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I don't recall Holland doing anything to you, so you're being unjust. As punishment, you are to be strapped to a rocket and launched directly into a black hole.
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Your ass-pocket is an offense to my eyes. For that, you will have a cactus and a rabid porcupine duct-taped to your keister so every time you sit you will howl with pain.
*begins streaming bad reality tv directly into North_Ranger's brain*
And you said I was evil? For this hypocrisy, I shall use magic to turn you into a tree. I shall then pulp you and turn you into toilet paper, destined to be sent to homeless shelters all over the world.
This way, you're not useless.
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
You can turn people into trees? Why haven't you been using this power to restore rainforests, then? You had a chance to help the environment, and you threw it away! I will not stand for this.
*chains you up and hurls you into the Mariana Trench*
Say hello to the foraminifera for me!
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
You have neglected to use whitetext in your post for the last time!
So, therefore...
I will pick your lifeless corpse apart with a dull toothpick for all eternity!
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
Recording in progress - My activity will be erratic. Apologies in advance.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Wait, what was that for? You can't just forget the reason! It insults those of us who actually do find something trivial to exact vengeance for! I'm going to drop a planet on you.
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
You would drop a planet on someone, destroy millions if not billions of lives, in order to exact petty vengeance? I'm disappointed. As such, I condemn you to have your magic forcibly extracted, formed into a wedge, and used to separate your soul from your very body. Painfully.
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Your skill with Inkscape is greater than mine.
Now you will be forced to go on a vacation to Disneyland only to find out that it's closing down in four hours.
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Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer and Cuthalion get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS. For all your less than useful heroes out there.
You dare send him to Disneyland instead of Disney World?! That's it, I'm strapping you to a boat in it's a small world
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Originally Posted by The_Tentacle
Often in the Lord of the Rings, if people need a Deus ex Machina: Gandalf. But if Gandalf needs a Deus ex Machina: eagles. And if the eagles need a Deus ex Machina, then you should probably just pledge undying loyalty to Sauron right there and save yourself the trouble.
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Everyone knows frying pans are actually weapons that people repurpose for cooking
You! You held a fancy dinner party and forgot to invite me! I will have you executed by toothbrushes as fast as they are able to saw your internal organs in half!
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
Recording in progress - My activity will be erratic. Apologies in advance.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
For some petty slight which I unfortunately cannot recall, I have created this artifice of magic. It is invisible, intangible, and cannot be heard by anyone except you. It has no purpose save one: every second, it shall whack you with a spoon in a different place on your body. It shall do this until you die.
"Spoon."
*whack*
"Spoon."
*whack*
"Spoon."
*whack*
@V: I shall have to be satisfied with the fact that you've doomed all of us to an Atlantean cataclys- VLABADABABABOOOOOM!
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Alabenson, with your bright blue mane and big glasses and grin, you are just a little too perky. To bring you down a notch, we're going to have Honey Boo-Boo follow you everywhere you go.
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@ Amidus: Shucks! Well I guess that's only fair. Can I bring a book with me, at least?
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Happy Summertime Monkey Avatar by Trog!
"I don't swear just for the hell of it." -Henry Drummond, Inherit the Wind
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You have failed to cite your sources for the last time! You shall be strapped to a rocket and launched into the ground!
@v Not Madonna!!!!
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
Recording in progress - My activity will be erratic. Apologies in advance.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Amidus, I find you guilty of having an ambiguous avatar! Your penalty is that you shall have your fingernails extracted with a pair of rusty pliers, while I play old Madonna records in your ears!
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
You did not save me from Chemistry for that *casts into the sun and implodes the sun with you inside and lets you get trapped in the event horizon before the resulting singularity quickly degrades due to lack of mass*
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Peanut Dracolich avatar by Emperor Ing.
Zaydos! You have failed to smash the eggs I left in a small vault in a Swiss bank account. My displeasure shall manifest in your evisceration.
@v Anything but that! Please! My room hasn't been clean for years!
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
Recording in progress - My activity will be erratic. Apologies in advance.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
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