I'm in! is scrawled in three sets of handwriting that look very similar, but have slight differences.
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Originally Posted by C'nor
"Then next time, don't build your block house in his territory, dear. Now please stop trying to mindcontrol the daughter of someone who could lock us both inside our own heads for the next million years or so, alright?"
Yohalles, the Wanderer
Lonel, Gentleman Luck
Jongo, God of Sea-Life
Thankyou Raven for the brain-bleach worthy avatar.
I support the godly magazine idea, and hope that Eld can serve as mix of town crier and incredibly deadpan game show host in some sections. Also, for some odd reason, he will also make appearance when it comes to godly fashion tips, for even if he is grim reaper he will be the most bishounen god there is. Just you wait
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Originally Posted by Moonwolf
Damn you and your comprehensive understanding of synergistic tactics. :|
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In a dream I found a place
of rotting meat and eldritch grace
and looked upon his primordial face
and from my thoughts could not erase
that sense of time that sense of space
and my heart the darkness did embrace.
-Johanna Stokes
The name of this particular iteration of the wall is suddenly becoming more and more appropriate...
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
A party? I sssee....hmm...sssoundsss interesssting.
Finish your contract with the drow first, Crossbone.
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Listen folks, long story short, my boss has been deadtimed for who knows how long, my space heater is broken, and that takes some cash to fix, and I only have so much left. For how much it'll take to fix the damn thing, it'd be smarter to just save up and upgrade. So I'm back on the market.
I'm five foot five skeleton, human (I think) in origin.
I have over seven years of experience in custodial work, two years as a lab assistant, two years as a secretary, and four years being able to set things on fire with my mind.
I'm looking for a work with a low likelyhood of death by siege, explosion, passerby adventurers, or holy smiting.
I would also like to work in a warm environment.
I'm untiring, clean, immune to disease, fire, and mental compulsion, punctual, and respectful.
For any further information, simply contact...
the wall...
This one...
I guess...
After a long absence of notice, a scribble appears beneath this want ad in unfamiliar green ink.
Fine, if they don't mind a skull-faced nanny. I can be quite warm.
Might want to check around GLoG then. They've got more kids than they know what to do with there, particularly around Rowan Cabin. Could be worth a look.
A bandit by the name of Lance has been going around on a rampage on the countryside. He and his gang have been going from village to village causing destruction and killing its inhabitants. The reason for the bandit Lance's actions are unknown but he must be stopped before more villages fall.
Client: Concerned Lordling Location: Forest Village(Outside) Objective: Defeat Lance and his gang of Bandits Bonus Objective: Determine the reason of the Bandit's rampage. Reward: 10,000 gold pieces, Ghost Dagger(B.O.)
Wanted: Guy
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The fey have gone mad! For many generations our people and the fey of the forest have never had any animosity towards one another but now many fey creatures wander outside the forest attacking anything that comes within their view. This must stop!
Client: Herbalist Location: Small Hut (Weald) Objective: Find and exterminate the cause of the Fey's madness Bonus Objective: N/A Reward: 100 gold pieces, Elixir
Seaside Cave Exploration
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While wandering around on a beach I found a cave nearby. I checked it out and it looks like the cave has a few underground layers. I cannot explore it alone as that would be dangerous. I need someone willing to explore the depths of the cave with me.
Client: Wandering Summoner Location: Seaside Cave (Outside) Objective: Make it to the bottom of the cave and back out safely. Bonus Objective:Find an artifact, if there is one. Reward: 5000 gold pieces, Enchanted Blue Steel Daggers(B.O.)
Temple Guardian ((Taken by DoomITP))
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I went inside an abandoned temple to see if there was anything of interest. Down a few floors in the basement area I faced a guardian-like creature. Unfortunately for me my attacks couldn't do much damage. The other floors have monsters as well but they are dirt weak compared to the guardian. Anyway I need help killing the guardian.
Client: Red Mercenary Location: Temple(Inside) Objective: Kill the Guardian Bonus Objective: N/A Reward:A whole crate of Red Steel
Gathering Supplies ((Reserved By TE))
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My medical supplies are running low so I need to resupply. I would go myself but I am on an urgent task. A proxy will meet with you and give the details.
Client: The Black Mercenary Location: Thick Forest(The Weald) Objective: Gather the required materials. Bonus Objective: Do not injure any fey creature. Reward: 20,000(T.E. request) 500 gold pieces, Bravant IV(B.O.)
It looks like the posters are quests.
((If you plan to accept a quest PM me so I can place my character in the area where the quest will take place. B.O. stands for Bonus Objective))
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Boredom is a double-edged sword. Oh yeah I made character entries in the character directory wanna see?
Doo doo doo doo do do doo doo doo do! I'M SINGING IN THE BLOODY BLOOD OF BLOhe heh hehehe OD! BAHAAHAHAHAAHA! See me now now now now...heheheheeheheh! Youbknow what the famous poem goes? Why is a desk like a writing raven! I got it! Cause its worth money! Money is EVERYTHING! Moneymoneymoney! Gold,crrdits,dollars! Link by lin k j jc Bahahahahahaha!
Prospective applicants should speak to Chandara Dyrr at Hollow Hill, in Inside.
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Plague Rat in the Playground
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Originally Posted by Grim ranger
I support the godly magazine idea, and hope that Eld can serve as mix of town crier and incredibly deadpan game show host in some sections. Also, for some odd reason, he will also make appearance when it comes to godly fashion tips, for even if he is grim reaper he will be the most bishounen god there is. Just you wait
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Originally Posted by Moonwolf
Damn you and your comprehensive understanding of synergistic tactics. :|
Freak, eh? You should know that no evil that has come to the Nexus has ever succeeded in doing anything! Good is light! Evil is dark, the light always wins over the light, because the gods watch over us all!
"Nope! I heartily disagree! Darkness is the absence of light. Evil is not the absence of good. It is the adversary of good. And evil does things all the time! Evil ushers forth death all the time! And we eat cookies! I think you're just biased and jealous 'cause you're a goody-two-shoes and that implies that you don't get any cookies."
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It's perfectly possible to be ugly without wanting to kill everyone, you know. Just look at Kirk's children.
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"I can see inside you, the sickness is rising,
It seems that all that was good has died
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me."
Bah! None of you will be rewarded in the afterife. I however, will. I am a servant to my god! My god is bigger than yours! Light is always better than dark....like the difference between black and white! Light is always better!
Someone please tell me this is just a troll, and nobody actually says thing like that.
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"I can see inside you, the sickness is rising,
It seems that all that was good has died
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me."
Bah! I do not joke about what is true! I am mighty, because the light keeps me alive! I have always been a force of good! Except when I shot REinholdt and made him into a vampire somehow...that wasn't the best thing I've ever done...hm....yeah...awkward now. Uh. Nevermind. I am still far greater because of my god, which is obviously better than yours!
It is unlikely that he was intentionally feigning a lack of intelligence, sense, understanding of social cues, etc.
More likely, he possesses these failings in truth.