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Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Office
Welcome everyone, human and non-human, pony and non-pony, nightmare-creature-from-beyond-the-edge-of-time and non-oh, you get the drift.
Anyway... As you can see, I've managed to finagle my way into the illustrious position of Thread Starter.
And I must say, I am finding the salary to be non-existent, my office to be dark and cluttered and that some unsavoury knave keeps parking in my spot. (Don't worry, he's got what's coming to him...)
But anywho... On to business.
The rules are as follows:
Perform an action on the person above. Whether that be as simple as *kill*, or as complicated as *imprisons within a parallel dimension full of knife wielding psychopathic rabbits who then serve you tea* is up to you.
Please take note of the Three Post Rule, as always, deserving of capitalisation.
For those who do not know, it is very simple and goes like this:
You need to wait for at least three people to post after you before you post again.
For example:
Quote:
Anne: *kills*
Beatrice: *gives biscuits*
Consuela: *steals hat*
Dorothy: *steals Beatrice's hat from Consuela and returns it*
Now Anne can post again.
I shall start us off:
*exiles the White Space to Party Island*
And we're off!
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If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*cast ray of sun upon* DIIIEEE! *smites evil*
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Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*wonders* Why is it Kill or Kill? Where's the kiss?
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*kiss* .
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Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*hoofpunch* Lilac is Mine!
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*braids mane and paints hoof*
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*yawn*
*stabs*
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Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
Re: Kill or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*promotes*
It's been a really long time since I did that.
Also:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard
*wonders* Why is it Kill or Kill? Where's the kiss?
Umm... It was a test... To see... If anyone pays attention to these things...
Yes! That's it! And you won the prize!
A vacation to Party Island!
@V A problem you say? More like you have a problem with your attempts to blackmail me.
Firstly: Mathematically, that's impossible. Even if my older cat who is now fifteen was sired at her father's age of fifteen, and continuing on at a gap of fifteen years between generations, (highly unlikely as cats reach maturity in about a year), such an image could not possibly exist as my cat's great grandfather would have lived sixty years ago, not one hundred and fourteen.
Secondly: I don't know anything about either of my cats' lineages as one was a stray and the other the child of a stray.
Thirdly: I never believed either of my cats to be a lady of genteel breeding.
Fourthly: If you wanted honey, you could have asked...
*sends Internet Honey*
@@V Well, theoretically, a cat could do those things... So, I thought it safer to refute facts that I could be certain about.
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
@^ I giggle that you refute the generational frequency of cats, but not their capability to put on lady's undergarments and dance in army barracks.
Elemental, we have a problem. Look what I found at work today.
*shews you a crisply preserved black & white photograph, circa 1898, of one of your cats' great grandfather dressed in lady's undergarments dancing in an army barracks in Johannesburg*
Not the lady of genteel breeding you were led to believe, eh?
Let's get down to brass tacks here. If you don't want this in every newspaper from Brisbane to Perth, you'd better ship over one dozen 6-gallon barrels of manuka honey post-haste.
@v *dances and canoodles with in crescent glee*
May I have a copy of that photo for my records?
Last edited by Kneenibble : 08-17-2012 at 11:12 AM.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*shows another black and white photograph, circa 1910, of a small budgie slathered in the juices of French croissants dancing and canoodling with a certain dark elf*
Our ancestors. Care to reenact?
@^: Of course! I demand another session of canoodling in payment, though...
__________________ zimmerwald1915 made my avatar!
Spoiler
Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Last edited by Dark Elf Bard : 08-17-2012 at 11:24 AM.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*makes out with leg*
Tastes like honey.
*keeps on making out with leg*
__________________ zimmerwald1915 made my avatar!
Spoiler
Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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