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That's not a punishment! I'd give almost anything to have an hour between my classes to nap! (note to self: schedule classes differently)
I will slowly remove your spine through your nose, and then use it to flay your skin into a pulp!
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
However, you told a lie. And that is very naughty. The blue fairy makes your nose grow three ells* long and carves her initials on it.
That's a German ell, about the same as a cubit, not a Scottish ell, which is 1/200th of a furlong. In case you were wondering what the ell I was talking about.
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@Purity: Muahahahaha! It was totally worth it! Also: love the Ellk.
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"I don't swear just for the hell of it." -Henry Drummond, Inherit the Wind
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Last edited by MonkeyBusiness : 09-20-2012 at 07:39 PM.
...In case you were wondering what the ell I was talking about.
That pun was way, way too evil. As pun-ishment, you are to be impaled with elk antlers repeatedly until the pain makes you scream hard enough for your voice to give out.
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Hmmmmm, I know how to get non-existent vengeance! You shall have to listen to pony-hating people! Sorry, would some chocolate and a particularly large flamethrower that works particularly well on anti-pony people, Especially anti-bronies make anything better? And note that I have nothing against ponies. Not in the slightest.
I find your vengeance to be too proportionate to the crime committed. Ergo, I am forced to tear your eyeballs from their sockets, and then use them to tear each of your fingers out of your hand. I will then force-feed you your fingers.
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Amidus Drexel, you have been found guilty of eating the last of my chocolate muffins. For this, I sentance you to act as a prereader for every submissions to Fimfiction.net.
Even the smut.
Especially the smut.
Especially the yaoi, nonconsent, mpreg smut.
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If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
Alabenson, you have insulted fanfiction, anime and manga for the last time with your yaoi and yuri for the LAST TIME! I hereby sentence you to take care of the paperwork in the Nine Hells from the last 666 thousand years.
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-Kymme gets all the credit for my current avatar. ALL OF IT.-
Sig-of-avatars is a GO!
With a name like that, you should be thumping people, and yet I haven't seen you thump anyone yet! I shall throw you to the elephants, then unleash a flood of magma onto them!
@V: Elephants aren't exactly innocent. Have you ever played Dwarf Fortress?
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Well, I find you guilty of hurting innocent elephants. Accordingly, I'm going to give you a regenerative potion to keep you alive. Then I'll feed you a running chainsaw and clamp it in place so it sticks in your throat. Finally, I'll dip you in molten iron and let you sit there.
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
*puts hands on hips, taps foot with vexed look* While you've been goofing around with chainsaws and preaching about elephants, I have actually been saving the elephants from the magma. Do you have any idea how heavy they are? I am frankly rather ticked at your lack of consideration at leaving me alone with this task. Really, must I do everything myself?
Therefore, I am setting free the dancing hippos from Fantasia to join with the elephants and some crazy ostriches and crocodiles too. Here they come, to dance all over your house and car ....
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Happy Summertime Monkey Avatar by Trog!
"I don't swear just for the hell of it." -Henry Drummond, Inherit the Wind
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Last edited by MonkeyBusiness : 09-25-2012 at 08:34 PM.
WHAT!? I spent hours pushing those elephants into the magma! I'm sure you know how heavy they are.
For your transgressions, I will simply have my half-molten elephants sit on you.
@v Hell yeah.
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
That was MY trebuchet! MINE! ALL MINE! my precioussss....
*picks up trebuchet, beats Alabenson to a near-death state with many thumps, plucks eyes out of his skull, plants mini-C4s inside them, shoves them in Alabenson's spot where the sun don't shine, and detonates them, while then capturing the soul and giving it to Demogorgon*
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-Kymme gets all the credit for my current avatar. ALL OF IT.-
Sig-of-avatars is a GO!
If you so much as touch my furniture, I will throw the sun at your living room.
Eh, maybe I'll do it anyways.
*throws sun*
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
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