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I ship you/Anyone./Infernal Gardevoir from outside the playground, by Recaiden//ExtendedSig
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Originally Posted by Kalmageddon
"You know, if I had blood I would be totally flying right now" says Kalmageddon the skeleton-man at the barman, pouring whisky after whisky through his ribcage, the alcohol forming a puddle on the floor...
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*tosses into a dungeon infested with giant radioactive scorpions*
I'll admit it, I'm really only doing this because I hope you'll kill all the scorpions. Can't stand the things. Got a thing about bugs. Also there was an armoury down there once, before the bugs got loose.
Someone else will be watching on the monitors. Good luck. You've survived everything else.
*seals the dungeon*
@V: WHYYYY!?
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@^ Would a healing pod help with the righteous hangover I'm plummeting towards? Otherwise consider it a gift.
*comes around looking for, drinking 10 year ruby port out of the bottle and wearing too much makeup*
Purity!
I found the Infiltrator's Tunic for you in some old lady's boudoir. Does burgundy velvet match anything in your wardrobe? The Boots are even prettier. I want you to have them.
*hiccough*
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*rounds the corner leaning against the wall, points speargun ahead* Lateral, boss, we weren't doing this thing so I had some vodka 'cause it's super cold and now I don't feel like stupid kraken hunting.
Hey. You. Can I have some port? *removes glass from pocket*
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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*brings a piece of brown shiny taffy, sweet as new honey and chewy as tar, wrapped in a piece of waxed paper in turn wrapped in a silk handkerchief the deep navy colour of a post-dusk sky: into which the old lady who made it whispered benign spells of heart's ease and jolliness for the eater*
@v *renders hugs* Do not be grumpies, gentle heart.
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*grumpies*
Bad day.
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Aw, I'm sorry DEB. *offers hugs and cookies*
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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*stabs * Sorry malental.
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You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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*breathes fgthwrdsckwwrdfth on*
I think there was something odd in those grue brownies... not to say that I dislike creating ivory trees and wooden tyrannosauruses everywhere I go. Now to go to New York
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*espies from within the bejewelled boughs of a plum tree, beak and face stained by greed*
Tectonius!
*flutters down to land on shoulder and brings a small perfectly ripe plum with a dark burgundy skin and bright tangerine sugar-sweet flesh explosive with juice*
*fluffs out and tweets a cheerful string of budgie nonsense for*