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Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Well, this should be an interesting thread, if nothing else for the gratuitous violence.
On that note, Tinymushroom, you took all the bandwidth. For that, you will be disassembled. By terrifying machines. Skin first, then muscle, then eyes...
To avoid harming the sanity of the DM I can no longer:
* Cast flesh to stone on a annoying Druid
** Cast Rock to mud on a Druid statue
*** Scoop mud into little ceramic pots
**** Plant tree's in individual ceramic pots
***** Claim that I have helped them become one with nature
Erik Vale how dare thou not have an avatar! It reminds me of the White Space (my sworn foe) and for that you must be destroyed!
*summons thousands of radioactive scorpions, whose venom has been augmented with the pure essence of the negative energy plane, within your body crawling beneath your flesh*
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Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
North Ranger! Don't think I didn't see you using non-regulation arrows!
Your punishment shall be turning on a spit over an extremely irate red dragon while multitudes of Tiny halberds score your flesh with multitudes of Tiny gashes, all the while listening to The Shrieker Fungus Choir's greatest hits.
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Two-handed martial reach weapon. I do d10 weapon dice, weigh 12 pounds, and belong to the Axe group.
Many, many thanks to kpenguin for the amazing avatar.
Halberd! How dare you use a run-on sentence like that!
*freezes in carbonite*
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Originally Posted by The_Tentacle
Often in the Lord of the Rings, if people need a Deus ex Machina: Gandalf. But if Gandalf needs a Deus ex Machina: eagles. And if the eagles need a Deus ex Machina, then you should probably just pledge undying loyalty to Sauron right there and save yourself the trouble.
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Originally Posted by Razanir
Everyone knows frying pans are actually weapons that people repurpose for cooking
@ Amridell: Uh-Oh ... I think that will reverse the Order of things to such a degree that up will become down, north will be south, and everyone's bellybuttons will play am radio. Do we really want that?
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"I don't swear just for the hell of it." -Henry Drummond, Inherit the Wind
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Hold on a minute here. Why do you get to have a cool two-bladed sword when I don't? Aside from that it's ridiculously impractical for me, but that's beside the point. I shall have my revenge!
*buries you alive in the earth's core*
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
You will be eaten by a Half-Farspawn Gelatinous cubes, and then ripped bodily from this dimension by forces incomprehensible to your mortal mind!
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Elemental, you bucked off that little girl who tried to get a ride on your nightmare-ish back! For that, you are banished to the realm of polka, accordions, and other, terrible, evil, things!
Amridell, you failed to set me on fire before I read your post! Flay him to dust, summoned minions!
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Amidus Drexel, you have failed to bring in the mail for the last time! *skins* *uses mind control ray to force Amidus to paint a masterpiece on the skin* *puts the work of art back on his body* *burns the masterpiece*
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