Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Office

[Balmas]

*starts whacking the zombies with a spanner* You need upgrades! Robot zombies for everyone!

[Kneenibble]

*flutters onto shoulder from the crumbling gable of a nearby ruined house, stained with the gore and terror of the melee*

*passes a tiny flash memory chip*

There is data from tissue samples taken at Roswell on here, Balmatian. Create your robot zombie alien hybrids and rule the world. I will be in contact in a few weeks.

*soars into the sky*

[Tychris1]

*Licks talons*

Robots and zombies. How.... Crude. The true kings of the night don't need pathetic cybernetics to keep pace, we have magic! (Also known as lol, screw logic powers) Which is infinitely more refined.

*Rips tpbm's throat open, starts drinking*

[AvocadoAvenger]

*Slays the dragons*

[PurityIcekiller]

*spays the dragons*

You don't want accidental breeding, after all.

[Drakeburn]

*sprays the dragon*

Is this can of pink spray paint, or pepper spray?

[Elemental]

*activates the thread-self-destruct mechanism*

It's the only way to stop the spread of the magic-robot-zombie-aliens!
Someone start a new thread, I'll stay behind and go down with the ship. I mean... Thread.

[PurityIcekiller]

*heroically drags everyone to the new thread, fighting off the Three-Post Rule one last time*

And the rest is silence.