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09-13-2012, 02:43 AM
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Troll in the Playground
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Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Good morning, oh handsome men and comely maidens. This is a fairly straightforward SMBG - the poster above you has haunted your dreams and desires and you have a chance to deliver the ultimate chat-up line to ask them out.
It can be based on either the name or the avatar of TPAY.
Oh, and nothing too overt or crude please - remember that the usual forum rules apply!
"Oh dearest White Space...so pure, so innocent. Maybe I can help with that..."
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09-13-2012, 06:06 AM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
The Succubus. I understand you're not a stranger to seduction. Care to teach me a few new tricks?
09-13-2012, 06:10 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Fancy changing your name from "Akowrules" to "No Rules"?
09-13-2012, 09:24 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Take that Union Jack off, cookie, and let me help you with your sword. Now close your eyes, and think of England...
@v I'm easy.
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09-13-2012, 01:57 PM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
May I... you know.... nibble your knee?
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09-13-2012, 10:49 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Cthulhu is close to your name...
Gimmee a tentacle.
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
09-14-2012, 03:35 AM
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
If music be the food of love, I could certainly go for a bite to eat....
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09-14-2012, 12:09 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
*rubs shoulder and purrs in ear*
Let's make a cambion.
@v I'm into it *fluffs out*
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09-14-2012, 03:52 PM
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Pixie in the Playground
Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
*Shakes tail and spreads wings while hopping around.*
09-15-2012, 12:17 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
*dances for*
*slips past and grabs Kneenibble*
*slathers Knee in hot butter*
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
09-15-2012, 12:28 PM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Mmmmmm, I can't believe it's hot butter *poses and waits to be drenched in the butter*
09-15-2012, 12:40 PM
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Mmmm, all that tumbling must make you really flexible...
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09-15-2012, 12:46 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
How about you and me grab ourselves a bottle of wine, a virgin and some sacrifical knives...?
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09-17-2012, 05:07 PM
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
I know a damsel in need of some saving, sir...
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Originally Posted by
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Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!
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Originally Posted by
BladeofObliviom
Great, and now I'm imagining what Raz's profile on a dating site would look like. "Must be okay with veils."
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Originally Posted by
Kasanip
I don't think there is such a time to have veils that it is not the fault of Raz_Fox.
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Originally Posted by
Dervag
It's a freaking Romulan dump truck. The Romulans are no more likely to build an unarmed warp-capable ship than they are to become a hippy commune.
09-19-2012, 10:04 AM
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Bugbear in the Playground
Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Can I "do" your hair?
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
09-19-2012, 12:22 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Hello there, crocus -- how about experimenting with a bird of colour?
@v I'm yours.
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09-19-2012, 12:30 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Ah, Kneenibble. Would you care to join me for tea?
09-19-2012, 12:59 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
'ello, lovely.
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What? I'm na' talkin' ta ya, ya manky git. It's the bird I'm talkin' ta. Bugger off.
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09-19-2012, 03:52 PM
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Hey there. Could you teach me how to slide down like that?
09-19-2012, 05:04 PM
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Oh sweet equine, tumble into my arms that I might kiss you, caress you and energy drain you to within an inch of your life hold you close.
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09-19-2012, 10:43 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Tell me, is seducing a succubus really easy or really hard?
09-20-2012, 04:52 AM
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Ahem. They say that a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush. Frankly, I have my doubts.
Prove me wrong. I'll just be over here with my camera ...
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09-20-2012, 07:31 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Oops, it seems I have forgot my swimming trunks. I hope you don't mind a full Monty
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09-20-2012, 10:59 PM
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Ettin in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Excuse me, grim stranger. Have you seen my copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid, Part III ...?
@V: Oh, please, you'll have to do better than... a manicure, you say? Mmmm...
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Kasanip - best artist; Rarity - best smile; Thanqol - good Question
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by
PhoeKun
Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!
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Originally Posted by
BladeofObliviom
Great, and now I'm imagining what Raz's profile on a dating site would look like. "Must be okay with veils."
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Originally Posted by
Kasanip
I don't think there is such a time to have veils that it is not the fault of Raz_Fox.
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Originally Posted by
Dervag
It's a freaking Romulan dump truck. The Romulans are no more likely to build an unarmed warp-capable ship than they are to become a hippy commune.
Last edited by Raz_Fox : 09-21-2012 at 10:48 PM .
09-21-2012, 12:37 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
You've worked enough for one Fox, my clementine. Recline in this plush leather computer chair and sip fresh mango juice while I do your manicure.
09-22-2012, 02:18 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Ah, there you are, you feathered devil... I have two tickets for a certain, exclusive dance... interested? *The winks*
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09-22-2012, 07:50 PM
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
You know, crop gods traditionally double as fertility gods. Care to demonstrate?
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09-24-2012, 11:28 PM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Is that a Wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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09-25-2012, 03:59 AM
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
Hello, tall, orange and masked...
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09-25-2012, 04:29 AM
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: Seduce TPAY: *All* the beautiful people...
I can't help but wonder what other weapons you're proficient with....
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