I feel like a _____ when ________

[Drakeburn]

This kind of game is simple.

Just say that "You feel like a (something) when (I'm doing something, somewhere, etc)

So, I'll start off with........

I feel like an evil mastermind when my cat is on my lap.

Muahahahahahaha!!!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I feel like a caterpillar when wrapped under all my blankets!

BUTTERFLY IN THE MORNING!

[Mauve Shirt]

I feel like a lazy-ass college student when I sit on my computer day and night, occasionally working on a paper with a deadline.

[Ninjaman]

I feel like a bomb technician when i plug in my computer at 5% power.

[LordDeathkeeper]

I feel like a foreign invader when I post in ten threads in a row and see my name all over the page.

[ShadowFireLance]

I feel like a Walking dead when I realize I have been up for 3 days straight.