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Indiana Jones and the - wait, there is no fourth one. Seriously, it doesn't exist. That thing you CLAIM to be one? Hogwash! That's just Shia LaBeouf swinging through trees pursued by monkeys. And the pants show up.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of pants; pants I have acquired over a very long career. Pants that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will pants you." I know that's changing two words, but it was too funny
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Unofficial Brew-Meister in the playground. Just ask!
Off topic slightly, but I kind of want to change everytime I swear to pants on here. I'll no longer need the *. I have pants. So long censorship! Hello Bell-bottoms!
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
"They may take our lives, but they can never take, our PANTS!!!!"
"Now for Wrath, now for Ruin, and the Red Pants!"
"I'm sorry, but our pants is in another castle."
"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Pants...Pants is what makes life worth living! Pants! Pants! Pants! Let's pants everything!"
"Lick the dirt off my pants!"
"Full boar and into the pants!"
"You wear the blue pants - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You wear the red pants - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
"Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"
"We hold these pants to be self-evident, that all pants are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable pants, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of pants."
These pants of mine glows with an awesome power! Their loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow! Erupting... burning... PANTS!"
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Peanut Dracolich avatar by Emperor Ing.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
"At my signal, unleash pants."
"We are the knights who say 'pants'!"
"FREEZE! Drop your pants and put your hands in the air, this is the police!" (that doesnt sound so good)
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 1
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is pants, pants at all costs, pants in spite of all terror, pants, however how long and hard the road may be; for without pants, there is no survival.
This is my letter to the pants,
That never wrote to me.
God created pants so Americans would learn geography.
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or pants?
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Guess who's good at avatars? Thormag. That's who.
A Campaign Setting more than a year in the making, Patria!
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