "So what are the rest of you spineless mother%$@ers waiting for? I'm a goddamn baby-making, life-taking MACHINE! Why should I care how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!"
"Killers on the loose, rookies to train, and now a talentless hack of a sketch artist who can't draw a face! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing pixie dust." Chief
VS Hilgya Firehelm "Try to burn me if you wish, Beast of Flame. But look! I am the servant of Loki, God of Flames and Chaos! Bow before me, mewling servants of fire. Your god Loki commands it! Hilgya commands it!"
"Screw this! I'm not getting rubbed out by magic-wielding hookers!" Shadowdancer
VS Flumphs "...and ever since then, I've felt like...I don't know, like I'm just a...a minor character in, you know, someone else's story."
"HUZZAH! Three cheers for the conquering hero! Let us kill the fatted calf to celebrate his victory! You seem upset for some unknown reason. Come now, what's eating you, son? Oh! That's right! Vultures!" Eugene Greenhilt
VS 18: Tarquin "Elan - I am your father... Oh MAN! I've always wanted to say that line!!"
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. . That first one was grossly unfair- I really like the Katos, but I also really like Nale and his role in the strip (I think having two major villains is more awesome than just one), vote for Nale!
And on the other hand, the last one? Damn, that was sad too- I hate Eugene's guts but he makes for awesome conversations with Roy, its just that Tarquin is Tarquin, the definitive Magnificent Bastard.
~R.I.P. Thog (possibly) and Durkon Thundershield (eventually)~
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Mongolian hordes. Lots of lots of mongolian hordes. With a mongolian warrior chief. They will conquer Gobbotopia and rename it as Mongolitopia. Because that makes so much sense.
"You are what you do. Choose again, and change." --Miles Vorkosigan
"The really unforgivable acts are committed by calm men in beautiful green silk rooms, who deal death wholesale, by the shipload, without lust, or anger, or desire, or any redeeming emotion to excuse them but cold fear of some pretended future. But the crimes they hope to prevent in the future are imaginary. The ones they commit in the present--they are real." --Aral Vorkosigan
Two of my favorite characters in this matchup! Just wish I could vote early & often...
Kazumi! Babe's got some of the best one-liners in the whole show. "Turns out I get knocked up easier than I get knocked out!"
Chief. Bonus points for the boss mustache.
Flumphs. Poor bastards deserve the vote, though winning this round would probably just put them in a more terrible situation later.
and Tarquin, you wine-swilling plot-ravelling meta-gaming beauty!
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At least now I can get back to enjoying my glass of elven wine in peace and quiet, without being called on to intervene in someone else's problems. Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley! Ring, ring, ring goes the bell! Git away from me, ye daft fool! *sigh*