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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*licks with the passion of a thousand Eskimos wrapped in fiery hot chocolate*
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*judges from a high golden perch set with jasper and jacinth, sipping from a gilded jug of wine as purple as Caesar's cloak, head bobbing and tweeting along gently*
Ack! Don't make me choose!
*plummets headlong from the perch to avoid the decision*
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*snuggles lovingly*
*pours hot chocolate on and licks off*
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*presents with a parchment, its age worn in its yellow color like a fine suit. The ink therewithin is dried and cracked, but otherwise legible save for the scratch scrawl it was written in. The letter details a treasure unlike which had been seen in a millennium, though carefully guarded by the ancient builders of its tomb by a number of elaborate traps*
Race ya there.
@^ Of course! Contrary to popular belief there IS honour among thieves.
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Starring Tectonic Robot as Wisp the Fox, animal companion and lady killer!
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*Cheats to the treasure*
Muahahahhahahahhahahhahaha! Now to wait until the other fellows show up, so I can make a big villain speech and then we can have a big kerfluffle together.
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It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*steals Tect and licks in a cave*
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*draws a veil across the cave's mouth made from an artistically distressed quilt, all lime greens, oranges, and royal blues with some subtle flares of clashing tones in the patterns*
*sets a brazier to burning with a handful of powdered dragon's blood resin just outside to discourage unwanted visitors*
You two have fun now.
*meanwhile, gives Elemental a highball with equal parts freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and soda water*
*sits with to discuss birds and other subjects of refinement*
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Froooood. *hugs*
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*stabs* See you all later.
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*waves goodbye*
*is sad because Mauve is leaving*
@V But if you kill me, you'll never know where the treasure is!
Not that it matters, because you'll never know where it is while I'm still alive either.
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Do not grieve, child of mare. Time will heal this wound, as well.
Even faster if someone helps it along, like me killing you, thus robbing you of your senses and leaving you incapable of feeling your loss.
I'm going to do that.
*plasma cannons!*
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Re: Kiss or Kill LXXXVI: Please mail suggestions for a new title to the Governor's Of
*pulls you out of the way*
Laddie have ye lost yer bleedin' mind?
*puts a bullet right between Fullbladder's eyes before he can open fire*
THAT! Is how you rescue someone from plasma cannons!
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I love Fred because he returned from the dead in a form that doesn't hunger for the flesh of the living! Also, he's a nice guy.
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