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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*makes out with hoof*
@V: Awww, don't be a killjoy.
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Last edited by Dark Elf Bard : 08-17-2012 at 05:08 PM.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
What? That's kind of strange. And not in a good way.
*kicks*
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*drops in through a hidden door in the ceiling, stabs smuchmuch*
Lateral! Reporting for duty sir! I think it's been fewer than 18 hours, but I believe in being prepared early. What's the mission today?
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*takes a thimbleful of the acid and puts it in yer beer; then shapeshifts into a reptilian and coerces into a Rosemary's Baby-style session of boot-knocking*
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*gels mane*
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*espies from the crown of a gnarly Jack Pine, and swoops down upon to land on shoulder*
*nibbles earlobe and then tweets a sweetly sorrowful tune which was last heard sung by inflamed lovers on the orange beach of Carthage before its razing by the Roman demons*
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
Kraken hunting? Well I am up for that! *readies gear*
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*joins expedition*
I've got nothing better to do this weekend.
@V I didn't have any ideas for desert week, and besides the ideas I have aren't usually too good anyway. Also, to get one, I'd have to post outside of SMBG, and it's scary out there.
@VV Clichés, eh? Does this include the scantily-clad, suggestively-named women to hang out with?
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Last edited by Grue Bait : 08-19-2012 at 12:19 AM.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*demands you keep up with the theme weeks*
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
All right, then. *brandishes checklist*
Step 1: gather supplies. We should probably divide this up, since there's a lot of stuff here. Food is already covered, and I'll cook us up some waterbombs; Mauve and Grue, you two cover the cool Bond-esque spy gizmos. Krakens are notoriously prone to behaving like giant Bond villains, and the more clichés we follow, the easier it'll be to trick it.
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
Splendid! *passes out communication watches and grappling hooks*
Wait, where we're going we won't need grappling hooks.... Spearguns however!
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*joins* Hello! Good morning! *puts on gear* *hires a helicopter*
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
Don't go adventuring without your toilet, peppernut!
*brushes hair silky & lustrous with a brush of pearwood set with boar bristles, and daubs with a richly sweet perfume of amber and white musk, and gives a spearmint pastille to sweeten breath*
*ties a lemon yellow silk ribbon around neck*
Very good. Go along now.
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*shoots with a speargun* Woops... sorry, won't happen again.
@V: To answer your question from the other thread, your new hoof fetish creeps me out.
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Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*licks hoof dazingly*
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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