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Troll in the Playground
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Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Witty titles are for people who can think of them!
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, Elemental: you may have this money: a lot of money. So much money that it comes with a goodly sum of notoriety. You may travel the world in luxury and style, but all your visits are public and official events attended by dignitaries, media, and popular attention. In no way are you able to find a place to lay back peacefully and take it all in.
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Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted! Elemental does tour Canada, but he must do so in disguise to avoid the paparazzi and crazed fans. To do this, he and his entourage dress as the paparazzi themselves. He gets a slight crick in his neck from the heavy camera 'round his neck. But he manages to see most of the things he wants.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, however, during his tour Elemental comes down with food poisoning and is unable to enjoy his vacation.
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If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Unfortunately, their battery life means you can only conquer regions within a few miles.
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Ogre in the Playground
Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted you find a chemical compound that allows people to be so happy, they do not feel the need to do anything at all. Even breathe. Everyone dies (happily).
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The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
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Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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Pixie in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You meet aquaman just before you drown.
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Anarchy ensues for ten minutes outside your bedroom every morning at three.
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For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My
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Dragons!
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted! Here you go
I wish I had a neverending supply of chocolate.
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Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted but you get a stomachache
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Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You now have a very handsome handlebar mustache. It is full, impeccably groomed, and stunning in its wicked awesomeness.
Unfortunately, it grows on your butt.
I wish for a yo-yo.
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@ Succubus: story of my life. So many things I own have little nibble marks all over ....
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Your wish is granted. As you play with it, it descends to the floor. When it comes back up, it has a bunny chewing on the end of it.
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Proof that avataring standards in the Playground have reached an all-time low:
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Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but this reality is only a clever illusion created by robots, and when you eat it it will only be the matrix telling your mind that what your eating is carrot cake with buttercream icing.
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Pixie in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. They grow up so fast, they squash you. Horribly. Against a wall.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Alpha Centauri will forever be peaceful.
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When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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Ogre in the Playground
Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. But they changed the original formula, watered it down and call it Vault.
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For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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Pixie in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. To bad they used food stamp quality cheese. And the chips are soggy.
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Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but the cookies compel people not to trust you after eating them, so everyone only ever eats one.
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. It now comes conveniently sold in glass vials. Drink one and live for an extra year!
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Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer and Cuthalion get cookies for making me avatars.
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Co Founder of LUTAS.
For all your less than useful heroes out there.
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Dragons!
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Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted! Your pony drawing have aroused the interest of the Internet CIA who ask you for an interview. They are also specially interested in some ponies. Draw away!
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Avatar by the great Lord Herman. Many, many thanks!
Empress Catherine by Dr. Bath!
Castaras made the PiratZarrrrr. Thank you very much!
Squid Bones: They exist!
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Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You develop a chocolate allergy instead.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. From now on, Earth's gravity shall be reduced by half between 6 am and 12 pm.
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If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Bacon is now healthy for you and still tastes delicious. I am not mean or cruel enough and too much of a bacon lover to twist that wish.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. However, you must go to school every other day of the rest of your life, with no vacations. Ever.
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Mad scientists. Undead cultists. Friendship Antimatter. OFC bombardments.
Ponythread: The Roleplaying.
Pinkie Pie-atar by Zimmerwald1915!
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Halfling in the Playground
Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. Nobody else goes on the thread at all.
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Pixie in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. But only to universes that are shallower than a 1st grade play or so samey that you can't tell the difference from your universe.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, however it is immediately replaced be a massive revival of the mall goth style.
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When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, but the moral of the story is that the artistic talent was hidden inside you the whole time.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted, it starts out tasting like alligator vomit. After about two hours, it becomes the best alligator vomit in the world!
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Mad scientists. Undead cultists. Friendship Antimatter. OFC bombardments.
Ponythread: The Roleplaying.
Pinkie Pie-atar by Zimmerwald1915!
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Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: You Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43
Granted. You are now the Doctor, but now you have to take me everywhere as well, and put up with my tumbling.
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